| rdfs:comment | - Tier: At least Infinitely Memetic+, possibly far higher Name: CaptainFalcon64, Falcon, Falc, Captain, Cap. Origin: VS Battles Wiki/Joke Battle Wiki Gender: Reverse Trap (is actually a female) Age: Old enough to be Ryukama's mother Classification: Meanie, Joke Battles veteran, savage, gamer girl, not a rapper, not dank, IRL Wendy Corduroy, meme master, chat noob Powers and Abilities: Profile Making, Roasting, Shitposting, Memeing, X-Ray vision, Ice Manipulation (is always chill as fuck), Trolling, Pranking, Photoshopping, Gaming Speed: Can go from nicest person out there to full on savage instantly
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| abstract | - Tier: At least Infinitely Memetic+, possibly far higher Name: CaptainFalcon64, Falcon, Falc, Captain, Cap. Origin: VS Battles Wiki/Joke Battle Wiki Gender: Reverse Trap (is actually a female) Age: Old enough to be Ryukama's mother Classification: Meanie, Joke Battles veteran, savage, gamer girl, not a rapper, not dank, IRL Wendy Corduroy, meme master, chat noob Powers and Abilities: Profile Making, Roasting, Shitposting, Memeing, X-Ray vision, Ice Manipulation (is always chill as fuck), Trolling, Pranking, Photoshopping, Gaming Attack Potency: At least Infinitely Memetic+ (is higher ranked on the leaderboards than Ryukama, who conceptualized the tiering system), possibly far higher (created Exaggerated Goku and allowed to grow as it did) Speed: Can go from nicest person out there to full on savage instantly Lifting Strength: Impressive (only takes one trip when getting the groceries) Striking Strength: Likely high (is named after the original Saitama.) Edginess negates durability. Durability: Varies from True Infinity to Subhuman (casually withstands Google+'s cancer for fun. However the slightest bit of Saitama wank or roast towards her grammar will make her throw a fit) Stamina: Extremely high. Can play Saints Row for hours on end. Range: Tens of billions of light years (her bumps can shake the universe) Standard Equipment: Countless DBZ memes, lots of badges, wounds that will not heal, sandwitches (that she won't share with anyone), photoshops that make fun of people’s waifu, adrenaline Intelligence: Expert on the JBW tiering system (as if that garbage matters) and is a shitposting specialist. Weaknesses: Burning rice, very busy schedule, god awful computer graphics, addicted to gaming, allergic to downplaying File:Puff.png Meanie!: If Falcon is roasted to an excessive degree, she'll use this move. Thus making the roaster feel guilty about what they said. File:Happy.png Indeed I am: If one were to use Meanie! back on her, Falcon will counter with this. Effectively embracing the fact that she's a meanie and taking away the roast victim's ammo. File:Tea.jpg I don't know what you're talking about: Falcon's condescending way of denying accusatiosn of her trolling or acting mean. See you tomorrow: Bullshit. Falcon will be gone for all of next day, or even week ;_; I'll Prank Your Butt: Despite the silly nature of this phrase, it should be taken as an absolute threat. This is usually followed by Falcon's maximum savagery and roasting. ( ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡°) ╭☞ ╭☞: An emoticon Falc likes to spam. By far her most powerful creation. He is capable of beating 4 fully powered OVO's with one arm.
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