| abstract | - Narnicorns (Narnicus Cornicus) are Arctic hybrids of Narwhals and Unicorns. Unlike the Narwhal, their horn is located on its forehead, and it has a human nose where the Norwhal's horn should be. Narnicorns eat anything in sight, but it's with one exception of crumpets. When eating them he takes forever to chew. He chews like a retard eating an ear of corn. Narnicorns live to the age of six months, but each human month is but one ten millionth of the superior Narnicorn months. Narnicorns live in the deep depths of the Arctic Ocean, and are also very common in the North Pole. As everyone believes, Santa drives his sleigh with reindeer. But, in fact, it is driven by Narnicorns. The flying trait and about everything else magical about them comes from their Unicorn mothers. Their horns, and sometimes double-tusks, are from their Narwhal father. But, if a Narnicorn and a unicorn were to breed, they would both explode. And if two Narnicorns were to breed with each other, then they would be gay, because all Narnicorns are males. The only way to make a Narnicorn is to breed a male Narwhal and a female Unicorn. If you breed a female Narwhal and a male Unicorn, you'd get something retarded like a Uniwhal, which is impossible to have, because they don't exist (obviously). That, or a Platypus. You don't want that to happen. They mate with each other by rubbing their horns together, rubbing their magic off of each other, which reaches their magic sacks and making a Narnicorn baby.
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