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  • David Blaine
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  • Roger and Francine return from what they believed to be a masquerade ball to find Hayley with magician David Blaine in an airless refrigerator in "Delorean Story-an". When Blaine collapses and they believe him to be dead, he reveals himself to be fellow magician Criss Angel, to Roger's delight. Roger gives Hayley the book of David Blaine's life story in "Roger's Baby".
  • David Blaine is famous for being a magical wizard who can send people back to dinosaur time (but you won't get to ride one)! He dated Madonna. Despite all his endurance stunts Blaine did not kill himself in 2015.
  • David Blaine is an a practitioner of grand-scale, yet lameass, magic. He once attempted to spend two weeks in a bubble filed with 2000 gallons of salt water, thus proving that mankind is capable of watching anything, if bored enough to do so. When Stephen saw the giant ball of water with Blaine inside during his lunch near Lincoln Center on May 2, 2006 it scared the bejeesus out of him, proving much more frightening in person than all the times he had dreamed about it. ~David Blaine, May 2, 2006
  • Please open your hymn books to page 183, song number 894. "Oh Hear us, when we laugh, at thee" "You nearly drowned, har har, he he" The GIT-WIZARD!
  • David Blaine first appeared in the Season Five episode "Super Best Friends", as the leader of the suicide cult religion, "Blaintology" who view his magic tricks as holy "miracles". He considers himself God, but the Super Best Friends halt the suicides and destroy Blaine's giant Abraham Lincoln statue with their own giant John Wilkes Booth statue. Blaine escapes with a jet. Blaine appears again in the Season Seven episode, "Krazy Kripples", as a member of Christopher Reeve's Legion of Doom. His most recent appearance was in the episode "201", as one of the celebrities who is suing South Park.
  • David Arthur "Killer Kane" Blaine is a magician infamous for his "Turn The Twenty Dollars Into A Monopoly Game With Missing Pieces" trick. He is seriously a great magician. He has more tricks up his sleeve in one night than a hooker does in her entire career. He also has a ventriloquist's dummy named Hugo, that can sit endlessly for hours. Many people have been amazed by this spectacular feat of endurance. David Blaine has announced that when he dies, he plans to do his own autopsy.
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  • David Blaine
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  • Magician and endurance something
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  • Roger and Francine return from what they believed to be a masquerade ball to find Hayley with magician David Blaine in an airless refrigerator in "Delorean Story-an". When Blaine collapses and they believe him to be dead, he reveals himself to be fellow magician Criss Angel, to Roger's delight. Roger gives Hayley the book of David Blaine's life story in "Roger's Baby".
  • David Blaine is famous for being a magical wizard who can send people back to dinosaur time (but you won't get to ride one)! He dated Madonna. Despite all his endurance stunts Blaine did not kill himself in 2015.
  • David Blaine is an a practitioner of grand-scale, yet lameass, magic. He once attempted to spend two weeks in a bubble filed with 2000 gallons of salt water, thus proving that mankind is capable of watching anything, if bored enough to do so. When Stephen saw the giant ball of water with Blaine inside during his lunch near Lincoln Center on May 2, 2006 it scared the bejeesus out of him, proving much more frightening in person than all the times he had dreamed about it. ~David Blaine, May 2, 2006
  • David Arthur "Killer Kane" Blaine is a magician infamous for his "Turn The Twenty Dollars Into A Monopoly Game With Missing Pieces" trick. He is seriously a great magician. He has more tricks up his sleeve in one night than a hooker does in her entire career. He also has a ventriloquist's dummy named Hugo, that can sit endlessly for hours. Many people have been amazed by this spectacular feat of endurance. Many of his "magic" tricks are not really magical at all. For example, Blaine has been seen levitating; however, scientists have revealed that widespread dislike of Blaine causes Earth to emit temporary anti-gravitational fields around him, effectively repelling him away from the planet. David Blaine has announced that when he dies, he plans to do his own autopsy.
  • Please open your hymn books to page 183, song number 894. "Oh Hear us, when we laugh, at thee" "You nearly drowned, har har, he he" The GIT-WIZARD!
  • David Blaine first appeared in the Season Five episode "Super Best Friends", as the leader of the suicide cult religion, "Blaintology" who view his magic tricks as holy "miracles". He considers himself God, but the Super Best Friends halt the suicides and destroy Blaine's giant Abraham Lincoln statue with their own giant John Wilkes Booth statue. Blaine escapes with a jet. Blaine appears again in the Season Seven episode, "Krazy Kripples", as a member of Christopher Reeve's Legion of Doom. His most recent appearance was in the episode "201", as one of the celebrities who is suing South Park.
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