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| rdfs:comment | - The Blessed Virgin Mary is the mother of Jesus Christ and the wife of Saint Joseph.
- The Virgin Mary was a first century human religious figure, the mother of Jesus Christ. Catholics and some other Christian groups honored her and regarded her as blessed. In 1746, Seamus MacIntyre invoked the Virgin Mary in a prayer while escaping from English forces on horseback with the time-lost Montgomery Scott. (TOS novel: Home is the Hunter)
- It is interesting that, according to the Christian doctrine of the "Perpetual Virginity", Mary was not only a virgin before becoming pregnant - but she remained one after giving birth. If you're going to believe one impossible thing - why not believe two for the same price?
- The Virgin Mary lived in Nazareth, Gailee. She was family of Elizabeth, Zecharias' wife. In the sixth month, an angel called Gabriel told her that she is blessed among all the women and she would be the mother of the promised Savior, whom she woul name Jesus. When Mary said that she never had intercourse with any men, the angel told her that the Holy Spirit would make the conception and Elizabeth was pregnant in spite of her age. Mary accepted God's desire and the angel dissapeared.
- Shake all ingredients (except lime wedge) with ice and strain into an old-fashioned glass over ice cubes. Add salt and pepper to taste. Add the wedge of lime and serve.
- The Virgin Mary is the mother of Jesus Christ who is claimed to be the woman who gave miraculous birth to him on December 25th. In the Drawn Together episode, Terms of Endearment, Captain Hero used his superpowers to turn back time to before the world was created. While doing so, the birth of Christ was seen, where The Virgin Mary was seen in the manger with Baby Jesus' body going back inside of her again.
- Mary, variously called Saint Mary, Mother Mary, The Virgin Mary, the Theotokos, the Blessed Virgin Mary, Mary (again), Mother of God, and, in Islam, as Maryam, mother of Isa', was an Israelite Jewish woman of Nazareth in Galilee who lived in the late 1st century BC and early 1st century AD, and is considered by Christians to be the first proselyte to Christianity. She is identified in the New Testament[Mt 1:16,18-25][Lk 1:26-56][2:1-7] and in the Qur'an as the mother of Jesus through divine intervention and wife of Joseph.
- Mary was possibly not the first, but certainly the most famous teenager to become pregnant, and then having to deny any responsibility for it. "Honest, dad, it was the Holy Spirit. Joseph never touched me!" Made that excuse her own to which she stuck to, thereby spoiling it for all future teenage mothers. She was the daughter of Saints Joachim and Anne, often referred to as the "Virgin" Mary. It is interesting that, according to the Christian doctrine of the "Perpetual Virginity", Mary was not only a virgin before becoming pregnant - but she remained one after giving birth.
- The totally non-idolatrous and definitely monotheistic Catholics solved the obvious problem of God impregnating a married woman through a dove by appointing her Queen of Heaven. On hearing this news God was reportedly less than pleased, but was eventually persuaded by Jesus to marry his mum. Their wedding took place in a small chapel near Birmingham, England. The Catholics have yet to make-up some more shit unravel the mystery of what happened to Joseph, but they'll soon come up with something or other. Perhaps God sent him to become King of the Moon? Or when Joseph was made a saint, and placed in command of of a crack squadron of cherubim - he focused on protecting bearded carpenters. Either explanation would be readily accepted by Catholics - so long as they don't have to explain the inf
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| abstract | - The totally non-idolatrous and definitely monotheistic Catholics solved the obvious problem of God impregnating a married woman through a dove by appointing her Queen of Heaven. On hearing this news God was reportedly less than pleased, but was eventually persuaded by Jesus to marry his mum. Their wedding took place in a small chapel near Birmingham, England. The Catholics have yet to make-up some more shit unravel the mystery of what happened to Joseph, but they'll soon come up with something or other. Perhaps God sent him to become King of the Moon? Or when Joseph was made a saint, and placed in command of of a crack squadron of cherubim - he focused on protecting bearded carpenters. Either explanation would be readily accepted by Catholics - so long as they don't have to explain the infidelity of their goddess. Mary is yet to conceive another child by God - leading some Christians to allege that God is either spending far too much time in the office or is using contraception. The Pope demanded an explanation, but God placated him with a box of love beads and a couple of statues to talk to.
- Mary was possibly not the first, but certainly the most famous teenager to become pregnant, and then having to deny any responsibility for it. "Honest, dad, it was the Holy Spirit. Joseph never touched me!" Made that excuse her own to which she stuck to, thereby spoiling it for all future teenage mothers. She was the daughter of Saints Joachim and Anne, often referred to as the "Virgin" Mary. It is interesting that, according to the Christian doctrine of the "Perpetual Virginity", Mary was not only a virgin before becoming pregnant - but she remained one after giving birth. If you're going to believe one impossible thing - why not believe two for the same price? Conservatives use her as a vision of sexual abstinence for their little girls, saying that you shouldn't enjoy one of the best thing on earth until after you get hitched. This is usually seen as proof that conservatives are insane.
- The Blessed Virgin Mary is the mother of Jesus Christ and the wife of Saint Joseph.
- The Virgin Mary was a first century human religious figure, the mother of Jesus Christ. Catholics and some other Christian groups honored her and regarded her as blessed. In 1746, Seamus MacIntyre invoked the Virgin Mary in a prayer while escaping from English forces on horseback with the time-lost Montgomery Scott. (TOS novel: Home is the Hunter)
- It is interesting that, according to the Christian doctrine of the "Perpetual Virginity", Mary was not only a virgin before becoming pregnant - but she remained one after giving birth. If you're going to believe one impossible thing - why not believe two for the same price?
- The Virgin Mary lived in Nazareth, Gailee. She was family of Elizabeth, Zecharias' wife. In the sixth month, an angel called Gabriel told her that she is blessed among all the women and she would be the mother of the promised Savior, whom she woul name Jesus. When Mary said that she never had intercourse with any men, the angel told her that the Holy Spirit would make the conception and Elizabeth was pregnant in spite of her age. Mary accepted God's desire and the angel dissapeared.
- Shake all ingredients (except lime wedge) with ice and strain into an old-fashioned glass over ice cubes. Add salt and pepper to taste. Add the wedge of lime and serve.
- The Virgin Mary is the mother of Jesus Christ who is claimed to be the woman who gave miraculous birth to him on December 25th. In the Drawn Together episode, Terms of Endearment, Captain Hero used his superpowers to turn back time to before the world was created. While doing so, the birth of Christ was seen, where The Virgin Mary was seen in the manger with Baby Jesus' body going back inside of her again.
- Mary, variously called Saint Mary, Mother Mary, The Virgin Mary, the Theotokos, the Blessed Virgin Mary, Mary (again), Mother of God, and, in Islam, as Maryam, mother of Isa', was an Israelite Jewish woman of Nazareth in Galilee who lived in the late 1st century BC and early 1st century AD, and is considered by Christians to be the first proselyte to Christianity. She is identified in the New Testament[Mt 1:16,18-25][Lk 1:26-56][2:1-7] and in the Qur'an as the mother of Jesus through divine intervention and wife of Joseph.
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