| abstract | - Anyway, the house was built 45 years ago, and - what? No, I most certainly did NOT say it was made 5 minutes ago! Besides, that would be six minutes ago by now anyway! What? Are you calling me a liar?! I'm not a liar, you asshole! Would you stop interupting me, now? Thank you. Anyway..it was built 45 years ago. No one knows who built said house, or how they erected a hill for it to sit upon. However, it was apparantly a bad thing to do, because moments after, according to the many people in the apartment room, that gave perfect view of that house, a figure of a human flew down the hill, with a rope on it's neck, and stopped half-way. It was for this reason that everyone assumed the house was haunted. But, about 24 years ago, a- ..what? I don't know who it was that hung themselves, I told you, no one knows. No, nobody went up the hill to check them, the thing was HAUNTED, you asshole! Now quit interupting me, or I swear I'll - good, no more talking from you. Where was I...oh right. Everyone assumed it was haunted, but a little over 17 years ago, a man and a woman moved into the house. Again, no one ever saw them up close, or caught their names. But everyone assumed that they too would soon be killed in the same manner the first was. However, they not only lived, but six months later, seven children, all male, came from the woman. The odd thing was, she was supposedly not pregnant coming into the house, and the legend is that the husband yelled at the womb to hurry the hell up, and the womb, terrified, spat out not only their child, but six extra ones as well. They only had enough resources for one child, but somehow they EASILY where able to excellently raise all seven. And when I say they, I mean the man, because the seven sudden births put the woman in a mini-coma, and afterwards, she could barely move for the first few weeks. Oddly enough, her body was still in perfect condition, supposedly because the man had warned the womb not to screw up said woman's looks, lest it get some sort of spinning kick. This is of course, legend, but if you doubt it, you're an asshole.
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