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- Child's Play is a remake of the 1988 American comedy-horror film starring Ali Larter, David Borneaz, Chandler Riggs, Brad Dourif, Jamie King, Dylan McDermott and Harrison Ford
- Child's Play (en español; Juego De Niños) o Chucky El Muñeco Diabolico, es una película de terror estadounidense estrenada el 9 de noviembre de 1988. Escrita por Don Mancini y dirigida por Tom Holland, la película trata sobre un asesino en serie, llamado Charles Lee Ray que a punto de morir traspasa su alma a un muñeco para posteriormente intentar traspasar su alma del muñeco a un humano nuevamente, haciendo todo lo posible para conseguirlo. La película fue lanzada por United Artists, la cual fue un gran éxito que, posteriormente constituiría una serie de películas, hechas después por los estudios Universal.
- Child's Play is a charity organized by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. The charity organizes donations of toys (usually video games) for children's hospitals across the United States, Canada, and the United Kingdom. File:340x childsplay.jpg
- Child's Play es el onceavo episodio de la cuarta temporada de CSI: NY.
- Child's Play is the fourth episode of the seventh season of Castle.
- Child's Play is a 1988 horror movie about a serial killer called Chucky whose soul becomes trapped inside a doll. The film spawned a series of sequels and other franchise tie-ins.
- "Child's Play" is the twenty-third episode of Thunderbirds 2086, and seventh produced overall. The episode first aired in Japan on June 5, 1982.
- Child's Play is a 1988 supernatural horror film written by Don Mancini and directed by Tom Holland. It was released on November 9, 1988. The film met with moderate success upon its release, and has since developed a cult following among fans of the horror genre. The film spawned five sequels released by Universal Pictures (which acquired the rights to the series shortly after the release of the original): Child's Play 2, Child's Play 3, Bride of Chucky, Seed of Chucky, and Curse of Chucky.
- Als de USS Voyager de ouders van Icheb traceert, is Seven of Nine bang dat de jongen zijn astrofysica-studie moet afbreken om terug te keren naar zijn vervreemde ouders en dat hij gevaar loopt om opnieuw te worden geassimileerd. Seven's moederinstinct slaat om in agressieve achterdocht en ze realiseert zich dat zijn herassimilatie onvermijdelijk is.
- Child's Play is the 5th episode of Season 1 in Totally Spies.
- Child's Play is the eleventh episodes in the fourth season of CSI: NY.
- "Child's Play" is the fifth episode of Miami Vice's fourth season. The episode premiered on October 30, 1987 and repeated on March 25, 1988.
- Child's Play is the 55th chapter of Eldest. It takes the point of view of Nasuada.
- "Child's Play" is the seventh episode of Static Shock. It first aired on December 3, 2000.
- Poem by Neal Wilgus in which children chant the name Hastur ('the god of cruel jokes') as the Hyades rise. Obliquely references Haita the Shepherd. Published in Garbaj 52.
- Child's Play was the twenty-second episode of Series 7 and the 102st episode of Casualty overall.
- The movie was a moderate box office success. Having been made on an estimated budget of $9,000,000, it earned over $33,000,000 in the United States. Child's Play was rated R by the Motion Picture Association of America. It was banned in Finland in 1988 and was banned in Norway between 1989 and 2003. So far, the film has spawned five sequels. The first of those, Child's Play 2, was released in 1990. It was later followed by Child's Play 3 in 1991, Bride of Chucky in 1998, Seed of Chucky in 2004, and most recently Curse of Chucky in 2013.
- It begins with Hopper and Poppy looking at the other kid MySims playing and having fun,but the Buddy,Travis,Chaz,and Leaf telling them that they have to train hard if they want to face Morcubus in the final battle.Lyndsay tells the others that MorcuCorp has broke in the Sim Museum,Poppy and Hopper stay and train hard.At the Museum,MorcuCorp were at the Museum staring at dinosaur skull call the Simosaur,Morcubus tells the others that he going to bring it back to like and make it hunt our heroes.The MySims jump on the Simosaur bone while Morcubus was turning back the clock,Travis throws his Super Phone at the Super Beam which cancelled bringing the Simosaur back to life.MorcuCorp runs off while four of the members steal the Silver Tomb.The MySims fail to catch the members and realize that th
- PILOT SPIEL: "This is Justin, age 7; this is Elizabeth, age 7; this is Marcus, age 6; and this is Kate, age 6. These children and others like them will try to make you understand what they're talking about on "Child's Play". And here's the host of "Child's Play", Bill Cullen!" "TRIPLE PLAY"-ERA SPIEL (1982-83): "This is (insert children and ages). These children and others like them will try to make you understand what they're talking about on "Child's Play"! And here's the host of "Child's Play", Bill Cullen!"
- It has been snowing for days in the Emerald Hill Zone in the run-up to Christmas. However, the efforts of somebody clearing their path are scuppered when Sonic rushes through on the way to an emergency. He has been called to a playground by a group of children, where a "deadly" Badnik is on the loose. Unknown to Sonic, it is being controlled by a pair of children with a remote control but they soon have no input when the controls short-circuit. This causes the robot to go haywire, interesting Sonic slightly. Things go badly for the hedgehog when the robot begins to fall apart, its arm flying into Sonic's back. It then explodes, seemingly killing Sonic. The children gather round, accusing the creator of the Badnik for the failed plan. They only intended to get Sonic to fight the Badnik so t
- Child's Play is a 1988 American horror film directed by Tom Holland and written by Don Mancini, John Lafia and Holland. It stars Catherine Hicks, Chris Sarandon, Alex Vincent, and Brad Dourif. The official taglines of the film are "You'll wish it was only make-believe" and "Something's moved in with the Barclay family, and so has terror."
- Phelous: (is dressed as the Nostalgia Critic and speaks like him) Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. Well, what movie can I review today to make my voice more HIGH PITCHED than it already is? How about a timeless Christmas classic like... NC: (is dressed as Phelous and speaks like him) Hi, guys, Phelous here, and I bet you're wondering what holiday classic I'm going to review TODAY. Well... Phelous: (drops the impression) Wait a second... I thought I was supposed to do an impression of you and then you get angry at me. Phelous: Didn't you even read the script?!
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- Child's Play is a remake of the 1988 American comedy-horror film starring Ali Larter, David Borneaz, Chandler Riggs, Brad Dourif, Jamie King, Dylan McDermott and Harrison Ford
- Child's Play (en español; Juego De Niños) o Chucky El Muñeco Diabolico, es una película de terror estadounidense estrenada el 9 de noviembre de 1988. Escrita por Don Mancini y dirigida por Tom Holland, la película trata sobre un asesino en serie, llamado Charles Lee Ray que a punto de morir traspasa su alma a un muñeco para posteriormente intentar traspasar su alma del muñeco a un humano nuevamente, haciendo todo lo posible para conseguirlo. La película fue lanzada por United Artists, la cual fue un gran éxito que, posteriormente constituiría una serie de películas, hechas después por los estudios Universal.
- Child's Play is a charity organized by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. The charity organizes donations of toys (usually video games) for children's hospitals across the United States, Canada, and the United Kingdom. File:340x childsplay.jpg
- Child's Play is a 1988 American horror film directed by Tom Holland and written by Don Mancini, John Lafia and Holland. It stars Catherine Hicks, Chris Sarandon, Alex Vincent, and Brad Dourif. The official taglines of the film are "You'll wish it was only make-believe" and "Something's moved in with the Barclay family, and so has terror." The film was released on November 9, 1988 and was met with moderate success. It has since developed a cult following among fans of the horror genre. The film is the first in the Child's Playfilm series, and is the first movie to feature the killer doll Chucky. It was the only film in the series released by MGM/UA, as the rights to the series were sold to Universal in 1990, right before production on Child's Play 2 started.
- Child's Play es el onceavo episodio de la cuarta temporada de CSI: NY.
- Child's Play is the fourth episode of the seventh season of Castle.
- Child's Play is a 1988 horror movie about a serial killer called Chucky whose soul becomes trapped inside a doll. The film spawned a series of sequels and other franchise tie-ins.
- "Child's Play" is the twenty-third episode of Thunderbirds 2086, and seventh produced overall. The episode first aired in Japan on June 5, 1982.
- Child's Play is a 1988 supernatural horror film written by Don Mancini and directed by Tom Holland. It was released on November 9, 1988. The film met with moderate success upon its release, and has since developed a cult following among fans of the horror genre. The film spawned five sequels released by Universal Pictures (which acquired the rights to the series shortly after the release of the original): Child's Play 2, Child's Play 3, Bride of Chucky, Seed of Chucky, and Curse of Chucky.
- Als de USS Voyager de ouders van Icheb traceert, is Seven of Nine bang dat de jongen zijn astrofysica-studie moet afbreken om terug te keren naar zijn vervreemde ouders en dat hij gevaar loopt om opnieuw te worden geassimileerd. Seven's moederinstinct slaat om in agressieve achterdocht en ze realiseert zich dat zijn herassimilatie onvermijdelijk is.
- Child's Play is the 5th episode of Season 1 in Totally Spies.
- Child's Play is the eleventh episodes in the fourth season of CSI: NY.
- "Child's Play" is the fifth episode of Miami Vice's fourth season. The episode premiered on October 30, 1987 and repeated on March 25, 1988.
- It has been snowing for days in the Emerald Hill Zone in the run-up to Christmas. However, the efforts of somebody clearing their path are scuppered when Sonic rushes through on the way to an emergency. He has been called to a playground by a group of children, where a "deadly" Badnik is on the loose. Unknown to Sonic, it is being controlled by a pair of children with a remote control but they soon have no input when the controls short-circuit. This causes the robot to go haywire, interesting Sonic slightly. Things go badly for the hedgehog when the robot begins to fall apart, its arm flying into Sonic's back. It then explodes, seemingly killing Sonic. The children gather round, accusing the creator of the Badnik for the failed plan. They only intended to get Sonic to fight the Badnik so they could film him in action. Fortunately, Sonic was only feigning injury and is rather graceful about the whole situation. Wishing to do something for his fans, Sonic uses his speed to create a new playground out of snow. This consists of a large Sonic-shaped slide, a snowboard run, a skating rink, snowball fighting arena (complete with a Doctor Robotnik target) and a goal to play football with a goalkeeping snowman. The creator of the Badnik declares this to be "the coolest Christmas ever" and Sonic agrees, happy that Robotnik finally isn't here to ruin it.
- Child's Play is the 55th chapter of Eldest. It takes the point of view of Nasuada.
- "Child's Play" is the seventh episode of Static Shock. It first aired on December 3, 2000.
- Poem by Neal Wilgus in which children chant the name Hastur ('the god of cruel jokes') as the Hyades rise. Obliquely references Haita the Shepherd. Published in Garbaj 52.
- Child's Play was the twenty-second episode of Series 7 and the 102st episode of Casualty overall.
- It begins with Hopper and Poppy looking at the other kid MySims playing and having fun,but the Buddy,Travis,Chaz,and Leaf telling them that they have to train hard if they want to face Morcubus in the final battle.Lyndsay tells the others that MorcuCorp has broke in the Sim Museum,Poppy and Hopper stay and train hard.At the Museum,MorcuCorp were at the Museum staring at dinosaur skull call the Simosaur,Morcubus tells the others that he going to bring it back to like and make it hunt our heroes.The MySims jump on the Simosaur bone while Morcubus was turning back the clock,Travis throws his Super Phone at the Super Beam which cancelled bringing the Simosaur back to life.MorcuCorp runs off while four of the members steal the Silver Tomb.The MySims fail to catch the members and realize that they turned into kids and the police come and think that the kids stole the tomb.Back at the Sim HQ,Dr. F and Lyndsay tell Poppy and Hopper to be in charge of the HQ.The kids apologize for stealing and realize that the Simosaur has been brought back to life.They disguise themselves as schoolkids and tell Poppy and Hopper to meet them at Gino's Pizza.Hopper and Poppy were shocked at what happened to them and tell them they know what to do.They went to Sim Comics and tell Vic about the Simosaur and that it comes in the night.Hopper and Poppy tell Lyndsay and Dr. F that the others have turned into kids.Dr. F and Lyndsay buy Older Juice to cah
- Phelous: (is dressed as the Nostalgia Critic and speaks like him) Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. Well, what movie can I review today to make my voice more HIGH PITCHED than it already is? How about a timeless Christmas classic like... NC: (is dressed as Phelous and speaks like him) Hi, guys, Phelous here, and I bet you're wondering what holiday classic I'm going to review TODAY. Well... Phelous: (drops the impression) Wait a second... I thought I was supposed to do an impression of you and then you get angry at me. NC: No, I thought I was supposed to do an impression of you and YOU were supposed to get angry. Phelous: Didn't you even read the script?! NC: Oh, what? You mean the one I wrote? Phelous: But you didn't write the script, I did! NC: No, you didn't. I DID! Phelous: (Sarcastically) Well, phenomenal. This crossover's off to a great start. NC: I never had this problem with Lupa. Phelous: OK, fine. At the very least, let's announce which movie we're gonna review. NC: (Sighs) Alright, good idea. NC: Silent Night, Deadly Night. NC: Oh, for God's Sake, WHAT DOES CHILD'S PLAY HAVE TO DO WITH CHRISTMAS?! Phelous: It's got, like, snow, presents, decorations, murder, plenty Christmassy. NC: It's as Christmassy as Reindeer Games! Phelous: Yeah? Well, what kind of material is Silent Night, Deadly Night gonna give us? NC: Lots! Like how about that great over the top scene where... (Clip from Silent Night, Deadly Night showing the Santa Claus dressed killer pinning a girl down.) NC: Or that really silly moment when... NC: Or... Or that...goofy... um... Phelous: You thought this was the one with the "Garbage Day!" guy, didn't you? NC: (Thinks for a second) That's not the first one? Phelous: Second. NC: Well, then WHAT THE HELL ARE WE LOOKING AT IT FOR!? Phelous: We're not. We're looking at Child's Play. (Clips from Child's Play are shown as the theme plays.) NC (voiceover): But don't people like this movie? Phelous (voiceover): I guess, but it's still not that good. It's a goofy idea with a goofy execution and an even goofier monster. NC (voiceover): Do they say "Garbage Day!" in it? Phelous (voiceover): Let it go, Critic... Phelous: So, are you ready to have a merry "Chuckymas"? NC: Do I really have a choice? Phelous: Well, you're the one editing it, so I guess you can do wh-- NC: WILL YOU STOP IT WITH THE META SHIT?! Phelous: Sorry. It's like Pringles. "Once you pop, you can't stop". Shredder (played by Phelous): He's right, you know. NC: Piss off! (Shredder walks off sadly, accompanied by the sung lyrics "Christmas time is here" from A Charlie Brown Christmas.) Phelous (voiceover): So we see Prince Humperdinck (Chris Sarandon) chasing Grima Wormtongue (Brad Dourif) down the streets of Chicago, but he outwits him the best way he knows how: hiding right in front of him. NC (voiceover): Wh-that worked!? How the hell did he fool that officer!? What, was Chief Wiggum driving the car? Chief Wiggum (from The Simpsons): (audio, sings) Doughnuts, I got doughnuts, I got... (speaks) Hey, I know you! NC (voiceover): So as the credits roll, the killer goes inside a toy store, but Officer Cashmere Sweater isn’t about to let him go. Phelous (voiceover): (points out the decorations throughout the toy store) Look! Christmas decorations! I told you this was a Christmas movie. Charles Lee Ray (Brad Dourif): Oh, God, I’m dying. Phelous (voiceover): (sarcastic) Well, at least he seems to be taking it well. NC (voiceover): Yeah, that sounded more like an annoyance than it did painful last words. Charles: (yells vengefully) YOU HEAR THIS, YOU SON OF A BITCH! I'M GONNA GET YOU AND I'M GONNA GET EDDIE, NO MATTER WHAT! NC (voiceover): So, I’m confused. Is he the cartoonish over-the-top doll yet, or is that later? Phelous (voiceover): Pretty hard to tell, isn’t it? NC (voiceover): Yeah, I mean, didn’t this guy win an Oscar? Phelous: Yeah, but to be fair, it was for best performance done while (speaks with his jaw to one side) making your lower jaw… Phelous (voiceover): …jut out the whole time! NC (voiceover): Boy, the Academy’s very specific. Phelous (voiceover): Luckily, like most serial killers, he knows a couple voodoo spells to transfer his soul in case of death. NC (voiceover): Well, that’s just common knowledge. Charles: SECOISE ENTIENNE MAIS POIS DE MORTE. MORTEISMA LIEU DE VOCUIER DE MEIU VOCHETTE. ENDELIEU POUR DE BOIDSETTE DAMBALLA! SECOISE ENTIENNE MAIS... (Detective Norris continues his slow search through the store as lightning continues flashing.) NC (voiceover): How can he not find this guy?! He’s screaming louder than a needle in a haystack shouting, “Over here! I’m a needle in a haystack!” Phelous (voiceover): Guess the lightning struck the flammable Elmo part of the store. NC (voiceover): Yeah, sheesh, don’t you think they would’ve tested those toys a little better if they were highly explosive? Phelous (voiceover): But luckily, Humperdinck (Norris) is shielded from the explosion by the explosive-proof toys. NC (voiceover): We then cut to a little boy named Andy, and his mom played by Catherine Hicks. Phelous (voiceover): Oh, hey, it’s the mother from 7th Heaven! NC: 7th Heaven? Really? That’s where you know the mother from? Phelous: Well, that’s probably her most well-known role. Was she on anything else of note? NC: Oh, I don’t know, Star Trek 4? Phelous: Oh, yeah. She was in that, wasn’t she? Wow. What an obscure reference. NC: Her being in 7th Heaven is the obscure reference! Phelous: She was in 7th Heaven? Voice from TV: You can have all the adventures we have on TV in your very own home. NC (voiceover): (reacts in shock to the mascot) AHHH! He’s even more terrifying than I thought! Phelous (voiceover): That’s not the killer. That’s just a children’s mascot. NC (voiceover): (is relieved) Oh. Well, that’s a relief. For a second, I thought half of the effects in this movie were just gonna be a guy in a suit. Phelous (voiceover): (chuckles) Yeah. That’d be silly. NC (voiceover): So she’s (Karen Barclay (Hicks)) looking for a Good Guy Doll to give Andy as a birthday gift... Phelous (voiceover): You mean a Christmas gift. NC (voiceover): Knock it off. Phelous (voiceover): (grumbles) Oh, okay. NC (voiceover): ...as she comes across a bum in the street who happens to have one that wasn’t sold out. Phelous: Hey, this would be a great time for you to do your Chester A. Bum character, wouldn’t it? NC: (laughs nervously) Well, what do you mean? The bum is a totally different person entirely. Phelous: Ohh, so do you think you can get a hold of him, then? NC: (wears Chester A. Bum’s orange wool hat) Maybe. Phelous: If he’s not too busy? NC: (now wears Chester’s long-haired wig along with the hat) Possibly. Phelous: I mean, if it’s not too much trouble. (NC struggles to put on Chester’s trench coat while carrying a white Styrofoam cup, and Phelous points that out.) Ah! NC: No! Err… (speaks like Chester) Dolls! You got dolls? NC: Don’t ruin the illusion. You’re making kids cry! Bum: (hands the Good Guy doll to Karen) Here you go, lady. May it bring you and your kid a lot of joy. Phelous (voiceover): It sure was nice of him to repack that doll after getting it from the lightning sale. Maggie Peterson (Dinah Manoff): (to the Bum) How do we know the damn thing isn’t stolen, huh? Bum: (shows off his crotch area toward her) Eh, steal this! (He walks off with his cart.) Maggie: Eh, “steal this” yourself. NC (voiceover): Wow. Both those insults were terrible. I’ve heard better comebacks from Gallagher. (A poster for Gallagher appears) I swear to God, “Gallagher.” Andy: A Good Guy! I knew it! I knew you would get me one! Phelous (voiceover): The mother gives the doll to the kid and as you can plainly see, it’s already creepy! What kid wouldn’t shit his pants talking to this thing? Was this really supposed to be a big seller? NC: (as Kid #1) Look, Jimmy! I got a Slashy McKill Kill! (A Photoshopped image of said doll appears.) Phelous: (as Kid #2) That’s nothing. I got a Nasty McBrain-Eat. (A Photoshopped image of said doll appears.) NC: (as Kid #1) Well, I bet my doll can give me more nightmares than yours! Phelous: (as Kid #2) Cannot! NC: (as Kid #1) Can, too! Phelous: (as Kid #2) All right, let’s try it. NC: (as Kid #1) Fine! NC (voiceover): So while a friend of the mother’s is babysitting, she can’t help but feel like she’s being watched by a pair of plastic eyes. Phelous (voiceover): I guess hovering at several miles per hour is also part of being transferred into a doll. NC (voiceover): Yeah, I know. Was he driving a go-kart while sneaking around the house? NC (voiceover): Uh, did the toy hammer just make a “ching” sound? Maggie: (after searching around the place to find nothing) I’m scaring myself half to death. (She turns around and suddenly gets hammered once in the face.) MC Hammer (audio): Hammer time! Phelous (voiceover): I don’t know how much you can blame Chucky for that one. She sort of did that to herself. NC (voiceover): Yeah, she tosses herself out a window and doesn’t even fall the same way she came out? NC (voiceover): This all came from a toy hammer! How can anyone be this clumsy? Phelous: Hey, Critic, catch! (He tosses a sock at the camera.) Phelous: That sock got whiter on your end. Weird. NC (voiceover): So the cops come in to investigate—you can see clearly they’re hard at work (meaning that they’re barely working at all)—and Officer Humperdinck (Detective Norris) seems to think the kid might be to blame. Phelous (voiceover): What a dick! It was so obviously the doll! Detective Mike Norris: Miss Peterson’s dead, Miss Barclay. Karen: What? (A long pause occurs) NC (voiceover): Line? Karen: How? Detective Norris: She fell from the kitchen window. You, uh, got any idea what these are? (He gestures to a pile of flour with footprints in it; Cut to him taking a look at the dirt on the underside of one of Andy’s shoes.) Ooh, look at this, huh? There’s a gun…is that a cowboy hat? Karen: Andy, get into bed. Phelous (voiceover): (as Detective Norris) Oh, but we were gonna play “Put your hands behind your back.” Officer: (whistles) Ouch. NC (voiceover): So Andy somehow gets an L ticket and manages to make it to the other side of town; the bad side. Phelous (voiceover): Hey, look, snow! (sings) Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la! NC (voiceover): We’re doing the review, damn it. You don’t have to convince me anymore. Phelous (voiceover): I was trying to convince myself. NC (voiceover): We see Chucky wants revenge on the guy who abandoned him at his last job. Phelous (voiceover): You know, if Chucky can move around so damn easily, why doesn’t he just go to these places himself? It’s not like he needs Andy. NC (voiceover): Oh, because he needs an alibi in case anyone suspects him. Phelous (voiceover): The police would suspect the doll? NC (voiceover): Hey, you should see what my Teddy Ruxpin can do. Andy: (turns his head to speak to his doll) I’ll be right there, Chucky. Phelous (voiceover): And for super luck, his stove can fill the entire building up with gas in about two minutes. NC (voiceover): You know, they really should test those stoves a lot better. Phelous (voiceover): So, of course, the kid gets blamed, but Andy sticks to his story that the doll did it. Karen: Nobody believes you about Chucky. Andy: (to Chucky) Please say something. (He grabs the doll and shakes it violently.) Come on, Chucky, say something! Tell me why you lied to me about everything. NC (voiceover): Wow, I haven’t seen such an emotionally-fueled performance since Kevin Costner ordered oatmeal on wheat toast with a side of Styrofoam. Phelous (voiceover): Well, the mother sees that the batteries were never put in the doll and finally starts to suspect that something’s wrong. Chucky: (turns its head and speaks in its normal child voice) Hi, I’m Chucky. Wanna play? (Karen screams and drops the doll onto the floor.) Phelous (voiceover): So you know how you have the doll supposedly saying weird things and how you don’t actually see it moving around and how those things have actually been barely creepy up to this point? Yeah, well, that’s all about to be ruined. Karen: I said talk to me, damn it, or else I’m gonna throw you in the fire! Chucky: (He suddenly comes to life and speaks like Charles Lee Ray, attacking her.) You stupid bitch! You filthy slut! I'll teach you to fuck with me! Background Singers (from “Lamb Chop’s Play-Along”) (audio): ♫ Lamb Chop’s play-along / Where kids come to play along / It’s Lamb Chop’s play along / Come join the kids and play along. ♫ Kermit the Frog (from “The Muppet Show”) (audio): It’s the Muppet Show! YAAAAYYYY!!! Phelous (voiceover): Catherine Hicks (Karen) sets off on her quest to convince Humperdinck (Norris) there’s a killer doll on the loose. You know, totally one of those things guaranteed not to make you sound crazy at all! Karen: He came alive in my hands. I-I-I dropped him and he got up and ran out of the apartment. Detective Norris: Goodnight, Mrs. Barclay. (He starts to walk away.) Karen: (stops him) Wait a minute! I am telling you the truth. He killed Maggie. He killed Eddie Caputo. Detective Norris: Look, Mrs. Barclay, I sympathize you. NC: (as Detective Norris) No, really, I do. I have a My Little Pony that slaughtered my family. Phelous: I have a miniature Pikachu who ate my children. NC: I have an army of LEGOs that crucified my hamster. Phelous: (wears a wool Ninja Turtle hat) I have a Ninja Turtle with a drinking problem. NC: What we’re trying to say is, you’re crazy. NC (voiceover): So she goes searching the city, trying to find the bum who sold her the doll. But he’s not going to say where he got it without getting something in return. Karen: That’s all I’ve got. Bum: All you’ve got? (He starts walking around her.) Karen: What are you…? Yes! Bum: All you’ve got? Karen: Wait a minute… Bum: Boy, you’ve got a lot. (He advances on her slowly.) Karen: No! No! No! No, wait! (The bum tries to get on top of her.) Detective Norris: (grabs the bum away from Karen) Hey! (He punches the bum in the face.) Another Bum: Christ, he’s a cop! (He and the other bums run away as Norris pulls out a gun.) NC (voiceover): (as Detective Norris) Yeah, back off, you creeps. I was doing the normal thing by stalking her for several hours. Bum: (confesses to Norris) A burned-out toy store a while back. That’s where I got it. Detective Norris: (to Karen after stopping her attempts of hurrying away) Where are you going now? Karen: Wabash and Van Buren. Detective Norris: There’s nothing there. It’s an abandoned wreck of a store. It was struck by lightning the night that Charles Lee Ray died. I was there. I was the man who killed him! Karen: (stares in disbelief) Why didn’t you tell me? Phelous: (as Karen) If I’d known you were at a toy store where a serial killer died after he got struck by lightning, I would have known right away that the doll had his soul transferred into it! How dare you not tell me! NC (voiceover): So as the mother and Humperdinck (Norris) split, Chucky pops into his car and tries to kill him. Phelous (voiceover): Yes, keep driving faster. You’ll eventually get away from the back seat. Construction Worker: Geez, look out! (He dodges out of the way as Norris drives the car through a flaming barrel.) NC (voiceover): Actually, you know what this scene needs? A mall. (Clips from The Blues Brothers of a police car driving through a mall intercut briefly with Norris’ driving.) Phelous (voiceover): Oh, apparently sticking him with a lighter will hurt him. However, a gunshot? Nah. He can run that off. NC (voiceover): So the mother finds out where the killer used to live and sees if she can find any clues. Detective Norris: Karen. Phelous (voiceover): Oh, yeah, because we thought that might be Chucky. Really got us there, movie. NC (voiceover): So they find out that Chucky was good friends with a witch doctor who taught him all about voodoo. So Chucky goes to see why he can suddenly feel pain. John Bishop (Raymond Oliver): The more time you spend in that body, the more human you become. Chucky: You got me into this! You get me out! John: I can’t do that, Chucky. Chucky: Why not? John: Because you’re an abomination! An outrage against nature!! NC: (as John) I only mess with voodoo and the dark arts, but you? You’re really fucked up! John: And you have to be stopped! NC (voiceover): So after he realizes teaching black magic to a serial killer WASN’T such a good idea, Chucky uses a voodoo doll of the guy that he just so HAPPENED to have lying around! Phelous (voiceover): Isn’t he sort of asking for trouble when he does something like that? NC (voiceover): And Chucky forces him to think of a way to get out of his body. John: I won’t tell you. Chucky: Yeah? (He snaps an arm on the voodoo doll before John’s arm snaps.) Phelous (voiceover): (chuckles) A doll using a doll. You have to admit, that’s kind of funny. John: You have to transfer your soul out of the doll into that of the first human being you revealed your true self to. Phelous (voiceover): Well, that doesn’t seem like a contrived way to bring the little boy back into the plot at all! Chucky: Well, John, it’s been fun, but I gotta go. I have a date with a six-year-old boy. NC: …Next joke. Phelous: Yeah, next joke. NC (voiceover): So Chucky makes his way to where Andy is being held. NC (voiceover): You know, it’s the little people that make this movie work. Chucky: No! Phelous (voiceover): But one of the doctors finds Andy and tries to calm him down; however, Chucky gets him (the doctor) ready for electroshock therapy! And, yeah, I don’t think that’s how that works. How does it burn your face if it never even touches it? NC (voiceover): Yeah. Obviously, they would’ve tested the equipment before they used it. NC (voiceover): So both Chucky and Andy make it home, and Chucky manages to knock him out. Chucky: (Appears from behind Andy with a baseball bat.) Batter up! (He strikes at Andy’s head, accompanied with the sound effect of an anvil before Andy falls to the floor, knocked out.) NC (voiceover): But Mommy comes in to save the day. NC (voiceover): (as Andy) Why are you fighting the doll, Mommy? It’s not real, it’s not real. Now, there, let’s see how you like it! Chucky: Andy, no! Please. We’re friends to the end, remember? Andy: This is the end, friend. (He throws the match into the fireplace, burning Chucky alive.) NC (voiceover): Wow. That has got to be the greatest line since “Fuck you, Lucky Charms.” Alex (from Leprechaun): Fuck you, Lucky Charms. Phelous (voiceover): Both of those kids must have taken Schwarzenegger lessons. Chucky: Andy, no! Please. We’re friends to the end, remember? Harry Tasker (from True Lies, played by Arnold Schwarzenegger): (dubs over Andy) You’re fired. Chucky: Noooooo! (He wails in agony under the burning fire.) Detective Norris: What happened? Karen: Oh, my God. Chucky’s dead. Phelous: Well, I’m glad that’s true. Guess the last ten minutes of the film are here for no reason. (He gives a thumbs up.) (Andy quickly runs down a hallway before he is tripped by the foot of Chucky; Andy turns around after falling to see the blackened charred remains of Chucky, who holds a knife in one hand; music from Terminator 2 plays here during Chucky’s reveal.) Chucky: Hello, Andy. Phelous (voiceover): Of course, because he’s becoming more human, he can get up and walk, just like a real human would after being burned alive! NC (voiceover): Geesh, how persistent is this little booger? I mean, this is downright funny! Black Knight (audio): ‘Tis but a scratch. King Arthur (audio): A scratch? Your arm’s off! Black Knight (audio): No, it isn’t. King Arthur (audio): Look, I’ll have your leg! Black Knight (audio): I’ve had worse. Andy: (cowers in disgust) Eww! Black Knight (audio): I’m invincible! Black Knight (audio): Just a flesh wound. NC: I mean…are transferred souls really so tightly bound to this loosely based biology? Phelous: Well, there’s only one way to find out. Do you have a soul you’ve been looking to get rid of? NC: What’d you do? Phelous: I just banished that joke into your coffee maker. NC: But that was one of my longest running gags. Phelous: I know! That’s why it sucked. NC: But it was meant to suck. That’s what made it funny. Phelous: No, making it suck didn’t make it funny. It made it suck! NC: Well, great. Now I have to find another long-running meme to annoy people! (His phone rings, and he picks it up to answer it.) Ask That Guy: (audio) Call me. We’ll talk. NC (voiceover): So Humperdinck’s partner drops by right after the mother's put a million bullets in the doll. The partner, of course, doesn’t believe anything that they’ve said and tries to prove that the doll isn’t alive. Jack Santos (Tommy Swerdlow): Okay, Mike. I’d like you to take a look at this thing, okay? Because there’s no way this thing’s alive. Phelous (voiceover): Again, because he’s becoming more human, he can choke someone with one arm, one leg and no head! Just like a REAL person could! Karen: (To Norris after tossing Chucky’s body at the window, letting it fall to the floor.) Shoot him in the heart! Chucky’s Head: Hi, I’m Chucky. (His voice reverts to a normal child’s voice.) Wanna… plaaaaayyyyyy…? Phelous: Well, glad Chucky’s dead forever! Yep! We’ll never hear from him again. (Posters for the Child’s Play sequels are shown.) Phelous (voiceover): You don’t come back from the dead. I know that! Phelous: Okay, he did once already, but you don’t repeatedly come back from the dead. That’s for sure. Detective Norris: You believe me now? Jack: Yeah. But who’s gonna believe me? NC (voiceover): (as an announcer) Brought to you by a preposterous concept. NC: So that was Child’s Play, and while it’s not as bad as the sequels, it’s still pretty silly. NC (voiceover): I guess I can see how some people can be scared by it, but it’s really dated and really pretty corny. If you watch it again, I think you’ll find it doesn’t hold up as well as you may think it does. It’s pretty over-the-top and pretty goofy. But hey, what do you expect from the director of The Langoliers? I mean, let’s face it: the only people he’d be scaring by this is the little girls. Craig Toomey (from “The Langoliers”): Scaring the little GIRL?! Phelous: Yeah, it was pretty tough to sit through, but on the bright side, I didn’t die in this episode— NC: (puts down his gun) Sorry, I died like four times in this episode. I figured you deserved one. I’m the Nostalgia Critic. I remem— Phelous (voice offscreen): Critic! (NC yelps in fright and looks offscreen camera left.) Phelous (voice): I’m a pencil sharpener. NC: …Really? Y-You transferred your soul into a pencil sharpener? Phelous (voice): Yeah, my mind went blank, and all I could think of was pencil sharpener. NC: Well, how’s that working out for you? Phelous (voice): Not well, Critic! I’m a pencil sharpener! NC: Well, I’m sure you can still get a lot of good vengeance with that. Phelous (voice): Oh, I can, Critic. I can. (He laughs evilly as lightning flashes.) NC: Great. (speaks to the camera) I’m the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don’t have to. (He gets up to leave.) Phelous (voice): You better watch your fingers around me, Critic. Because next time you sharpen a pencil, you could get a little cut. Pencil sharpener! Ha-ha-ha! THE END Phelous (voice): And, um…uh…next time you sharpen a pencil, I’ll take too much off it! (He laughs evilly again) Your pencil won’t be the way you wanted it! (He laughs again) Oh, I’ll get you with that! And also, when you’re sleeping, I’ll slit your throat, ‘cause I’ve got a blade on here. Actually, it’s probably not sharp enough for that. I’ll just stick with annoying you with dull pencils or…sharpen too much pencils. (He laughs again) You can’t avoid me forever, Critic. You’re gonna need to come to your pencil sharpener when it’s time to write your next script on the computer-- Oh, damn it. Phelous (voice): Hey, uh, C-Critic? C-Can you stick your face in me just for a second? I-I just want to show you something. There’s something really, uh, c-cool in here—I’M GONNA GET YOU! Aww, you’re not really doing it. You can’t fit your face in here, okay. Never mind. Channel Awesome Tagline—Andy: This is the end, friend.
- PILOT SPIEL: "This is Justin, age 7; this is Elizabeth, age 7; this is Marcus, age 6; and this is Kate, age 6. These children and others like them will try to make you understand what they're talking about on "Child's Play". And here's the host of "Child's Play", Bill Cullen!" "TRIPLE PLAY"-ERA SPIEL (1982-83): "This is (insert children and ages). These children and others like them will try to make you understand what they're talking about on "Child's Play"! And here's the host of "Child's Play", Bill Cullen!" "TURNABOUT"-ERA SPIEL (1983): CHILD: "My name is (insert name). I'm in the (insert school grade) and I'm from (insert state)." ANNOUNCER: "You will meet (insert child's name) and these other children today as we play the game of kids and definitions, "Child's Play"! And here's the star of "Child's Play", Bill Cullen!" Rest of Spiels: "Thank you all very much, and welcome to "Child's Play", a game for grown-ups/a game where children interpret the words that grown-ups try to guess." Child's Play is a game show where two contestants watch video clips of children trying to describe a word and then the players have to guess what it is for points. Keep in mind that this should not to be confused with the popular 1980s horror movie franchise or the charity organization of the same name.
- The movie was a moderate box office success. Having been made on an estimated budget of $9,000,000, it earned over $33,000,000 in the United States. Child's Play was rated R by the Motion Picture Association of America. It was banned in Finland in 1988 and was banned in Norway between 1989 and 2003. So far, the film has spawned five sequels. The first of those, Child's Play 2, was released in 1990. It was later followed by Child's Play 3 in 1991, Bride of Chucky in 1998, Seed of Chucky in 2004, and most recently Curse of Chucky in 2013.
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