| rdfs:comment | - Christina Lee Hemme (October 28, 1980) is an American model and former professional wrestler. Hemme is best known for her appearances with World Wrestling Entertainment, her pictorial in the April 2005 issue of Playboy, and also known for her time in Total Nonstop Action Wrestling as a ring announcer and former wrestler.
- Christy Marie Hemme is an American Professional Wrestler, Model, Singer, Biker, Prostitute, and Pokemon, as well as a current employee of "NWA:Tits N' Ass". She is 5'6 inches tall and weighs 1,227 pounds (99% of the weight is in her breasts). The means of capturing her is by use of a Poke ball. She is a fire/fighting type Pokemon and can perform such moves as Cock Suck, Tit Flash, Low Blow, Bend over, Lovely Private Kiss, and Open Wide. Her finisher attack is the praised and dreaded Feel Up, and is often duplicated by other wrestlers, such as The Boogeyman and The Great Khali. On October 31st 2008, Christy turned 28 years old.
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| abstract | - Christy Marie Hemme is an American Professional Wrestler, Model, Singer, Biker, Prostitute, and Pokemon, as well as a current employee of "NWA:Tits N' Ass". She is 5'6 inches tall and weighs 1,227 pounds (99% of the weight is in her breasts). The means of capturing her is by use of a Poke ball. She is a fire/fighting type Pokemon and can perform such moves as Cock Suck, Tit Flash, Low Blow, Bend over, Lovely Private Kiss, and Open Wide. Her finisher attack is the praised and dreaded Feel Up, and is often duplicated by other wrestlers, such as The Boogeyman and The Great Khali. On October 31st 2008, Christy turned 28 years old. Some say she is related to those filthy, disgusting, alien, French dipshits, the Draags, from the 1973 animated film, "The Fantastic Planet". Of course, much of that is speculation as the United States declared war on the Fantastic Planet and the Draags alien species, in 1975, bombing the SHIT out of those human-abusing motherfuckers, blowing their planet up with atomic and nuclear warheads, and making their species extinct. And Christy was born at least around 1980. Also, Christy couldn't be a Draag as she's not 100 feet tall with a blue fish-like humanoid body with gills and no breasts. And she doesn't stink nearly as bad as them. I'm glad those motherfuckers are now extinct. Pussies.
- Christina Lee Hemme (October 28, 1980) is an American model and former professional wrestler. Hemme is best known for her appearances with World Wrestling Entertainment, her pictorial in the April 2005 issue of Playboy, and also known for her time in Total Nonstop Action Wrestling as a ring announcer and former wrestler.
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