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  • Pubic hair
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  • Pubic hair is the hair that develops around the external part of the reproductive tract at the start of puberty.
  • Hello, I'm your pubic hair. You've probably never met before and may even be a little surprised that I'm talking to you, but one day I will be the blight of your adolescence and the main reason that you will remain a virgin until the sprightly age of 72. When you reach teen age, I will begin to form a sort of downy fluff upon your scrotum ("if you're a boy"). As the years pass by, this will become more irritating than the forces of Hannah Montana and Dora the Explorer combined.
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  • Pubic hair is the hair that develops around the external part of the reproductive tract at the start of puberty.
  • Hello, I'm your pubic hair. You've probably never met before and may even be a little surprised that I'm talking to you, but one day I will be the blight of your adolescence and the main reason that you will remain a virgin until the sprightly age of 72. When you reach teen age, I will begin to form a sort of downy fluff upon your scrotum ("if you're a boy"). As the years pass by, this will become more irritating than the forces of Hannah Montana and Dora the Explorer combined.