| abstract | - At the Annual Awesome People Convention on Coruscant, Boba Fett was looking at Mara Jade and there was definitely something that caught our Mandalorian friend's eye on task! Mara, who wasn't tied down with Luke Skywalker at the time and didn't give a damn (he wasn't invited to the Awesome Convention for obvious reasons), saw something in him too. These feelings intensified when Boba saved Mara's life from one of the most formidable threats in the galaxy. The two decided to get married and opened up a store that sold fat frozen yogurt. After not-too-long-a-time, the happy couple had relations and Brian was born. When Brian was ten, Mara and Boba both headed for Jabba's Palace on Tatooine in hopes of settling a score with the captured Luke Skywalker. During the time they were away, Brian was left at home. In the middle of the night, Darth Awesome broke into his house searching for an apprentice nearly as awesome as he was, and took Brian for his own. Doing many tasks for his master, the two established the Awesome Empire with the Awesome council. Unfortunately, he was killed by his mother when she accidentally destroyed his planet, which she thought Luke was on. At the funeral, she and Boba decided to hit it off again and they had another sexy kid so Brian was forgotten. Shame.
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