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  • Loric the Inept Manager
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  • Loric the Inept Manager is an inept fucker, member of the Barney Bunch, and former Keyboardist of Assfuck. In real life, Loric was the manager of the Graphic Design Firm Life or Death worked at. He stated that he was absolutely obsessed with indie music, and whenever someone would play good music, he would freak out and immediately turn the station back to the indie station, so LOD had to put up with indie music for hours every day while he worked there.
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  • Assfuck, Barney Bunch
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  • Homosexual
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  • Loric the Inept Manager
Place of Birth
  • Some shithole in Eastern Europe
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  • Some Eastern European country
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  • Loric the Inept Manager is an inept fucker, member of the Barney Bunch, and former Keyboardist of Assfuck. In real life, Loric was the manager of the Graphic Design Firm Life or Death worked at. He stated that he was absolutely obsessed with indie music, and whenever someone would play good music, he would freak out and immediately turn the station back to the indie station, so LOD had to put up with indie music for hours every day while he worked there. Loric fired LOD due to some crazy conspiracy theorist flat earther Bush did 9/11 the moon landing was faked bullshit that he never did. After he left that job, his former co-workers he kept in contact with said that the place started going downhill since he quit, all because of Loric's ineptitude. In 2016, Loric became the Keyboardist for Assfuck, but was fired from the band due to his ineptitude. He failed to show up at band practice due to his 1886 mercedes benz patent motorwagen breaking down every time he went to band practice, forgot his lines during his backing vocal parts and never took the time to memorize the song before playing it.