| rdfs:comment | - Mordecai: You missed! Mordecai: Aw yeah! Rigby: Whatever, dude, I don't care, cause I got all day to beat you because we got the day off! Both: Aww Yeah! (high fives) (Skips enters) Skips: Hey, guys you busy? Rigby: Yeah, Skips, we're playing Alley Fight Dudes. Skips: Oh, cause I was wondering if I could cash in this coupon you gave me for my birthday. Skips: It says you will do all my jobs for a day. Rigby: What? I don't renember writing that. Skips: It's from six months ago. Muscle Man: (laughs) Open it, Skips, open it! Rigby: Aw, man. Did you get Skips anything for his birthday? Mordecai: No, did you?
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| abstract | - Mordecai: You missed! Mordecai: Aw yeah! Rigby: Whatever, dude, I don't care, cause I got all day to beat you because we got the day off! Both: Aww Yeah! (high fives) (Skips enters) Skips: Hey, guys you busy? Rigby: Yeah, Skips, we're playing Alley Fight Dudes. Skips: Oh, cause I was wondering if I could cash in this coupon you gave me for my birthday. Skips: It says you will do all my jobs for a day. Rigby: What? I don't renember writing that. Skips: It's from six months ago. Muscle Man: (laughs) Open it, Skips, open it! Rigby: Aw, man. Did you get Skips anything for his birthday? Mordecai: No, did you? Mordecai (continued): We gotta get him something! Rigby: But we don't have any money! And it's too late. Mordecai: Dude. Birthday coupon. Mordecai: (While Writing) Mordecai and Rigby promise to do all Skips' chores for one day. BOOM! Rigby: Aw, man! I don't wanna do Skips' chores for the day! Mordecai: Dude, we have to get him something! Besides, no one ever uses these things anyway. Rigby: Good point. Mordecai: Hey, yo, Skips, my man! We went all out on this one. Rigby: Oh yeah. UUUHHH! Can't we just do it some other day? Skips: Sorry, fellas, I've been saving this for today. Skips (continued): I have something very important to do, that if I can't get to because you guys didn't do my chores, the whole world could come to an end. Rigby: UUUHHH! Okay! We'll do your work! Mordecai: Yeah, Skips. We got it. Skips: Thanks guys. (Hands paper to Mordecai) Here's a list of my jobs for the day. Mordecai and Rigby: (Looks at paper) Aw, What? Rigby: Seriously? Skips: Best gift in the world. Mordecai: Uuhh. This is brutal. Rigby: I know. I'm not doing that. Mordecai: Well, dude, we have to. Do you want the world to come to an end? Rigby: Yeah, right. That's just what you say if you want somebody to do something. Mordecai: (Shrugs) Cmon, dude, let's just get this over with. Both: (Throw down rakes) Yea! (They high-five) Mordecai: Dude, that's the fastest we've ever finished anything! Rigby: Hey man, when we're done, do you want to grab some sodas and play Alley Fight Dudes? Mordecai: Yeah. That sounds good. The only thing we have left to do is that we have to move Pops' harpsichord. Rigby: Nice. Mordecai: (picks up harpsichord) Alright. 1, 2, 3! Rigby: Dude! Let's just call Skips! Mordecai: No, man! Cmon! You can do this! Go go go go go go! Go! Mordecai: Cmon, Rigby. Keep pushing! Rigby: Dude, it's stuck. I'm calling Skips. Mordecai: NO! We made him a promise. We are not calling Skips. Benson: Hey! What are you two doing? I thought that was Skips' job. Mordecai: We were just- Benson: You know what, I don't care. Just get it out of there, it's a fire hazard. Mordecai: Dude. We gotta call Skips. Voicemail: This is Skips. You know what to do. Mordecai: Skips! Skips! We need your help. The harpsichord got stuck in the doorway. Rigby: Yeah, Skips, it's stuck! You gotta help us! Benson said it was a fire hazard! Mordecai: Yeah, it's a fire hazard. Pick up the phone, Skips! Both: We know you're home, Skips, pick up the phone, Skips! (Skips is getting angry) We know you're home Skips, pick up the phone, Skips! Skips: ALRIGHT! (Picks up phone) I'll be right over. (Back at house) Skips: Alright, What did you guys do. Mordecai: We were trying to move it and it got stuck. Skips: Alright, on three, I want you guys to push. I'm gonna try to pull it through, alright? 1, 2 3, HUUUUH! Rigby: Oh, it's stuck on this thing. Skips: AAAAAH! Rigby: Man, I'm sorry, Skips! Skips: Dooh, haaa! (He tumbles back) Mordecai: Skips, are you alright? Skips: This is bad. Rigby: Are pinkies supposed to bend that way? Mordecai: Well, at least it was your last chore for the day. Skips: No. You don't understand! Gary: SKIPS! Gary (continued): Skips, the time has come once again for you to fight Klorgbane the Destroyer Mo: Wait a minute, is that what you have to go do? You gotta fight somebody? Rigby: Yeah, who's Klorgbane? Mordecai: Skips. you can't fight anybody with your hands like that! Gary: What's wrong with your hands? Skips: Uh... (He hides his broken fingers.) Skips (continued): Nothing, Gary. (He laughs nervously.) Skips (continued: I'm fine. Gary: Are you sure? Skips: Yeah, I'm sure. Come on, Gary. Let's go. (They teleport inside the car and drive off.) Rigby: Dude! Mordecai: We gotta make sure he's okay come on ( Mordecai and Rigby chase and get into the truck) Rigby: Dude, where's this thing going? Mordecai: Do you really have to ask? Gary: Guardians of Eternal Youth, I bring you the mighty Skips. (Skips kneels.) Reginald: Skips, another one hundred-year cycle has passed. Thank you for once again saving us by fighting the dark one, Klorgbane the Destroyer. Brothers, let us unleash the Fists of Justice. Skips: AAAHHHH! (Mordecai and Rigby run to Skips.) Mordecai: Skips wait! Skips: What are you doing here! I told you to stay at the park! Mordecai: We're here to help! Skips: Would you forget about the coupon. you can't help me with this! now get out of here! Reginald: Klorgbane! (Klorgbane looks up to the Guardians of Eternal Youth) Guardians of Eternal Youth: AAAHHHH! Klorgbane: Hello, my brothers. I have returned once more to claim my right for place of the council. Reginald: Never! You're evil Klorgbane. Klorgbane: Then after I defeat Skips I shall destroy you all! Reginald: You will never defeat Skips, Klorgbane. Klorgbane: We will just have to see about that, won't we? (Klorgbane pulls out a red spike on a stick) Guardians of Eternal Youth: AAAHHHH!
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