| rdfs:comment | - A moving walkway is an amusement ride provided free of charge at most major airports. It consists of a very large rubber band strung around two mutant hamster wheels. (Contrary to popular belief, the wheels, not the hamsters, are the mutants.) There are many ways to amuse yourself on a moving walkway, but the main objective is to score goals by preventing business travelers from making their connections. Because of the numbers of travelers involved, this game is most easily played at George Bush Intercontinental, Newark, or Chicago O'Hare (named after the late Bugs Bunny).
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| abstract | - A moving walkway is an amusement ride provided free of charge at most major airports. It consists of a very large rubber band strung around two mutant hamster wheels. (Contrary to popular belief, the wheels, not the hamsters, are the mutants.) There are many ways to amuse yourself on a moving walkway, but the main objective is to score goals by preventing business travelers from making their connections. Because of the numbers of travelers involved, this game is most easily played at George Bush Intercontinental, Newark, or Chicago O'Hare (named after the late Bugs Bunny). In the city-state of Lower Hyderabad, a primitive form of moving walkway has seen use in the execution of violent criminals. Frequently bloody, these executions serve to deter fellow villagers from mink theft. Moving walkways are designed by engineers who could not hack it in Escalator School. It's a fucking belt that moves in circles all day, yet due to their abundant incompetence, two or three belts are always broken at any airport at any given time. (So chalk up several goals for the retard engineers.) Moving walkways are usually installed in pairs. This allows riders to ride without having to walk back to the starting point. Moving walkways usually have hand rails, but you have to be some sort of a douchebag to want to use those. The moving walkways at Universal Studios Florida mark the first time a moving walkway has been installed outside an airport. It is one of the most popular rides at the resort, even more popular than the Incredible Hulk roller coaster and the Spiderman ride combined. In addition, it is also the highest capacity ride in the resort and almost never has a line. To make the ride more exciting, it has its own soundtrack and electronic displays.
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