| rdfs:comment | - CC-1004, a.k.a. Gree, a.k.a. Gree-I Joe, was a clone trooper who thought he was a lot tougher than he really was. He loved wearing camouflage, even when nowhere near a forest or grassy area. He made his own specialized G.I. Joe file card, listing himself as Code Name: Gree, Grade E-4, Primary Military Specialty: Kicking Ass, Secondary Military Specialty: Chewing Gum. Now you know all about Clone Commander Gree. And knowing is half the battle.
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| abstract | - CC-1004, a.k.a. Gree, a.k.a. Gree-I Joe, was a clone trooper who thought he was a lot tougher than he really was. He loved wearing camouflage, even when nowhere near a forest or grassy area. He made his own specialized G.I. Joe file card, listing himself as Code Name: Gree, Grade E-4, Primary Military Specialty: Kicking Ass, Secondary Military Specialty: Chewing Gum. Gree had the good fortune to hang out with a handful of Jedi babes during the Clone Wars, including Aayla Secura and Luminara Unduli, but he never scored, not even with Ahsoka Tano. He spent every night alone in his camouflage bedsheets and his General Duke Underoos. When Poopatine TOLD THE GULLIBLE MOTHER FUCKER TO EXECUTE Order 66 , Gree happened to be stationed on Kashyyyk, and it became his assignment to kill Kermit Frog . He actually thought he could pull it off, too. He aimed his blaster rifle, shouted "Yo Joe!" and fired, but Kermit jumped over him and cut his head off. Now you know all about Clone Commander Gree. And knowing is half the battle.
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