| abstract | - Colonel Rudolf Costanova "Ladiesman" Abel (1903-1971), or just Rudolf Abel, was a russian spy, colonel and star pimp from the United Kingdom, although he spent most of his life in the USSR. He has gathered widespread acclamation for his massive collection of american postcards he gathered during his career as a spy. Though most regard him as a successful spy, Rudolf was actually one of the greatest pimps who ever lived. Most of his life was spent in the Soviet Union, from where he managed Abel Ladies, his massive whorehouse / strip club / bar company. In his late years his estimated net worth was of 15.000.000.000$, one of the largest net worths of the 70's. He never got married and had only one son, a 20 year-old black man he recieved from FedEx on his 55th birthday with a note reading "He's your fucking problem now, you son of a bitch." However, this man moved out at age 35 and his current whereabouts are unknown.
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