| rdfs:comment | - That something, or somethings, happened to be three riots. Diana, Sakura, Kyushi and Haru, being the most supernatural of the Twilight Guild, could sense it an hour before... well, describing it in one sentence doesn't do it justice. “Newcomers?” a burly man said. “Put these on.” he tossed them each a pink skirt. Everyone refrained from wearing them. Thankfully, they hadn't been doing Full Princess for rioting garb. The third mob, coming from the West main street, was protesting the fair trade rule. They screamed at how horrible it was. “POWER TO PLAYERS!” they cried. It was chaos.
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| abstract | - That something, or somethings, happened to be three riots. Diana, Sakura, Kyushi and Haru, being the most supernatural of the Twilight Guild, could sense it an hour before... well, describing it in one sentence doesn't do it justice. As I said before, there were three riots, each with about fifty people. There happened to be 1979 people on this world.. One, coming from the taverns and bars in southern Varrock, was an angry, drunken mob. They were protesting against noobs, saying stuff like “We won't stand for Noobs anymore, Jagex!” and “Get rid of noobs!” they were killing N00bs. But who cares? A lot of them were idiots anyway. Like most N00bs tend to be. I mean, some N00bs are such idiots that they make me look like a genius or Warrior of the highest level for writing this. And best of all, I can't get reported for this! I'm a genius! But back to the story... they were ravaging Varrock, looting the stores and banks, killing other players, and generally causing chaos. The second, better organized mob, heading toward Varrock Square on the east main street, mostly wearing pink skirts, with the redemption prayer hanging over their heads, was protesting the fact Jagex had destroyed PK as we know it. “We want PK”, “This is Ruinedscape, the once massive adventureless game by Jagex!” “Bounty hunter is a piece of crap!” “New Wildy sucks!” “The wild just ain't wild anymore!” they cried. Looters were following in their wake. Veteran PKers were in that crowd, some from the Falador Massacre. So, Mods were hunting them down. Haru and his friends joined the PKing mob. “Newcomers?” a burly man said. “Put these on.” he tossed them each a pink skirt. Everyone refrained from wearing them. Thankfully, they hadn't been doing Full Princess for rioting garb. “This is Ruinedscape, the once massive adventureless game by Jagex!” “Bounty hunter is a piece of crap!” “New Wildy sucks!” “The wild just ain't wild anymore!” the rioters screamed, throwing snowballs, and using snow globes to get more. Mods tried to stop them, but they were pelted to death by a blizzard of snowballs. When they respawned, they confronted the other mobs. The third mob, coming from the West main street, was protesting the fair trade rule. They screamed at how horrible it was. “POWER TO PLAYERS!” they cried. It was chaos. I would like to explain a bit of wisdom from an as-yet unnamed Player Moderator. He had experience with rioting, and here's what he had to say: “When two or more riots collide, get the hell out of there.” Now, Varrock square was the collision point for these 3 mobs. This would no doubt hurt a lot. All the negative energy was about to collide, when suddenly... Poof! The Twilight Guild disappeared.
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