__NOEDITSECTION__ “I said, 'I wanna weave! Weave! Weave dark wicker baskets!', and the Sergeant said, 'you're our boy!” ~ Arlo Guthrie on Underwater basket weaving “I would have made a case for my baskets.” ~ Noel Coward on Underwater basket weaving. “What plates? Errr, What Basket?” ~ Mitt Romney on hazy college days in Utah.