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  • Darth Complainer
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  • He was born on Tatooine, where he was abandoned by his parents because he whined too much. Luckily, some lazy Sith named Darth Lazy needed an apprentice and someone to do his laundry. Complainer was the perfect choice. Lazy and Complainer lived together for many years before their relationship soured and they ended up dueling. Defeating his master, Darth Complainer graduated from a Sith college with a degree in psychology, opening up a practice on Nabooboo. He later moved to Alderaan, but the hippies there rendered him insane and he now lives out the rest of his life on his homeworld, Tatooine, where he writes books and pursues his favorite hobby of complaining.
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Apprentices
  • He would have complained if he had one
Cyber
  • None
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Eyes
  • Blue
Affiliation
Hair
  • Unknown, he always complained about the natural color
Name
  • Darth Complainer
Height
  • Something he would complain about people knowing
Species
  • whiny complainer
Homeworld
  • Tatooine, just like everyone else
Gender
  • It's hard to tell, isn't it?
Death
  • Never
Masters
Birth
  • Much to his parent's dismay
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  • He was born on Tatooine, where he was abandoned by his parents because he whined too much. Luckily, some lazy Sith named Darth Lazy needed an apprentice and someone to do his laundry. Complainer was the perfect choice. Lazy and Complainer lived together for many years before their relationship soured and they ended up dueling. Defeating his master, Darth Complainer graduated from a Sith college with a degree in psychology, opening up a practice on Nabooboo. He later moved to Alderaan, but the hippies there rendered him insane and he now lives out the rest of his life on his homeworld, Tatooine, where he writes books and pursues his favorite hobby of complaining.