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is dcterms:subject of | - Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
- Why We Gave Up Women
- Grandma's Pie
- She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime
- Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
- Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
- Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
- Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
- And the Plot Moistens
- Ferrets, Attack!
- Humiliation is a Visual Medium
- Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
- Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
- Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts
- For The Sake of The Child
- That's Why They Call It "Ball Room"
- Did You Check With The Captain Of The Flying Monkeys?
- That Was Saliva, Alan
- The Spit-Covered Cobbler
- Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
- What A Lovely Landing Strip
- Grab A Feather And Get In Line
- Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
- Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
- Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
- Madame and Her Special Friend
- Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
- Bad News from the Clinic
- Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
- If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
- Bite Me, Supreme Court
- Thank You For The Intercourse
- A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
- Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
- If My Hole Could Talk
- On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!
- I Can't Afford Hyenas
- The Crazy Bitch Gazette
- A Pudding-Filled Cactus
- Who's Vod Kanockers?
- It Never Rains in Hooterville
- I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
- Fish in a Drawer
- Big Flappy Bastards
- Don't Worry, Speed Racer
- Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
- A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
- Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
- Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
- The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
- Sex With an Animated Ed Asner
- Mr. Hose Says "Yes"
- A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
- Untainted by Filth
- A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
- Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
- Aye, Aye, Captain Douche
- Glamping in a Yurt
- For Whom the Booty Calls
- That Voodoo That I Do Do
- Alan Shot a Little Girl
- Winky-Dink Time
- Welcome to Alancrest
- Welcome Home, Jake
- Who's Vod Kanockers
- Pie Hole, Herb
- Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
- Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
- Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
- Nine Magic Fingers
- Best H.O. Money Can Buy
- Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
- The Salmon Under My Sweater
- Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
- He Smelled The Ham, He Got Excited
- Not In My Mouth!
- A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
- Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
- Meander to Your Dander
- Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
- I Remember The Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
- How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
- Big Episode. Someone Stole A Spoon
- Thank God for Scoliosis
- It Was Mame, Mom
- City of Great Racks
- Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
- Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!
- Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
- Boompa Loved His Hookers
- Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
- Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
- Yes, Monsignor
- Crude and Uncalled For
- Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
- Here I Come, Pants!
- Go East On Sunset Until You Reach The Gates Of Hell
- Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
- Twanging Your Magic Clanger
- My Doctor Has A Cow Puppet
- Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats
- Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
- Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
- Hi, Mr. Horned One
- Something My Gynecologist Said
- Avoid The Chinese Mustard
- Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
- Release the Dogs
- My Son's Enormous Head
- Ixnay On The Oggie Day
- Oontz, Oontz, Oontz
- Young People Have Phlegm Too
- A Jock Strap In Hell
- Kinda Like Necrophilia
- Smell the Umbrella Stand
- Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
- A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
- An Old Flame With A New Wick
- The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
- Yay, No Polyps!
- Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe
- The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
- Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
- A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
- I Called Him Magoo
- Palmdale, Ech
- The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
- My Bodacious Vidalia
- Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
- Tazed In The Lady Nuts
- The War Against Gingivitis
- A Big Bag of Dog
- Help Daddy Find His Toenail
- One False Move, Zimbabwe!
- That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
- Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
- Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
- Pinocchio's Mouth
- Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'
- Media Room Slash Dungeon
- Castrating Sheep in Montana
- That's Not What They Call It In Amsterdam
- Walnuts and Demerol
- Oh, Wald-e, Good Times Ahead
- The Two Finger Rule
- A Lungful of Alan
- The 9:04 From Pemberton
- This Unblessed Biscuit
- Ergo, The Booty Call
- Damn You, Eggs Benedict
- I Think You Offended Don
- Just Once With Aunt Sophie
- Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
- I Merely Slept with a Commie
- The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
- Mmm, fish. Yum.
- Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
- Round One To The Hot Crazy Chick
- I'd Like to Start with the Cat
- Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
- We Called It Mr. Pinky
- Zejdz z Moich Wlosów a.k.a. Get Off My Hair
- Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
- Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
- A Possum on Chemo
- Rough Night in Hump Junction
- Warning, It's Dirty
- Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
- The Squat and the Hover
- Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
- Big Girls Don't Throw Food
- Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
- Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
- I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
- The Flavin' and the Mavin'
- No Sniffing, No Wowing
- Hey, I Can Pee Outside In The Dark
- The Soil is Moist
- The Sea is a Harsh Mistress
- The Devil's Lube
- Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
- Slowly and In A Circular Fashion
- A Pot Smoking Monkey
- Go Get Mommy's Bra
- Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without A Snoot-ful
- Merry Thanksgiving
- Kissing Abraham Lincoln
- Phase One, Complete
- My Tongue Is Meat
- A Bag Full of Jawea
- Dead from the Waist Down
- My Damn Stalker
- A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
- Give Santa a Tail-Hole
- A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
- It's Always Nazi Week
- Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
- Frodo's Headshots
- The Last Thing You Want To Do Is Wind Up With A Hump
- Keith Moon Is Vomiting In His Grave
- Just Like Buffalo
- The Ol' Mexican Spinach
- A Chic Bar in Ibiza
- If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going To Take A Nap
- The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
- Lookin' for Japanese Subs
- That Special Tug
- You Do Know What The Lollipop Is For
- I Scream When I Pee
- The Straw In My Donut Hole
- Another Night With Neil Diamond
- Give Me Your Thumb
- A Good Time in Central Africa
- The Mooch At The Boo
- Whipped Unto The Third Generation
- I Found Your Moustache
- Springtime on a Stick
- Smooth as a Ken Doll
- Bazinga! That's From a TV Show
- People Who Love Peepholes
- Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
- Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
- Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
- That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
- Run, Steven Staven! Run!
- Sarah Like Puny Alan
- Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
- West Side Story
- Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
- Santa's Village of the Damned
- Arguments for the Quickie
- Apologies for the Frivolity
- Something Salted and Twisted
- Gumby with a Pokey
- Above Exalted Cyclops
- One Nut Johnson
- Hello, I am Alan Cousteau
- Camel Filters And Pheromones
- David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
- Tinkle Like a Princess
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