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| rdfs:comment | - Darth Disney's parents were anthropomorphized rodents who, after months of lobbying the Department of Getting Jiggy With It, received permission to reproduce. Soon after that, their lawyer Horace McGroaneroldguy died from the stress of the case (however, recent evidence suggests he ingested rodent droppings while dining at the Disney residence). The court decision was controversial, and soon riots ensued in Los Angeles for no apparent reason. Riots in Detroit soon followed.
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| Apprentices | - *Darth Donald
*Darth Goofy
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| Species | - Anthromorphisized Rodent / Talking mouse Hybrid
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| Death | - When his producers decide he dies
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| Birth | - In a studio, on some paper
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| abstract | - Darth Disney's parents were anthropomorphized rodents who, after months of lobbying the Department of Getting Jiggy With It, received permission to reproduce. Soon after that, their lawyer Horace McGroaneroldguy died from the stress of the case (however, recent evidence suggests he ingested rodent droppings while dining at the Disney residence). The court decision was controversial, and soon riots ensued in Los Angeles for no apparent reason. Riots in Detroit soon followed. Wanting their child to have a dramatic life, and after an exhausting search through The Encyclopedia of Dramatic Science Fiction/Fantasy Plot Devices, the decided to have twins. The girl, Minnie, would run away at the age of three and become a spokesrodent for Sith Happens Condom and Pregnancy Test Emporium eventually. Mickey, which was his name at the time, endured what historians refer to as the worst childhood since that of Darth Michael Jackson's. His father was abusive, often picking up his wife and Mickey by the tail, forcing them to tease pythons, and feeding them Limburger cheese instead of tasty cheddar. This, in combination with a degraded public school system, gave Mickey an inferiority complex and would eventually lead to him becoming a maniacally evil gentle, kindred adult.
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