| abstract | - Essentially a dead dick is the complete opposite of a live dick, also known in Vietnam as a "Swinging Dick." From the onset both sides of the conflict agreed via negotiations that "the only good dick is a dead one." Accordingly the scoring system came into play and the game was once again a-foot. Not surprisingly the final score proved a huge victory for the "home-team" of Vietnam. After exactly ten thousand days of playing, Charlie was winning by an enormous rout with a final score of Vietnam: 1,100,000 versus America: 58,000. Under such humiliating circumstance, misanthrope numerologist U.S. General William Westmoreland had no choice other than to surrender Vietnam back to the Vietnamese people - the same local natives who had already won the game in 1954 when they successfully drove out the occupying Frogs. Dead dicks are still a valuable war trophy, and are traded and collected by zealous dick heads around the world.
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