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| rdfs:comment | - Chris Christie is the governor of New Jersey (where Oprah lives!)
- Christ Christie understands conservative values, choosing the private technological progress of America by paying $60,000 to a Twitter operator and cutting public education funding for children.
- Chris Christie a.k.a. Christopher James "Chris" Christie is the 55th and current Governor of New Jersey. Born in 1962, Christie, an attorney, previously served as United States Attorney for the District of New Jersey. He resides in Mendham, New Jersey, having chosen not to move his family into Drumthwacket, the official governor's mansion.
- As Governor, Christie is addressed as "Your Royal Hugeness", though in fairness, he lost a lot of weight in preparation for his Presidential campaign. Unfortunately, the other chins are as large as ever.
- Chrisp Crispy Cream is an American Republican Governor from New Jersey, who hates his state and doesn't even want to live there. He had to be shamed into going back after a snow storm. He is a generic-ass bitch who wouldn't be anything special if he didn't stop a bridge for political purposes and wasn't fat as fuck. Chris Crispy is one of the thirteen-trillion candidates for the Republican Nomination of the upcoming presidential election. He dropped out because he is a failure and endorsed the fascist Liberal Donald Trump.
- Christopher James "Chris" Christie is a crazy weight challenged Republican guy who also happens to be the governor of New Jersey. In 2009, he became the first Republican to win a New Jersey statewide election in twelve years! (We thought you New Jersey natives were smart. What happened?). He grew up in the Garden State and idolizes Bruce Springsteen despite the fact that The Boss is a whole lot saner. He's considered a RINO (meaning he's a little smarter than the rest of his party) because of that, also because he worked with Barack Obama following Hurricane Sandy, and because he criticised fellow Republicans for bringing Obama's family into politics.
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| Position | - New Jersey's State Blimp, Gubernatorial Gandalf.
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| ImageCaption | - Chris Cripsy after realizing he fucked up by supporting Trump
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| abstract | - Chris Christie is the governor of New Jersey (where Oprah lives!)
- Christ Christie understands conservative values, choosing the private technological progress of America by paying $60,000 to a Twitter operator and cutting public education funding for children.
- Chris Christie a.k.a. Christopher James "Chris" Christie is the 55th and current Governor of New Jersey. Born in 1962, Christie, an attorney, previously served as United States Attorney for the District of New Jersey. He resides in Mendham, New Jersey, having chosen not to move his family into Drumthwacket, the official governor's mansion.
- Christopher James "Chris" Christie is a crazy weight challenged Republican guy who also happens to be the governor of New Jersey. In 2009, he became the first Republican to win a New Jersey statewide election in twelve years! (We thought you New Jersey natives were smart. What happened?). He grew up in the Garden State and idolizes Bruce Springsteen despite the fact that The Boss is a whole lot saner. He's considered a RINO (meaning he's a little smarter than the rest of his party) because of that, also because he worked with Barack Obama following Hurricane Sandy, and because he criticised fellow Republicans for bringing Obama's family into politics. Christie wants Hospital cuts and specifically he wants to cut spending on poor sick people who can't pay for their own hospital care. Christie's old Gym shorts are up for acution on Ebay.
- Chrisp Crispy Cream is an American Republican Governor from New Jersey, who hates his state and doesn't even want to live there. He had to be shamed into going back after a snow storm. He is a generic-ass bitch who wouldn't be anything special if he didn't stop a bridge for political purposes and wasn't fat as fuck. Chris Crispy is one of the thirteen-trillion candidates for the Republican Nomination of the upcoming presidential election. He dropped out because he is a failure and endorsed the fascist Liberal Donald Trump. Crispy also received a blowjob from Paul's Ego, however, Paul was insufficient in his duties and was demoted to nipple tweaker (his true niche). Scotty plans on voting for Crispy because he will get off to all the gratuitous violence that will come from another war prompted by Crispy. His hobbies include running (not sure if that's the appropriate term for him) for president, abusing his political power to close bridges to troll people he doesn't like, renting out every Dunkin Donuts in New Jersey for the night.
- As Governor, Christie is addressed as "Your Royal Hugeness", though in fairness, he lost a lot of weight in preparation for his Presidential campaign. Unfortunately, the other chins are as large as ever.
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