| abstract | - Alex Gibsun is the extremely creative stage name of a young man named Alex Gibson. He has a majestic beard that he has to shave twice a day otherwise he'll look like the guys from ZZ Top. Pretty much every girl he's spoken to has fallen in love with him, yet he somehow manages to stay single. One time, he thought he met a girl that wasn't in love with him, but it turned out it was a mannequin at Urban Outfitters that he had been talking to for 5 minutes before realizing she wasn't real. She was a good listener though. He has a twitter & he makes people laugh & sometimes they make pee in their pants because they laugh so hard. If you go in the bathroom and shut the door, then turn the lights off and say his name three times, when you turn the lights on nothing will happen because he does comedy, he's not a damn magician! His record for kittens saved from burning trees in one night is 73. When not working he spends his time reading to orphaned orangoutangs & baby Joeys (not his best friend Joey, but a baby Kangaroo, which is a part of the marsupial family and is referred to as a Joey). He did not write this article, because that'd be totally lame of me...him! I MEANT IT'D BE TOTALLY LAME OF HIM! K GOTTA GO MY MOM IS CALLING ME.
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