| abstract | - After many grueling years of research on a totally unrelated subject, Euclid went for a walk and tripped on a rock. To his surprise, what he saw was a vision of Nostrodamus predicting something called a Coordinate Plane. This was again predicted by Richard Nixon in 1978. Finally, Bill Clinton saw the Coordinate Plane and announced it to the world in a cypher in the quote: “I did not have sexual relations with that woman!” ~ Bill Clinton on ciphered message about the Coordinate Plane Decoded, we find a phrase in the commonly used Martian dialect "asacu3 adnvi3asd unwe8f828fasdfjasdfpoop xxguseafece vnalel2 casndulcudiadb adfb." This translates to "Oh thy children shall be taught of a plane in which there are coordinates, and it shall be called the Coordinate Plane." The letters and signify how the coordinates will be noted. After Bill Clinton resigned, we were alerted of the Coordinate Plane and managed to teach it to some poor small children. The first attempts of this were disasterous. Of the 2000 children taught, 300 of them asploded, 560 of them caught AIDS, 210 of them turned gay, and 146 of them were gunned down by Jack Bauer. In later times, the techniques of teaching Pre-Algebra had been perfected as to limit the asplosion victims to 20 a year.
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