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| rdfs:comment | - my story takes place in the cell games saga: after a long struggle Cell has defeated his opponent who his body has vaporized from this world then he killed vegeta. Picollo: Now that Vegeta's dead, there's no one left with the strength to defeat Cell... Tien: ...I should have really been training more... Instead of wasting my time watching re-runs of "Dexter", man I love that show~! Krillin: Uhh, Tien, now isn't the time for your nonsense... Picollo: Silence! The both of you! I have a plan. (Instant Transmissions away) Krillin: WTF?! Tien: Did he just abandon us? Krillin: That green goblin asshole!
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| abstract | - my story takes place in the cell games saga: after a long struggle Cell has defeated his opponent who his body has vaporized from this world then he killed vegeta. Picollo: Now that Vegeta's dead, there's no one left with the strength to defeat Cell... Tien: ...I should have really been training more... Instead of wasting my time watching re-runs of "Dexter", man I love that show~! Krillin: Uhh, Tien, now isn't the time for your nonsense... Picollo: Silence! The both of you! I have a plan. (Instant Transmissions away) Krillin: WTF?! Tien: Did he just abandon us? Krillin: That green goblin asshole! Yamcha: (Steadily sneaking off) Tien: If I get out of this alive! I swear I'm going to find Picollo and rip his god damn antennae off his head!! Picollo: (Returns with a can in hand) I'm back. Krillin: ... Where the hell did you go?! Picollo: I went to go ask Chi Chi for a can of Heavy Duty Raid! Tien: Eh? Picollo: It's for Cell. Krillin: WTH...? Picollo: I figured since the slogan for Raid is "Kill Bugs Dead!" this would work out fine... Tien: Y-You think Cell is a insect? Picollo: Well he does look insect in nature... Krillin: That spray isn't going to do shit! Cell: Muhahaha! You think a can of spray with an active ingredient of Carcinogen will kill me! You fool! Picollo: It could cause cancer... Krillin: That could take years!! Tien: Who said he could even be affected by diseases! Picollo: Who said he couldn't? Cell: I do! Picollo: Silence! (Sprays Cell in the face) Cell: Blargh!! You sprayed me in the face while my mouth is open! Pbbtt! Why the hell does it have a lemon taste to it! Picollo: I'ts lemon scented... Cell: Arghh!! Why the hell is it lemon scented?! It's death in a can!! Tien: Chi Chi has a pest problem? Picollo: Yea, those roaches are as big as a baseball... Tien: Goku should really call a professional to handle that... Picollo: He tried to kill them using small ki blasts... He didn't really think that one through...... He's an idiot... Tien: W-Wait a minute... You were able to Instant Transmission... but instead of getting us help... You grabbed a bottle of fucking raid!! Cell: Yea...? Tien: Krillin! Krillin: Destructo Disc! (Tosses it at Picollo and severs his head) Picollo: ... Tien: (Grabs Picollo's head and tears off his antennae) Take that you damn green goblin! Cell: Argh!! My eyes are burning! I can't see!! Krillin: Uhhh.. Should we help him? Tien: Yea, I got just the thing... Hey Cell! I can fix your eyes for you. With a bit of laser surgery, you'll be as good as new! Sit still. (Charges up a Tri-beam) Krillin: Ohhh... Cell: I need some water to flush out my eyes!! Arghgh!! Krillin: Where the hell is yamcha? Yamcha: (has disappeared) and that's how Cell was defeated by Tien and Krillin.
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