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  • Middlesex County, New Jersey
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  • Middlesex County is known to be as "the greatest county in the land; filled with subdivisions, industrial blight, Superfund Epicenter and lyme disease infected woodlands" is located in cultural central New Jersey but is geographically in north Jersey. There is still an on-going fight amongst politically correct people and the uneducated blue collared population on where the county falls under. Middlesex County is also known as sexual indecisiveness, white trash, India West, China East, Exits 8A through 12, Exits 120 through 131, what county is Middlesex County?, Brunswick, Rutgers, central Jersey and the Edgeboro Landfill.
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conventional long name
  • The of Middlesex County, New Jersey
national heros
  • They left and never came back
favourite pastime
  • Cricket. Damn Indians.
Major Exports
  • Your garbage
Major Imports
  • Their garbage
wildcard title
  • Intelligence
  • Length of work hours
  • Literacy rate
  • Most famous history pertaining to the U.S.A.
  • Worst Person
wildcard name
  • You
  • Blue Ribbon Schools. Do not ask questions!
  • East Brunswick helps the county statistically.
  • Rutgers winning the very first collegiate football game but had losing seasons for the next century.
  • Whatever the Union says
leader title1 (used with leader name1)
  • Crapiel Family and 3rd Generation Italian families
leader titles (used with leader names)
  • Head of state
national anthem
  • "Face down, ass up, that's the way we like to fuck"
official languages
  • If it was English, there would be lawsuits up the ass.
national motto
  • "What do you think I am? A fucking asshole?"
Population
  • Almost a Million toxic residents
image map
  • 300
  • (New Jersey's location in the U.S.)
government type
  • Mob Rule
native name
  • What's that smell?
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  • 125
Largest City
Capital
  • New Brunswick. And its not Canada you fucking idiot.
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  • 125
Common name
  • Middlesex County, New Jersey
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  • Middlesex County is known to be as "the greatest county in the land; filled with subdivisions, industrial blight, Superfund Epicenter and lyme disease infected woodlands" is located in cultural central New Jersey but is geographically in north Jersey. There is still an on-going fight amongst politically correct people and the uneducated blue collared population on where the county falls under. Middlesex County is also known as sexual indecisiveness, white trash, India West, China East, Exits 8A through 12, Exits 120 through 131, what county is Middlesex County?, Brunswick, Rutgers, central Jersey and the Edgeboro Landfill.