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  • The Hunger Games (movie)
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  • The Hunger Games is another one of those movies that has been adapted from a book to the big screen to help aid those who can't read, have no imagination, or reside in the areas of Arkansas, Tasmania or a country that have entries to the Eurovision song contest. The original book was written by Suzanne Colon-Cancer in 2008, and was turned into a full motion picture by Gay Moss and Michael G. Spotboil in 2011 for Lionsgape Pictures for a summer of 2012 release. The movie stars Jennifer Losttits as Catshit, a poor girl living in the future with nothing better to do then use a bow and arrow to hunt for birds because, now that in the future, there is nothing better to do, since the governments have abolished all Twitter and Facebook accounts. In the future, Reality TV is the big thing to watch
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Executive Producer
  • Kill-Mi Forwatchingthis
Starring
Producer
  • Michael G. Spotboil.
Country
Caption
  • "Starved for attention"
Language
show name
  • The Hunger Games
Company
  • Lionsgape
Format
Distributor
  • Crap
Theme music composer
  • Aplpha Kenny Wun
Picture format
  • visible
Creator
  • Gay Moss
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  • The Hunger Games is another one of those movies that has been adapted from a book to the big screen to help aid those who can't read, have no imagination, or reside in the areas of Arkansas, Tasmania or a country that have entries to the Eurovision song contest. The original book was written by Suzanne Colon-Cancer in 2008, and was turned into a full motion picture by Gay Moss and Michael G. Spotboil in 2011 for Lionsgape Pictures for a summer of 2012 release. The movie stars Jennifer Losttits as Catshit, a poor girl living in the future with nothing better to do then use a bow and arrow to hunt for birds because, now that in the future, there is nothing better to do, since the governments have abolished all Twitter and Facebook accounts. In the future, Reality TV is the big thing to watch on DTV, but only the poor people may be a contestant, provided they are OK with being killed during the games, and will show no regret to killing someone if they win. Any questioning this judgment will result in a pissed off Santa Clause, who will leave you coal under your tree if you do.