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| rdfs:comment | - Universally despised by Utahns, over the years the University has conducted research, stupified younger generations, beat ass in every sport imaginable, and worst of all, inspired several dozen of its students to think apart from their Book of Mormons. Though the University's President is an active Mormon and it is an officially dry campus, this does little to ease the fears of housewives who fear their teenage daughters may attend "the U" and become free-loving, dope-smoking Communists who commit the ultimate sin of learning in college, effectively denying Christendom in one fell swoop and ensuring nothing higher than terrestrial glory for their likely Lamanitish posterity, a point of pride when comparing themselves to the dry soft-headed denizens of BYU.
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| Caption | - Surviving a GOP Legislature since 1896
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| abstract | - Universally despised by Utahns, over the years the University has conducted research, stupified younger generations, beat ass in every sport imaginable, and worst of all, inspired several dozen of its students to think apart from their Book of Mormons. Though the University's President is an active Mormon and it is an officially dry campus, this does little to ease the fears of housewives who fear their teenage daughters may attend "the U" and become free-loving, dope-smoking Communists who commit the ultimate sin of learning in college, effectively denying Christendom in one fell swoop and ensuring nothing higher than terrestrial glory for their likely Lamanitish posterity, a point of pride when comparing themselves to the dry soft-headed denizens of BYU.
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