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| rdfs:label | - The Colbert Report/Episode/514
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| rdfs:comment | - Turley's opinion is not a contradiction, but proof that the Founding Fathers are douchebags and we have to follow their words to the letter (our hands are tied)
* D.C. residents are using the rallying cry: "no taxation without representation"
* Louie Gohmert says get rid of their income tax
* only a true patriot can turn a slogan of the Revolution into a multiple choice question
* in exchange, Utah would get a new district
* Utah representative (and friend of the show) Jason Chaffetz took a firm stand against it, which is surprising that he can stand at all considering
* his wet strands of angel hair pasta legs
* Congressman Nerf Thighs believes in the United States Constitution
* he believes Utah will get the seat anyway once the 2010 Census is conducted
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| abstract | - Turley's opinion is not a contradiction, but proof that the Founding Fathers are douchebags and we have to follow their words to the letter (our hands are tied)
* D.C. residents are using the rallying cry: "no taxation without representation"
* Louie Gohmert says get rid of their income tax
* only a true patriot can turn a slogan of the Revolution into a multiple choice question
* in exchange, Utah would get a new district
* Utah representative (and friend of the show) Jason Chaffetz took a firm stand against it, which is surprising that he can stand at all considering
* his wet strands of angel hair pasta legs
* Congressman Nerf Thighs believes in the United States Constitution
* he believes Utah will get the seat anyway once the 2010 Census is conducted
* Dr. Colbert's old nemesis Eleanor Holmes Norton is behind it!
* like a fly who buzzes around and won't go away (and can't vote in Congress)
* D.C. residents almost have rights
* she was able to manipulate The Mob
* may happen in a month
* Holmes Norton proceeded to bash schools in the great state of South Carolina
* she also declared that if D.C. is going to be treated as a state (every April 15th when their taxes are collected) they will get representation in Congress
* demanding that Dr. Colbert "swallow that," "understand that," "learn that"
* Stephen doesn't swallow
* Stephen may have to quarter soldiers in his house
* will make Stephen an honorary citizen of Washington, D.C. once they get the right to vote
* Dr. Colbert agrees with a TV Promise
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