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| rdfs:comment | - Fort William (or An Moireasdan in Gaelic) is a House of Fraser department store with a small town attached on the west coast of Scotland whose sole purpose in this world is to provide English tourists with cups of coffee and cuppa soups before they attempt to tackle Ben Nevis, Europe's handsomest tall mountain. Fort William is also well known as the last resting place of the salmon chieftain, Monty, the only salmon to have a moustache and the only animal known to talk fluently in hieroglyphics. A statue in the town centre commemorated his life until recently, when it suddenly no longer commemorated his life and instead commemorated that "Davie is well a dikhed."
- Fort William is the capital and most populated city in the Holy Luthori Empire. The city is named after the historic fortress, Fort William which rests on the coast of the river Orange. Fort William is the center of government and the royal capital, where both the monarch and Imperial Diet reside.
- Fort William was a city in northwestern Ontario, Canada. It was on the northwest shore of Lake Superior, It is now part of the city of Thunder Bay.
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| abstract | - Fort William (or An Moireasdan in Gaelic) is a House of Fraser department store with a small town attached on the west coast of Scotland whose sole purpose in this world is to provide English tourists with cups of coffee and cuppa soups before they attempt to tackle Ben Nevis, Europe's handsomest tall mountain. Fort William is also well known as the last resting place of the salmon chieftain, Monty, the only salmon to have a moustache and the only animal known to talk fluently in hieroglyphics. A statue in the town centre commemorated his life until recently, when it suddenly no longer commemorated his life and instead commemorated that "Davie is well a dikhed."
- Fort William is the capital and most populated city in the Holy Luthori Empire. The city is named after the historic fortress, Fort William which rests on the coast of the river Orange. Fort William is the center of government and the royal capital, where both the monarch and Imperial Diet reside.
- Fort William was a city in northwestern Ontario, Canada. It was on the northwest shore of Lake Superior, It is now part of the city of Thunder Bay.
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