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| rdfs:comment | - Jumping Jack Flash -- what does it really mean? Does it refer to a cheerleader flashing her skivvies during aerial maneuvers? To fart-propelled calisthetics? Heroin? The Bluesbreaker's gardner? Our Uncyclopedia editors had an article headed for the servers, and they wanted to know. As usual, Wikipedia was no help. The CIA didn't know anything either. But the big boys at Uncyc wanted the facts...and we knew where to get them. It was going to take some legwork but that's what Uncyclopedia private investigators do. We're not The Eggman, but boy oh boy are we hardboiled.
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| abstract | - Jumping Jack Flash -- what does it really mean? Does it refer to a cheerleader flashing her skivvies during aerial maneuvers? To fart-propelled calisthetics? Heroin? The Bluesbreaker's gardner? Our Uncyclopedia editors had an article headed for the servers, and they wanted to know. As usual, Wikipedia was no help. The CIA didn't know anything either. But the big boys at Uncyc wanted the facts...and we knew where to get them. It was going to take some legwork but that's what Uncyclopedia private investigators do. We're not The Eggman, but boy oh boy are we hardboiled. It was 22o in New York. And that's Fahrenheit, not Centipede. Our office overlooks an alley and we could see the winos two stories below, stuck to the pavement and freezing like popsicles. But unlike them we had a job, and we had a ticket out of the icy Big Apple. We shoved an 8-track under our jacket and put some extra cartridges in our pockets. We were going to find out about Jumping Jack Flash. JJF for short. The scent was 40 years old but now we had our nose to the ground. And it was running.
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