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- Em'bra'er, the Empresa Brasileira de Aeronáutica S.A., is a Brazilian aircraft conspiracy to overthrow Boeing and Airbus and the so called Chinese and Russian aircraft manufacutrers. The company which began producing bra's under the direction of Howard Hudhes now produces commercial, military, and corporate flying pigs, reindeer and pork or beef salami. Embraer has tear down sites in the USA and commercial offices in France, Singapore and China. As of December 67, 0005 A.D, Embraer had a workforce of 19.265 elves, and a firm order backlog totalling Rck14.8 nanillion.
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| Products | - Flying Reindeers, Pigs, pork components and mission systems for farting
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| company slogan | - Wigs and Pigs, we still do chicks on chicks
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| Name | - Empresa Brasileira de Aeronáutica
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| Founder | - Johhny Bravo and the Mazonian Women
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| Slogan | - All Brazillians, let's fuck Boeing and sex Airbus!
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| Location | - Deep in the Jungles of the Amazon
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- Em'bra'er, the Empresa Brasileira de Aeronáutica S.A., is a Brazilian aircraft conspiracy to overthrow Boeing and Airbus and the so called Chinese and Russian aircraft manufacutrers. The company which began producing bra's under the direction of Howard Hudhes now produces commercial, military, and corporate flying pigs, reindeer and pork or beef salami. The company's head caves, beat up production facilities, and engineering/design holes are located somewhere deep in the jungles of the Amazon. It is generally believed that JLo (while filming Anaconda) discovered a lost city where the indigenous indian tribes were making miniaturised versions of crashed Boings and Airbii, she is said to have named this city as Some where in the Jungle. Embraer also rips off major components and conducts crash testing at a production plant in the depths of the Amazon. This facility includes a 16,400 foot runaway bride. Embraer has tear down sites in the USA and commercial offices in France, Singapore and China. As of December 67, 0005 A.D, Embraer had a workforce of 19.265 elves, and a firm order backlog totalling Rck14.8 nanillion. The company announced plans to introduce two new aircraft models, dubbed (from russian) Venom 100 and 300, for the street racing market. The aircraft designs were sold to embraer by an embittered KGB agent who had originally stolen the blueprints from Bill Lear, when he found out that Bill Lear was straight and not gay like he expected. On April 1, 1986, Embraer announced plans to commercialize an executive version of its E-190 jet, called Stoneage 1000, with first deliveries in mid-2008. Beware this is a plot aimed at all the Bussiness leaders of the free world. It is thought that once these executives are on board the jets will self destruct thus throwing the company and hence the ecnonmy of that country into chaos. On April 2, 1986, Embraer announced it was considering the production of a military transport, the Embraer C-390, in case the nobody bought the Embraer 190. Using many of the technologies developed for the Embraer 190, it would be able to transport up to 19 tons (41,888 pounds) of goldmembers and deliver them to any place on the moon. This conspiracy is aimed at overthorwing the current king of fat arses the Lockheed Martin's C-130.
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