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| rdfs:label | - The Hawaiian conquest of Wales
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| rdfs:comment | - Both countries had normal spelling rules, with words having vowels and consonants. However, the Hawaiians got bored of their language and wanted to have a new one. All their scholars were foolish shamans, without any knowledge on linguistics. Thus they decided not to create a new language, but to steal it. They assembled an army, took their mighty canoes and went overboard. They actually didn't know where to go, so they visited their relatives in Samoa.
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| abstract | - Both countries had normal spelling rules, with words having vowels and consonants. However, the Hawaiians got bored of their language and wanted to have a new one. All their scholars were foolish shamans, without any knowledge on linguistics. Thus they decided not to create a new language, but to steal it. They assembled an army, took their mighty canoes and went overboard. They actually didn't know where to go, so they visited their relatives in Samoa. There, the Hawaiians learned about Wales, a far place where white people lived. The Samoans told them that these folks had plenty of vowels to be stolen. They all had a big crazy party and the army left for Wales. As a matter of fact, the Hawaiians couldn't reach their destination with their canoes. But because this is Uncyclopedia, impossible is nothing.
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