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  • Mims
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  • Mims is a rapper. He is often distinguished from good rappers like Tupac Shakur, B.I.G, and Nas due to his "hotness", which he rants about in the song "This is why I'm Hot". His "hotness" is thought to be the leading cause of global warming, specifically in Dogtown, CA, where he was birthed by an illegal Canadian immigrant. His hotness is so hot in Dogtown that even the illegal Canadians had to relocate. "This is why I'm Hot" is, according to renowned philosopher Abraham Heschel, a "metaphysical allegory of the symbolism of the hyperbolic dimmentia of [some really confusing illegal Canadian word]". As Mims never went to school, however, the song is probably only an allegory of global warming due to his hotness.
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  • Mims is a rapper. He is often distinguished from good rappers like Tupac Shakur, B.I.G, and Nas due to his "hotness", which he rants about in the song "This is why I'm Hot". His "hotness" is thought to be the leading cause of global warming, specifically in Dogtown, CA, where he was birthed by an illegal Canadian immigrant. His hotness is so hot in Dogtown that even the illegal Canadians had to relocate. "This is why I'm Hot" is, according to renowned philosopher Abraham Heschel, a "metaphysical allegory of the symbolism of the hyperbolic dimmentia of [some really confusing illegal Canadian word]". As Mims never went to school, however, the song is probably only an allegory of global warming due to his hotness.