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| rdfs:comment | - Toccoa Falls College is a liberal arts Christian college, located somewhere in the mountains or something, with lots of trees and a waterfall. Aren't waterfalls pretty? Since you homeschooled your kids and there's very little chance of them ever adjusting to the real world, why not send them here? Maybe it'll keep them from smoking pot and losing their virginity. The college is affiliated with the Christian Motorcycle Alliance, and headed by the CMA's vice-chairman, Dr. Wayne Gardner.
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| Head | - Wayne Gardner, motorcycle dude
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| campus | - Dude, I'm telling you, it's in the middle of the forest
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| Type | - Bible Thumpin' Gitmo-type place
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| endowment | - $100,000 in Homeschool Money
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| Established | - About a Month after the Land was Stolen from the Cherokee
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| City | - In the middle of a freakin' forest...or is that forrest?
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| Motto | - Where Character is Corrupted with Intellect
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| Mascot | - Shirak the Eagle...you know, the one that followed the Beastmaster around? Yeah, we got him. Pretty cool, huh? Don't like it? Yeah, well suck on it.
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| abstract | - Toccoa Falls College is a liberal arts Christian college, located somewhere in the mountains or something, with lots of trees and a waterfall. Aren't waterfalls pretty? Since you homeschooled your kids and there's very little chance of them ever adjusting to the real world, why not send them here? Maybe it'll keep them from smoking pot and losing their virginity. The campus is over 1,100 acres (originally 7 Native American settlements), with a tennis court, a gift shop, a resturaunt, an athletic field, and 12 chapels. A basketball court is available for the college's lesbian students, as well as for the camp counselors who manage the college's youth camps during the summer months. The college is affiliated with the Christian Motorcycle Alliance, and headed by the CMA's vice-chairman, Dr. Wayne Gardner.
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