| rdfs:comment | - Elder Ent
- Your mom was born as a crustacean from the paleolithic era. She became an infamous predator, devouring anything that dared step in her way. She became a large and disgusting creature, with tales of her monstrosity and hideousness spreading across the world. Legends were told about your mother and her disgusting ways. Also, she's fat.
- Your mom is
- Batman is the mysterious protector of Gotham City. He is the main protagonist of the Lego Your Mom series. He fights notorious super-criminals together with his trusty protegé Robin and the Justice League.
- Chances are, your mom doesn't use facebook. But if she does, and she's hot, your friends might poke her.
- yup same kid... )i'll call myself Pen-Chewie any one wanna talk to me? anime.invaded.the.world@gmail.com my email kaee...yeah im sorry for the your mom page my page
- Name: Your mom Origin: Planet Varl Gender: "Female" Age: So old that in history class, they just wrote down what they where doing. Classification: Ugly Powers and Abilities: Eating everything in sight, scaring children with her looks, immortality (type 8). Attack Potency: Can blind people with her face. Speed: Omnipresent. (Cause she's so damn fat.) Lifting Strength: Immeasurable (carries around her fat ass all the time) Durability: Arrows can't pierce through her blubber Range: See speed. Intelligence: So stupid that she starved to death when she was locked in a grocery store.
- Your mom was born to an average family that lived in an average neighbourhood in an average town or city that followed the law of averages. Your mom, following this trend, was decidedly average and uninteresting. Her early childhood began, like everybody else, with a period of preschool, followed by kindergarten, which was followed by 1st grade, followed by 2nd grade, followed by 3rd grade, which was followed by 4th grade, followed by 5th grade, followed by 5th grade again, your mom not being the brightest individual. This concluded your mom's brief stay in her elementary school, which was supremely average.
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| abstract | - Elder Ent
- Your mom was born as a crustacean from the paleolithic era. She became an infamous predator, devouring anything that dared step in her way. She became a large and disgusting creature, with tales of her monstrosity and hideousness spreading across the world. Legends were told about your mother and her disgusting ways. Also, she's fat.
- Name: Your mom Origin: Planet Varl Gender: "Female" Age: So old that in history class, they just wrote down what they where doing. Classification: Ugly Powers and Abilities: Eating everything in sight, scaring children with her looks, immortality (type 8). Attack Potency: Can blind people with her face. Speed: Omnipresent. (Cause she's so damn fat.) Lifting Strength: Immeasurable (carries around her fat ass all the time) Durability: Arrows can't pierce through her blubber Range: See speed. Intelligence: So stupid that she starved to death when she was locked in a grocery store. Weaknesses: Being fat, stupid, ugly, gay and retarded. She also can't resist deez nuts.
- Your mom is
- Your mom was born to an average family that lived in an average neighbourhood in an average town or city that followed the law of averages. Your mom, following this trend, was decidedly average and uninteresting. Her early childhood began, like everybody else, with a period of preschool, followed by kindergarten, which was followed by 1st grade, followed by 2nd grade, followed by 3rd grade, which was followed by 4th grade, followed by 5th grade, followed by 5th grade again, your mom not being the brightest individual. This concluded your mom's brief stay in her elementary school, which was supremely average. Following elementary school your mom's average life continued; she attended high school where she had a terrible time, because everybody has a terrible time at high school. It was in her years at high school that your mom was introduced to sex, guiltless, consequence free sex. However, as your mom was destined to find out sex is never consequence free. After her sixth through eighth grade years in middle school your mom had already acquired innumerable venereal diseases. Eventually the main consequence attached to constant promiscuity and a less than vigilant attitude to contraception began to tell, your mom gained weight (yes, more weight) and after a decidedly average and unremarkable pregnancy you came into being. Yes, it seemed that your mom had finally become your mom. You are simultaneously her pride and joy, since you've already helped her earn more money from welfare, food stamps and other social programmes, the living manifestation of everything she hates in herself and the reason for all the misery in her life.
- Batman is the mysterious protector of Gotham City. He is the main protagonist of the Lego Your Mom series. He fights notorious super-criminals together with his trusty protegé Robin and the Justice League.
- Chances are, your mom doesn't use facebook. But if she does, and she's hot, your friends might poke her.
- yup same kid... )i'll call myself Pen-Chewie any one wanna talk to me? anime.invaded.the.world@gmail.com my email kaee...yeah im sorry for the your mom page my page
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