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| rdfs:comment | - Irish boy band, all very good looking in a bland way.
- Irish man girl band Boyzone (Originally named 'Ozone' by band manager / Greenpeace member and activist Louis Walsh) hit the music scene with force during the 1890's, with a string of similarly sounding and thoroughly shite hits. Before long, 'Boyzone-itis' struck the nation, and unfortunately doctors were unable to find a cure for this disease which symptoms primarily involved actually enjoying the songs the band produced. As a result of this and by some hefty amounts of luck, Boyzone's music became liked by many idiots people across the globe.
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| abstract | - Irish boy band, all very good looking in a bland way.
- Irish man girl band Boyzone (Originally named 'Ozone' by band manager / Greenpeace member and activist Louis Walsh) hit the music scene with force during the 1890's, with a string of similarly sounding and thoroughly shite hits. Before long, 'Boyzone-itis' struck the nation, and unfortunately doctors were unable to find a cure for this disease which symptoms primarily involved actually enjoying the songs the band produced. As a result of this and by some hefty amounts of luck, Boyzone's music became liked by many idiots people across the globe. The circumstances behind Boyzone’s original formation are unknown; however one rumour states that the band all attended the same Taekwondo classes during their early teen years, and things 'kicked off' from there. Another rumour states that the lads met during a night at a karaoke bar located on the outskirts of Slough. Currently, neither of these theories has been proven. Less likely, is that they would have met in a gents club in Slough.
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