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| rdfs:comment | - The orphans are children who lived with Alice in Houndsditch Home for Wayward Youth. They were manipulated by Dr. Angus Bumby and sold as prostitutes in the streets of London.
- The Orphans trade in hi-fi equipment. A member of the Orphans, Slime, is a candidate in the election for City Leader against Salene in Series 4.
- The orphans property is used in CSS and certain HTML elements. This property specifies the minimum number of content lines for the current element which must be left at the bottom of a page in a paged display environment. This is especially useful for maintaining an accurate layout of a page in case the page may be printed. The initial value of this property is 2. This property applies only to block-level elements. To specify the minimum number of lines to be left at the top of the page, use <a href="/mediawiki/Widows" title="Widows">widows</a>.
- Orphans is the fifth episode in Season 1 of the show Rescue Me. It is the fifth overall episode.
- "Orphan" is a term for mages that have not joined a formalized Tradition, Craft or Convention. Most are freshly Awakened and overwhelmed with the new world that has revealed itself to them.
- ORPHANS is the fifteenth episode of Kamen Rider Amazons.
- Aside from that, orphans have many practical uses, including the following:
* Food Supply - if a lion at the local zoo gets hungry, we can toss in a few orphans. Like, who's going to miss them - their parents? Their meat has also been known to be perfect sustenance for meat dragons.
* Hallucinogenics - The tears of orphans are most often used as an illegal drug, which often causes feelings of undeserved self worth and hallucinations of a naked Spider-man. Is also the main ingredient in a widely known beer, which will make you think you are an orphan and that you can drink your own tears.
* Test Subjects - If a big, faceless corporation needs to the power of their new super mega human sized blender, then orphans are the perfect match. two benefits in one, A) A benefit to society b
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| abstract | - The orphans are children who lived with Alice in Houndsditch Home for Wayward Youth. They were manipulated by Dr. Angus Bumby and sold as prostitutes in the streets of London.
- Aside from that, orphans have many practical uses, including the following:
* Food Supply - if a lion at the local zoo gets hungry, we can toss in a few orphans. Like, who's going to miss them - their parents? Their meat has also been known to be perfect sustenance for meat dragons.
* Hallucinogenics - The tears of orphans are most often used as an illegal drug, which often causes feelings of undeserved self worth and hallucinations of a naked Spider-man. Is also the main ingredient in a widely known beer, which will make you think you are an orphan and that you can drink your own tears.
* Test Subjects - If a big, faceless corporation needs to the power of their new super mega human sized blender, then orphans are the perfect match. two benefits in one, A) A benefit to society by ridding it of a another mouth to feed and B) The company now knows its blender works
* Cereal Ingredients - use them in new Commie-O's for the little bit of Communism in you. brings out the Stalin in you! orphans are the main ingredient of this cereal (they are those chewy bits in it). after all - it's a cheap, renewable supply of meat that is Orphans
* Energy Source - Contrary to previous belief, orphans burn brighter than any known substance and possess an amount of energy surpassing that of lightning. In fact, only 362 orphans in a standard furnace would burn with the intensity of a thousand suns!!!
* Back breaking labor - I'm not gonna break my back if I've got an orphan or two handy.
* Fun and Games - orphans provide hours of enjoyment for people. Plus they make great left-fielders for the local softball team. Other sports involving orphans include Orphan Hunting, in which nets and tasers are used to subdue wild orphans, and Orphan Fighting in which two orphans are pit against each other for a piece of raw meat.
* Pets - Bathe them, dress them up in cute little outfits, feed them, train them to do tricks, take them for walks, and show them off to your friends. Toddler and baby orphans are recommended most for this purpose.
* Money Pits - Americans are constantly trying to find some lost cause at which to throw money: orphans are the perfect waste of money. There are so many orphans that our children's children can waste their money. Plus, no amount of money can bring their parents back! Unless of course you take the money and make a "life-giver-back machine". But then that's not giving money to orphans, now is it?
* Arts and Crafts - Orphans can be used in the chair-making industry. To make a chair, one simply has to staple two orphans together and dip them in molten plastic. Egg chairs are made in a similar fashion. Orphan hair is widely known to make excellent rug material. Finally, plaster-dipped orphans make excellent statues. __TOC__
- The Orphans trade in hi-fi equipment. A member of the Orphans, Slime, is a candidate in the election for City Leader against Salene in Series 4.
- The orphans property is used in CSS and certain HTML elements. This property specifies the minimum number of content lines for the current element which must be left at the bottom of a page in a paged display environment. This is especially useful for maintaining an accurate layout of a page in case the page may be printed. The initial value of this property is 2. This property applies only to block-level elements. To specify the minimum number of lines to be left at the top of the page, use <a href="/mediawiki/Widows" title="Widows">widows</a>.
- Orphans is the fifth episode in Season 1 of the show Rescue Me. It is the fifth overall episode.
- "Orphan" is a term for mages that have not joined a formalized Tradition, Craft or Convention. Most are freshly Awakened and overwhelmed with the new world that has revealed itself to them.
- ORPHANS is the fifteenth episode of Kamen Rider Amazons.
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