| rdfs:comment | - "From the studio that's pretty much a toy company by now (Nintendo) comes the fourth generation of the alchemecal wonder that turns children's dreams into cold-hard cash: Pokémon Diamond and Pearl and Platnium. Journey once more to the magical world of Pokémon and prepare yourself to face yet another painfully slow tutorial segment teaching you mechanics that haven't changed in a decade: young child, bad parents, tree-named professor (Rowan), evil team (Team Galatic), Elite Four, blah blah-blah-blah blah. Starring: Turdwig (Turtwig) Ch-Ch-Ch (Grotle) Chia (Torterra) Charpanzee (Chimchar) Dank Budew
- Pokémon Diamond and Pearl are a pair of Pokémon RPGs from Nintendo. They are for the Nintendo DS, and were released on September 28, 2006 in Japan. It was releasaed on April 22, 2007 in America. The game takes place in Sinnoh, which is based on the island of Hokkaido in Japan. The new criminals are Team Galactic. The game will feature an updated day/night system, as well as Pokémon contests, the Battle Tower, a Pokétch device, and wi-fi abilities.
- Pokémon Diamond(JP) and Pokémon Pearl(JP) are RPGs developed by Game Freak and published by Nintendo for the Nintendo DS. The games were first released on September 28, 2006 in Japan. They were later released on April 22, 2007 in North America, June 21, 2007 in Australia and July 27, 2007 in Europe. The game takes place in Sinnoh, which is based on the island of Hokkaidō in Japan. The new criminals are Team Galactic. The game features an updated day/night system, as well as Pokémon Contests, the Battle Tower, a Pokétch device, and Wi-Fi abilities.
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| abstract | - "From the studio that's pretty much a toy company by now (Nintendo) comes the fourth generation of the alchemecal wonder that turns children's dreams into cold-hard cash: Pokémon Diamond and Pearl and Platnium. Journey once more to the magical world of Pokémon and prepare yourself to face yet another painfully slow tutorial segment teaching you mechanics that haven't changed in a decade: young child, bad parents, tree-named professor (Rowan), evil team (Team Galatic), Elite Four, blah blah-blah-blah blah. Get ready for a Pokémon experience that's deeper than anything that came before it, featuring the return of the day-night cycle; Pokémon that can only be caught on certain days, because your life revolves around the game already; the eye watch; a muffin-baking meta-game; contests that are three times longer, f**k; and the inevitable conclusion of the Pokémon franchise, auctioning Pokémon on the Internet. They're really going over with all this slavery thing, huh? Sit back, relax, and enjoy the gameplay formula that basically hasn't changed since the original Gameboy game as you collect them all and form a diverse team of battlers, or just enroll every single fight with your starter because this game is for children. So settle in for the same story line and characters from every Pokémon game there is, including the professors, the rival, the evil gang, the gym leaders, and most importantly one hundred and seven new Pokémon that makes one thing perfectly clear: Game Freak has run out of ideas. But you bet your sweet ass that we're going to name 'em all. Ffffff. Starring: Turdwig (Turtwig) Ch-Ch-Ch (Grotle) Chia (Torterra) Charpanzee (Chimchar) Orangoflame (Monferno) This ape is on fireeee (Infernape) Twitter (Piplup) Crappy Feet (Prinplup) Empoleaon Dynomite The Goodfeathers (Starly/Staravia/Staraptor) Lumpy Space Beaver (Bidoof) Justin Beaver (Bibarel) Jimminy Cricketot (Kricketot) Sir Cricks a lot (Kricketune) Shinx For Nothin' Suxio (Luxio) Gives no f**ray (Luxray) Dank Budew This hand is a flower (Roserade) A little horny (Cranidos) A lot horny (Rampardos) Dr. Shieldon Cooper Castle Face (Bastiodon) Weekend at Burmy's Weekend at Burmy's 2 (Wormadam) The Mothim Prophecy Bee Movie (Combee) Bee-once (Vespiquen) Parcheesi (Pachirisu) Sting like a Buizel Floatzel like a butterfly Cherubi on top Pop your Cherrim Snail Trails (Shellos) I need about three fitty (Gastrodon) Handjob Monkey (Ambipom) Pixar's Up (Drifloon) Mile High Club (Drifblim) Cauliflower Ear (Buneary) Ear Fists (Lopunny) Black Mage (Mismagius) Hail Honchcrow Glameowth Resting Bitch Face (Purugly) Chingy (Chingling) Do the Stunky Leg Emo-ver (Skuntank) Pog Slammer (Bronzor) Rosie the Robot (Bronzong) Trees Nuts (Bonsly) Future Pedophile (Mime Jr.) Girl Kirby (Happiny) Toucan Jam (Chatot) Ghost Barf (Spiritomb) Street Shark (Gible) Shraptor (Gabite) Sharkadactyl (Garchomp) My Neighbor Munchlax Watch me whip (Riolu) Watch me nae nae (Lucario) Glory Holes (Hippopotas) Hungry Hungry Hippowdon Get over here! (Skorupi) Come at me, bro (Drapion) High as F**k (Croagunk) The Goiter (Toxicroak) Feeeeeed Me Seymour (Carnivine) Finneon's Wake Future Sushi (Lumineon) Dick Mantyke Four Leaf Snover President Abomasnow Evil ka-weavil (Weavile) Don't let me get in my Magnezone Lickylicky 5 dollah Rocksteady (Rhyperior) Cousin It (Tangrowth) Needs Manscaping (Electivire) Dodge This (Magmortar) Never Been Togekissed Probably Australian (Yanmega) Leafeon a jet plane She bangs (Glaceon) Crabby Batty (Gliscor) Kevin Smith (Mamoswine) Balloon Animal (Porygon Z) Sword Arm Online (Gallade) Mr. Pubetato Head (Probopass) The ghost of Dr. Robotnik (Duskinor) Memoirs of a Ghost-ia (Froslass) Poképliances (Rotom) Mew 3 (Uxie) Mew 4 (Mespirit) Mew 5 (Azelf) Horse Armor DLC (Dialga) Gayzilla (Palkia) Armored Poo (Heatran) Party Machine (Regigigas) Flying Armored Centi... (Giratina) Pass Cosmic Duck (Cresselia) Phioned In Blue Balls (Manaphy) Sh*tygami (Darkrai) A Shrubbery (Shaymin) and... My Kinky Pony (Arceus). Monster Rancher: White & Off-White. (silhouette of Raichu appears) Ash, Misty, & Brock: Who's that, Pokémon?! Woah, it's Pikachu, isn't it? I bet it's Pikachu. Come on, Pikachu. Ash, Misty, & Brock: It's Raichu! (silhouette shows its colors) F**k me every time!"
- Pokémon Diamond and Pearl are a pair of Pokémon RPGs from Nintendo. They are for the Nintendo DS, and were released on September 28, 2006 in Japan. It was releasaed on April 22, 2007 in America. The game takes place in Sinnoh, which is based on the island of Hokkaido in Japan. The new criminals are Team Galactic. The game will feature an updated day/night system, as well as Pokémon contests, the Battle Tower, a Pokétch device, and wi-fi abilities. You can battle and trade using the Wi-Fi connection. Diamond and Pearl is also be able to connect to the Wii game Pokémon Battle Revolution, where you are able to trade Pokémon from Diamond and Pearl to Battle Revolution and vica versa. Also, you are able to transfer Pokémon from previous Game Boy Advance games onto Diamond and Pearl after reaching a certain point in the game. You must have the GBA game in the GBA slot of the Nintendo DS to do this.
- Pokémon Diamond(JP) and Pokémon Pearl(JP) are RPGs developed by Game Freak and published by Nintendo for the Nintendo DS. The games were first released on September 28, 2006 in Japan. They were later released on April 22, 2007 in North America, June 21, 2007 in Australia and July 27, 2007 in Europe. The game takes place in Sinnoh, which is based on the island of Hokkaidō in Japan. The new criminals are Team Galactic. The game features an updated day/night system, as well as Pokémon Contests, the Battle Tower, a Pokétch device, and Wi-Fi abilities. You can battle and trade using the Wi-Fi connection. Diamond and Pearl is also be able to connect to the Wii game Pokémon Battle Revolution, where you are able to trade Pokémon from Diamond and Pearl to Battle Revolution and vice versa. Also, you are able to transfer Pokémon from previous Game Boy Advance games onto Diamond and Pearl after reaching a certain point in the game. You must have the GBA game in the GBA slot of the Nintendo DS to do this.
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