| abstract | - Come to us, you naïve and unaware Action Hero... and meet your doom! Silly you who believe women never delve into evil! As is stated in the title, this is about villainesses and antagonistic female types. This is not the Mysterious Woman who leaves a doubt about her intentions, even though the two can overlap; this is about women who are explicitly villainous and whose intentions are clearly nefarious.
* Alpha Bitch: That pretentious, snide High School bitch that you just want to slap heavily across the face...
* The Baroness: Domineering, cold and heartless... She's not here to please you.
* Bitch Alert: *enters scene* "That's right. I am a real bitch and I want everyone to know."
* Bitch in Sheep's Clothing: Appearances can be very deceptive... She proves it to a painful point.
* Black Widow: If you're rich and old, you're her prey!
* Blondes Are Evil: If she's blonde, keep your hands on your weapon at all times.
* Daddy's Little Villain: The Big Bad's daughter, who proves the fish rots from the head down.
* Dark Action Girl: She's evil and she kicks ass. Yours preferably.
* Dark Chick: She may be The Chick but she's still evil.
* Dark Mistress: The villain's girlfriend.
* Dragon Lady: The Asian version of the Baroness.
* Entitled Bitch: She treats you like shit but, in her eyes, you have to help her out in times of need!
* Evil Diva : The bitch can sing.
* Evil Matriarch: Proof that not all mothers are saintly.
* Femme Fatale: Sexy and enticing... but is she really telling the truth?
* Fille Fatale: Like above but younger.
* Gold Digger: She's okay with staying at home and you being the breadwinner... but don't count on her to run the home or raise your children.
* Girl Scouts Are Evil: They are creepy children at best and Enfant Terribles at their worst. And they shuck BAD COOKIES!!
* God Save Us From the Queen: A woman in position of power? EVIL!! Unless...
* Hive Queen: Queen of the Hive Mind? Not good.
* Hot Witch: Not always a bitch but often enough.
* Lady Macbeth: The Big Bad's wife, who is just as evil as he is.
* Lady of Black Magic: 50-50 chance of being a bitch.
* Lesbian Vampire: She's hot, she's a vampire and she's after your girlfriend.
* Make Way for the Princess: Warning: Here comes the Alpha Bitch.
* Manipulative Bitch: She knows what drives you and she will use it against you if it serves her plans.
* Perky Female Minion: Happy-go-lucky and carefree... Still a bitch though.
* Psycho Lesbian: She's Ax Crazy and she's after your girlfriend.
* Rich Bitch: Although not always villainous, she enjoys being a bitch a little too much.
* Ungrateful Bitch: Don't give her shit. She won't thank you or help you back.
* Vain Sorceress: She uses her phenomenal, magical power to keep herself pretty.
* The Vamp: She offers sex...for a price. And no, it's not money.
* Wicked Stepmother: Congratulations! Your widower dad just married the Bitch in Sheep's Clothing!!
* Wicked Witch: Points added if she's also unattractive.
* Woman in Black: If she only wears black, there's a reason.
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