| abstract | - The story starts with the Hitler Planning Scene. Jodl asks Hitler of his plans as they're losing the war. Instead of war plans, Hitler plans to start looking at a new job and has already had a place in mind. When asked by Jodl of the location, Hitler points at a Dollar Store logo on the map of Berlin, saying that It's be an easy enough job. Hitler goes for an appointment. The manager of Dollar Store, Albert Speer, greets him and handles the appointment. Speer offered Hitler a seat, after a few seconds of awkward silence, proceeded with the interview. Hitler explains that the reason he wanted to work at Dollar Store is only because he's looking for a new job for the he's about to lose (being Führer), adding that he need to stay employed even after the war. Speer is convinced, and welcomes Hitler aboard the company. Hitler is put to work as a cashier on Dollar Store. On the same day, Günsche happens to shop there. He asked Hitler of the prices of the following items: a wiping cloth, a pet rock, a DVD of a film starring Eddie Murphy, some paper plates and another unknown item. Hitler gets increasingly annoyed at this - as everything is a dollar - and finally loses it and rants out to Günsche that "everything's a dollar, dammit!" The public announcement system calls out Hitler to go to the office. Speer explains to Hitler that customers are complaining about Hitler's behaviour, saying that Hitler's having an anger problem and it's completely unacceptable. Hitler blames it on the customers, who he says are too stupid to know that everything is priced at a dollar in Dollar Store. Not contempt at Hitler's response, Speer gives him a second chance, and warns him that he would be fired if he mess up again. Hitler is now given responsibility to open and close the shop. He overslept. Outside, the customers (his former generals) are already waiting at the door. When he finally awakes, Hitler looks at the clock and is shocked to find that he had overslept to 11AM. Facing Speer again, Hitler pleaded not to fire him and that he can explain his mishap. As Speer had already given him a warning, he has no choice but to fire him. Hitler wails.
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