| rdfs:comment | - Jesus of Nazareth (7-2 BCE—26-36 CE), also known as Lord Jesus Christ, Jesus H. Christ, Issa, and Jeebus is the central figure of Christianity. According to mainstream Christian mythology, Jesus is the son of God and God simultaneously, making God his own father. Mainstream Christians also hold that Jesus was crucified by the Romans. Christians believe Jesus rose from the dead some time later, making him a Jewish zombie, therefore meaning mainstream Christians believe God is a cosmic Jewish zombie who is his own father.
- Jesus was the child of Mary and Joseph. Iolaus, Uris and Trinculos were guided to the birthplace of Jesus in Bethos by strange images in their dreams. (HTLJ "A Star to Guide Them") Later, Xena and Gabrielle encountered Jesus, Mary and Joseph traveling by foot. Gabrielle gave them her donkey. (XWP "A Solstice Carol")
- Jesus was Arlene Cuddy's much younger lover in the Season 7 episode Family Practice. He was an unseen character.
- Jesus is the central figure to Christianity. His story is told in the Christian Bible. During his life as a carpenter, he taught about the way of God and preached forgiveness and salvation before being crucified (the cross is a symbol of Christianity because of this) to atone for the sins of the world. After a three-day and period in Hell where he declared victory over Satan, he was resurrected. He then spent a period of forty days on Earth after his resurrection which ended in his ascension to Heaven. It is said that he will one day return to Earth to judge the living and the dead.
- Jesus Christus (der gesalbte) von Nazareth war ein Zimmermannssohn aus Galiläa. Er wurde Stifter der christlichen Glaubenslehre. In Assassin's Creed wird er als Besitzer eines, wenn nicht sogar mehreren Edensplittern, genannt: Das Tuch: Mit dem er von den Toten "auferstand" und kranke Menschen heilen konnte Der Stab: mit dem er die Menschen führen konnte Einer der Äpfel: der es ihm ermöglichte u.a. Wasser in Wein zu verwandeln Wodurch er für Beobachter göttlich gewirkt haben muss.
- Eine Jesusfigur gab J.D. Tipps über sein ungeborenes Kind.
- God!
- The son of Bob, sent down to earth to bring back nachos and a pack of cigs for his old man. Instead ran around the earth performing miracles, gathering disciples and even starting his own black magic cult (christianity). Got p00nz3d by the romans and failed to bring back anything edible or smokable. Bob then ripped his head off and replaced it with a dinosaur's and sent him back to earth as raptor jesus where he remains to this day. Moral of the story: if god sends you out for a pack of cigs and some nachos you better fucking bring him a box of cubans and best damn nachos known to mankind.
- Jesus is lord
- Jesus was resurrected on Ostara’s feast day.
- Jesus (ジーザス) is a completed manga written by Nanatsuki Kyoichi and illustrated by Fujiwara Yoshihide which run in Weekly Shōnen Magazine from 1992 to 1995.
- Jesus Trunchez är en av de tre bröderna Trunchez och tillika en mindre karaktär i GTA IV. Han och hans två bröder, Javier och José fick år 2000 ta över strippklubben the Triangle Club efter Dwayne Forge. När han år 2008 kommer ut ur fängelset så vägrar dock de tre att lämna tillbaka klubben i hans ägo, varpå han i uppdraget "Klä av för att döda" ("Undress to Kill") skickar Niko för att döda de tre bröderna, vilket om man klarar uppdraget lyckas. Kategori:Mindre framträdande personer Kategori:Bröderna Trunchez
- Jesus 「ジーザス Jesus?」 es un manga creado por Nanatsuki Kyoichi y publicado en Weekly Shōnen Magazine desde 1992 hasta 1995, contando con 13 volúmenes.
- Jesus Christ is a meme on 2b2t. He is often shown in videos saying "divine" things. The first Jesus video was uploaded in July 2, 2016, titled Rusher.m4v. A second Jesus video entitled Jesus visits 2b2t was uploaded in February 17, 2017. It should be noted that the two Jesus videos are completely different, however still fall under the same meme.
- jesusss
- Virus.DOS.Jesus or Jesus is a virus that runs on MS-DOS. This virus has 2 versions:
* Virus.DOS.Jesus.1215
* Virus.DOS.Jesus.1258
- Jesus wears a robe around his body and has a red sheet covering part of it. He has a brown bushy beard and long hair. A halo is constantly above his head to symbolise his holy nature.
- Whoops - Were you looking for Chicken? He shows up at Sunday Mass as bread and wine. People love Him so much they'll eat him. Obey.
- Jesus Christ(/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Iesous; 7–2 BC to AD 30–33), also referred to as Jesus of Nazareth, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of God. Christianity regards Jesus as the awaited Messiah (or "Christ") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Jesus Christ, a name that is also used in non-Christian context.
- Martyr of the Eternal Pagan Church. Accused of Heresy, sentenced to death by crucifiction.
- Jesus(イエスIesu) is a key figure in Steel Ball Run. Appearing in proximity to the Saint Corpse Parts, although never confirmed as such, this figure is named once as and heavily implied to represent the biblical and much-venerated Son of God in Christianity, Jesus Christ.
- Jesus is presumably a human, but the only fact known about this person is that he would have given Sam Witwicky a dishonestly inflated grade to trick Sam's father into buying Sam a car.
- From [[w:|]][[Category: derivations|Jesus]] Ἰησοῦς from [[w:|]][[Category: derivations|Jesus]] [[ישוע#|ישוע]]. The Greek text makes no distinction between Jesus and Joshua, referring to them both as Ἰησοῦς. The Latin Vulgate is likely the earliest to make a distinction, referring to Jesus as Iesus and Joshua as Iosias.
- After the Grayson Civil War, the Faithful, or Masadans, took the New Testament out of their holy scripture and decided that if Jesus had been the true Messiah, he would not have let technology become evil, thus disclaiming his divinity. (HH2)
- Jesus ist eine Minifigur der Baureihe Lone Ranger. Die Minifigur ist im April 2013 erschienen. Er ist ein Bandit.
- Paul Monroe, more commonly known as "Jesus", is a main character first encountered in Issue 91 of Image Comics' The Walking Dead and is a survivor and resident who lived in the Hilltop Colony which held almost two hundred other survivors. Jesus now resides in the Alexandria Safe-Zone, but eventually was forced back to the Hilltop Colony. While initially mistrusted by Rick Grimes and his group, he eventually gains their respect as a valued comrade. He currently serves as one of Maggie Greene's advisor and right-hand man at Hilltop, alongside Dante.
- Jesus or Jashua was a Jew who is said to have lived in the first century CE. Jesus is also referred to as Jesus of Nazareth though historians question whether there was a city or even a hamlet called Nazareth at the time. One single house aparently was found. Christians believe Jesus was G-d based on material that was written at least forty years after his the time by his supporters. According to Judaism the true Messiah must
- The principal sources of information regarding Jesus' life and teachings are the four canonical gospels, especially the Synoptic Gospels, though some scholars believe texts such as the Gospel of Thomas are also relevant. Critical Biblical scholars and historians believe that the New Testament is useful for reconstructing Jesus' life. He was a Jew who was regarded as a teacher and healer: it is believed that he was baptized by John the Baptist, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman Prefect of Judaea, Pontius Pilate, on the charge of sedition against the Roman Empire.
- *Attention this is nothing but a joke in my spare time nothing is to be taken seriously Jesus isn't that savior you think he is. I know the bible says he's almighty but he's not. As a matter of fact. I think jesus may just be a creppy pedifile. He has touched many children. As he has touched adults. I am not interested in seeing his second cumming ok. He's touched me far enough. He wasn't very wise either. Gambling with jews. Not the best idea i mean really. Jesus wasn't really murdered. The real story is he was gambling with some jews. He was playing a game with dice. He lost.
- Jesus, also known as Jesus of Nazareth or Jesus Christ, was the central figure of Christianity, regarded by most Christian denominations as the son of God, born of a human mother, Mary. He was considered an important prophet in Islam. There was a stained glass window in the Parish Church of St. Clementine in Godric's Hollow which depicted Jesus along with the authors of the four books of the Gospel (Matthew, Mark, Luke and John).
- Sup, brokis! Jesus here with some pretty rad news. I like just got a page on this new Wiki called "This Are Important Stuff." WICKET SWEET!!!!1 But, I'm kinda peeved that I'm getting all this hype for the boring junk I did like walking on water. I was all like =_= and everyone else was like @_@ and I was like ^_______^''' But anyway, I would like to give a shout-out to all my homes in Bethlehem and Jerusalem, yeah, I'm dead, but Heaven ROCKS. They have like a pool of MARSHMALLOW FLUFF. You know, the stuff you make fluffernutters with? Anyone who doesn't know, that peanut butter and marshmallow.
- Jesus is believed to have lived from about 4 B.C.E., to 29/33 C.E. He grew up in the Middle East, around the Galiean district of Israel. He was a preacher of reformation amongst the Jewish poluation, gaining a small, dedicated following. His criticisms of those with power earned him the ire of local leaders. They evenutally had him crucified by the the Roman governor Pontius Pilate. Chistians generally beleive more about Jesus, believeing he ressurected after his death and serves now as their savior. Muslims usually believe he was another prophet of God, rejecting the claim of his ressurection. Two main contemporary sources mention Jesus. Josephus mentions him twice, once when mentioning James, Jesus brothers' death and a second time in what is called the Testimonium Flavianum, which is qu
- Jesus ([ʒesus] en IPA) o Iexua ([jeʃua] en IPA) es la Fio de Dio (Iaue, o YHWH en ivri) en cristianisme. El es la person tre de la Trinia. On crede ce Jesus ia nase entre 18 e 3 aec (o "ante Cristo") en Betlehem, Iudea (aora Israel). Jesus ia fa miracles: el ia cambia acua a vino, ia revive persones mor (Lazaro, la fia de Jairus, la fio de un vidua, e Jesus se mesma), ia nuri 5000 e 4000 poplas, ia pasea sur acua, ia sani sordas, siecas, mudas, etc. Jesus ia fa ance estraes de demones. El ia ave 12 apostoles.
- Yeshua, supposed son of a carpenter (or joiner) named Yosef and a young woman (possibly a virgin) named Maryam, born in Nazareth (or Bethlehem) in Roman Israel, some time between 8 BC/BCE and 6 AD/CE. He began preaching in Palestine aged around thirty. His message was mainly of love, peace, mercy, kindness, charity, forgiveness and compassion, and he is said to have performed several miracles. Accused of defying Mosaic law, he was executed by crucifixion in Jerusalem around 30 AD/CE. Trope Namer for: Also directly inspired the following tropes: And, indirectly:
- The principal sources of information regarding Jesus' life and teachings are the four canonical gospels, especially the Synoptic Gospels, though some scholars argue such texts as the Gospel of Thomas and the Gospel of the Hebrews are also relevant. __TOC__
- Jesus, also known as Jesus of Nazareth, or Jesus Christ, is the central figure of Christianity. Christians believe that he was the Son of God and Messiah prophesied in the Hebrew Old Testament, and that after his execution by Roman officials, he rose from the dead, offering salvation to mankind.
- He tholed beating and amansing before his death by roodfastening at the hands of the Romers and at the bidding of Jewish holy men. After three days, his followers hold, he rose from the dead; more late he rose up into heaven. Four books, known as Gospels (Godspells), were written to tell about his life. Also, the writings by Saint Paul of Tarsus tell about these outcomes.
- Jesus Christ, the Savior, also known as Jebus and affectionally Jeb by Krinkels, is a major character in the Madness Combat series. He serves as the main antagonist against Hank J. Wimbleton in the first five episodes of the series and as the protagonist in Madness Inundation, Incident: 110A, Incident: 111A and for a segment of Incident: 1000A. Jesus has been killed 5 times in the canon (3 times by Hank, once by Tricky, and for the last time during the upstart of the normality restoration). He has killed over 248 people in the series. Krinkels has said that Jesus went "the way of the Sheriff," meaning that he won't return.
- Jesus ist ein total irrer Typ - lässiges Outfit (einteiliges Sackgewand und dazu die legendären Jesus-Latschen) und immer 'n coolen Spruch auf Lager sind seine Markenzeichen. Immer hat er seine Dickmilch mit und teilt sie gern mit allen anderen. Wenn es uns mal langweilig wird, bricht er irgend so eine Diskussion vom Zaun und wenn wir nicht so richtig mitmachen, schiebt er noch 'n Wunder nach. Das ist echt Spitze. Da wir manchmal etwas schwer von Capé sind, erklärt er alles nochmal und hat auch immer ein Gleichnis parat, das es auch die ganz einfältigen Seelen kapieren. einer der Ihn gut kennt
- Jesus (8-2 BC – 29-36 AD), also known as Jesus Christ, Jesus of Nazareth, Jesus the Nazarene or even Jesus Christ of Nazareth, is the Son of God and God himself too in the means of prupose(John 10:30). Christ is a Greek title meaning One who is Anointed, corresponding to the Hebrew term Messiah. Therefore, the title "Jesus Christ" means Jesus the Anointed One.
- Jesus war der beliebteste Schotte. Geboren im Jahre Null als Ewan McJoseph von Joseph McNerd als erste bezeugte Jungmännergeburt, wegen der noch heute alle Schotten Rock tragen, in gewisser Erwartung, dass Jesus bei seiner Wiederkehr erneut spontan in Schottland von einem zufällig ausgewählten Schotten geboren wird. Er verbrachte die ersten Lebensjahre in den schottischen Highlands. Papa emeritus Benedikt XVI. bescheinigte Jesus in seiner Osterpredigt 2015 "...Jesus war ein Highlander...", was von der Ärztekammer zwar als "war ein Heilender (ohne Approbation)", also als Affront verstanden wurde, aufgrunddessen die gesamte kassenärztliche Vereinigung aus der Kirche austrat, aber von einem christlichen Politiker mit schottischem Migrationshintergrund namens McAllister bestätigt wurde. Theolo
- Jesus (Arabic: عیسی) was a Messenger of God and the Masih who was sent to guide the Children of Israel, (banī isrā'īl) with a new scripture, the Injīl or Gospel. The Qur'an (Koran), considered by Muslims to be God's final and authoritative revelation to mankind, mentions Jesus twenty-five times. It states that Jesus was born to Mary as the result of virginal conception, a miraculous event which occurred by the decree of God. To aid in his ministry to the Jewish people, Jesus was given the ability to perform miracles, all by the permission of God rather than of his own power. According to the Qur'an, Jesus was neither killed nor crucified, but rather he was ascended to heaven (jannah). Islamic tradition and commentaries state that he will return to earth near the day of judgment to restore
- Der Sohn vom Chef höchstpersönlich. Gründete eher aus Versehen eine Weltreligion. Sorgte bei der Hochzeit von Kanaa für ein erstklassiges Besäufnis und wurde als Säufer und Viel-Fresser beschimpft. Umgab sich gerne mit zwielichtigem Gesindel und Huren. Wurde von den religiösen und staatlichen Mächten umgebracht, was ihn allerdings nicht aufgehalten hat. Tja. War einer der ersten Hippies der Weltkultur, noch bevor es Hippies überhaupt gab. Hat zwar nicht "Make love, not war!" erfunden, hätte es aber erfinden können. Außerdem: Erfinder der Jesuslatschen! Auch bekannt als Jemus
- Jesus er en jamaikansk pusher som døde av Kennel Hoste. Jesus var blodig avhening av snus og gress.Jesus er kjent som den homosexuelle pedofile mannen med hvit fin kjole og hippie sveis. Alkoholen var jo alles fiende, derfor "elsk din fiende" Derfor ble det mange fulle folk i verden. For å kunne skaffe penger nok til all spriten, var Jesus nødt til å skaffe til veier 30 gullpenger hver eneste dag. Han var Maria Magdalenas hallik, han smuglet også vin og narkotika til Norge. Jesus startet til og med en gartnerkjede. Ikke engang den lukrative smuglingen gav Jesus inntekter nok til å dekke behovet sitt. Derfor begynnte han som på sin karriere som historieforteller og svindler. Med tiden samlet han et følge på 12 personer. Med så mange medhjelpere ble det ikke vanskelig å utføre stunts som for
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| abstract | - Jesus of Nazareth (7-2 BCE—26-36 CE), also known as Lord Jesus Christ, Jesus H. Christ, Issa, and Jeebus is the central figure of Christianity. According to mainstream Christian mythology, Jesus is the son of God and God simultaneously, making God his own father. Mainstream Christians also hold that Jesus was crucified by the Romans. Christians believe Jesus rose from the dead some time later, making him a Jewish zombie, therefore meaning mainstream Christians believe God is a cosmic Jewish zombie who is his own father.
- Jesus was the child of Mary and Joseph. Iolaus, Uris and Trinculos were guided to the birthplace of Jesus in Bethos by strange images in their dreams. (HTLJ "A Star to Guide Them") Later, Xena and Gabrielle encountered Jesus, Mary and Joseph traveling by foot. Gabrielle gave them her donkey. (XWP "A Solstice Carol")
- Jesus war der beliebteste Schotte. Geboren im Jahre Null als Ewan McJoseph von Joseph McNerd als erste bezeugte Jungmännergeburt, wegen der noch heute alle Schotten Rock tragen, in gewisser Erwartung, dass Jesus bei seiner Wiederkehr erneut spontan in Schottland von einem zufällig ausgewählten Schotten geboren wird. Er verbrachte die ersten Lebensjahre in den schottischen Highlands. Papa emeritus Benedikt XVI. bescheinigte Jesus in seiner Osterpredigt 2015 "...Jesus war ein Highlander...", was von der Ärztekammer zwar als "war ein Heilender (ohne Approbation)", also als Affront verstanden wurde, aufgrunddessen die gesamte kassenärztliche Vereinigung aus der Kirche austrat, aber von einem christlichen Politiker mit schottischem Migrationshintergrund namens McAllister bestätigt wurde. Theologen fanden mittels historischkritischer Methode schließlich den Beweis: Jesus war geizig wie es nur Schotten sind. Überall ließ er sich einladen. Aber man ließ ihn gern ins Haus - er war ein Gentleman-Schnorrer. Jesus war sein Künstlername, und um sich scharte er Leute, die jünger waren als er, und nannte sie spaßeshalber immer "Jünger". So gab es etliche Missverständnisse mit den unerfahrenen Jünglingen. So war Jesus überall willkommen und wurde eingeladen, doch beim Vater des Judas gab es ein peinliches Missverständnis. Der war nämlich Gastwirt und sein Sohn Judas klärte ihn nicht auf, dass Jesus überall für umme isst. Der Vater dachte also, Jesus würde, wenn er zum Essen kommt, anschreiben lassen. Jahrelang türmten sich deshalb Zechschulden. Der Vater hieß den Sohn schließlich die Schulden einzutreiben. Dazu benötigte er die Hilfe römischer Besatzungssoldaten. Er verkleidete sich als Hauptmann und befahl eine zufällig daherkommende Kohorte Soldaten unter sein Kommando zwecks Geldeintreibung. Doch in Jesu Schrebergarten "Geldsehmanimma" war nix zu holen. Schon wollten die Soldaten alles nach verborgenen Schätzen umgraben, da griff Jesus zu einer List, und versprach die Kollekte von seiner Bergpredigt vollständig dem Vater des Judas zu überlassen. Doch da alle Gottesdienstbesucher geizige Schotten waren, musste sich der Vater mit bescheidenen 5 Sesterzen zufriedengeben, denn ein zweites Mal gelang dem Sohn der Coup mit den römischen Soldaten nicht. So nahm der Vater die weiße Kreide, und strich alle mit roter Kreide angeschriebenen Zechschulden mit einem großen Kreuz durch. Das Kreuz war fortan Symbol für Jesus. A propos Bergpredigt: Die 5000 Zuhörer mussten verköstigt werden, und es war auch genügend Fisch da, doch roch der schon etwas streng. Doch zum Glück gab es wieder ein Missverständnis mit den Jüngern: Statt fünf Fässern Wein kauften sie 5 Gallonen Whisky. Jesus hieß seine heimliche Geliebte, die Küchenfee Marta, den Fisch zu Fischstäbchen verarbeiten und stoßbetete zu Gott "ich will dein Sohn sein, wenn das gut geht". Es ging gut: Dank scharfem Highlander-Whisky mundete der Gammelfisch vorzüglich, ohne McZumas Rache. Gäste aus Schweden klauten sogar das Rezept. Die Schweden werden heute noch bewundert mit den Worten "Alter Schwede", weil sie alt werden, obwohl sie sowas essen. Mit einem in den Worten "selig sind die Friedfertigen" verkappten Aufruf zum Aufstand brachte Jesus seine 5000 Predigthörer zu einer Erhebung gegen die römische Herrschaft. Mit der Folge, dass die Römer eine Mauer bauen mussten, um wenigstens ihre angrenzende Provinz England zu sichern. Somit wurde Jesus zum Gründer von Schottland, das ab dann so hieß, weil es jahrhundertelang durch die Mauer abgeschottet war.
- The principal sources of information regarding Jesus' life and teachings are the four canonical gospels, especially the Synoptic Gospels, though some scholars believe texts such as the Gospel of Thomas are also relevant. Critical Biblical scholars and historians believe that the New Testament is useful for reconstructing Jesus' life. He was a Jew who was regarded as a teacher and healer: it is believed that he was baptized by John the Baptist, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman Prefect of Judaea, Pontius Pilate, on the charge of sedition against the Roman Empire. Academic debate continues regarding the chronology, the central message of Jesus' preaching, his social class, cultural environment, and religious orientation. Critical scholars have offered competing descriptions of him as a self-described messiah, as the leader of an apocalyptic movement, as an itinerant sage, as a charismatic healer, and as the founder of an independent religious movement. Most contemporary scholars of the historical Jesus consider him to have been an independent, charismatic founder of a Jewish restoration movement, anticipating an imminent apocalypse. Other prominent scholars, however, contend that his "Kingdom of God" meant radical personal and social transformation instead of a future apocalypse. Christians traditionally believe that Jesus was born of a virgin, :529-532 performed miracles, :358-359 founded the Church, rose from the dead, and ascended into heaven, :616-620 from which he will return :1091-1109 While the doctrine of the Trinity is accepted by most Christians, a few groups reject the doctrine of the Trinity, wholly or partly, as non-scriptural. Most Christian scholars today present him as the awaited Messiah and as God, arguing that he fulfilled many Messianic prophecies of the Old Testament. Judaism rejects assertions that Jesus was the awaited Messiah, arguing that he did not fulfill the Messianic prophecies in the Tanakh. In Islam, he (Arabic: عيسى, commonly transliterated as Isa) is considered one of God's important prophets, a bringer of scripture, the product of a virgin birth, and a worker of miracles. Islam also teaches that he ascended bodily to heaven without experiencing death at the crucifixion. Islam and the Baha'i Faith use the title "Messiah" for him, but do not teach that he was God incarnate.
- Jesus was Arlene Cuddy's much younger lover in the Season 7 episode Family Practice. He was an unseen character.
- Jesus Christ, the Savior, also known as Jebus and affectionally Jeb by Krinkels, is a major character in the Madness Combat series. He serves as the main antagonist against Hank J. Wimbleton in the first five episodes of the series and as the protagonist in Madness Inundation, Incident: 110A, Incident: 111A and for a segment of Incident: 1000A. Jesus has been killed 5 times in the canon (3 times by Hank, once by Tricky, and for the last time during the upstart of the normality restoration). He has killed over 248 people in the series. Krinkels has said that Jesus went "the way of the Sheriff," meaning that he won't return. Jesus is a boss enemy in the Story Mode of Madness Interactive. In Madness: Project Nexus, he is a mercenary in Arena Combat Mode. He is the playable character Dr. Christoff in the Story Mode.
- Jesus or Jashua was a Jew who is said to have lived in the first century CE. Jesus is also referred to as Jesus of Nazareth though historians question whether there was a city or even a hamlet called Nazareth at the time. One single house aparently was found. Christians believe Jesus was G-d based on material that was written at least forty years after his the time by his supporters. Jews see Jesus as a false Messiah who did not achieve what the true Messiah should achieve. Jesus may have been honestly mistaken rather than an imposter, since we know hardly anything about Jesus except what his supporters said there is no way of telling. According to Judaism the true Messiah must *Be an observant Jewish man descended from the house of King David
* Be an ordinary human being (as opposed to the Son of God)
* Bring peace to the world
* Gather all Jews back into Israel
* Rebuild the ancient Temple in Jerusalem
* Unite humanity in the worship of G-d and Torah observance Furthermore, Jews believe that G-d gave a complete and everlasting covenant to his followers in the form of the Tanakh while Christians claim that Jesus brought a new covenant. The two views are incompatible.
- Jesus ist ein total irrer Typ - lässiges Outfit (einteiliges Sackgewand und dazu die legendären Jesus-Latschen) und immer 'n coolen Spruch auf Lager sind seine Markenzeichen. Immer hat er seine Dickmilch mit und teilt sie gern mit allen anderen. Wenn es uns mal langweilig wird, bricht er irgend so eine Diskussion vom Zaun und wenn wir nicht so richtig mitmachen, schiebt er noch 'n Wunder nach. Das ist echt Spitze. Da wir manchmal etwas schwer von Capé sind, erklärt er alles nochmal und hat auch immer ein Gleichnis parat, das es auch die ganz einfältigen Seelen kapieren. Ganz besonders toll ist, dass er alle Typen, seien sie auch noch so mieß drauf, total lieb hat und für alle ein Ohr hat. Was Jesus überhaupt nicht abkann ist, wenn die hohen Herren von der Kirchenführung wieder einmal nur ans Geld denken und dabei die Ärmsten vergessen. Da kann der richtig sauer werden und wenn dann noch im Gotteshaus anstatt zu beten kräftig geschachert wird, dann setzt es bei ihm total aus und er tobt rum und haut alles platt. Insgesamt finde ich Jesus total in Ordnung und ich werde ihm wohl überall hin folgen, egal wohin es geht. Mit Jesus ist immer was los. einer der Ihn gut kennt siehe auch: Super-Jesus
- Jesus is the central figure to Christianity. His story is told in the Christian Bible. During his life as a carpenter, he taught about the way of God and preached forgiveness and salvation before being crucified (the cross is a symbol of Christianity because of this) to atone for the sins of the world. After a three-day and period in Hell where he declared victory over Satan, he was resurrected. He then spent a period of forty days on Earth after his resurrection which ended in his ascension to Heaven. It is said that he will one day return to Earth to judge the living and the dead.
- Jesus Christus (der gesalbte) von Nazareth war ein Zimmermannssohn aus Galiläa. Er wurde Stifter der christlichen Glaubenslehre. In Assassin's Creed wird er als Besitzer eines, wenn nicht sogar mehreren Edensplittern, genannt: Das Tuch: Mit dem er von den Toten "auferstand" und kranke Menschen heilen konnte Der Stab: mit dem er die Menschen führen konnte Einer der Äpfel: der es ihm ermöglichte u.a. Wasser in Wein zu verwandeln Wodurch er für Beobachter göttlich gewirkt haben muss.
- Eine Jesusfigur gab J.D. Tipps über sein ungeborenes Kind.
- God!
- The son of Bob, sent down to earth to bring back nachos and a pack of cigs for his old man. Instead ran around the earth performing miracles, gathering disciples and even starting his own black magic cult (christianity). Got p00nz3d by the romans and failed to bring back anything edible or smokable. Bob then ripped his head off and replaced it with a dinosaur's and sent him back to earth as raptor jesus where he remains to this day. Moral of the story: if god sends you out for a pack of cigs and some nachos you better fucking bring him a box of cubans and best damn nachos known to mankind.
- Jesus is believed to have lived from about 4 B.C.E., to 29/33 C.E. He grew up in the Middle East, around the Galiean district of Israel. He was a preacher of reformation amongst the Jewish poluation, gaining a small, dedicated following. His criticisms of those with power earned him the ire of local leaders. They evenutally had him crucified by the the Roman governor Pontius Pilate. Chistians generally beleive more about Jesus, believeing he ressurected after his death and serves now as their savior. Muslims usually believe he was another prophet of God, rejecting the claim of his ressurection. Two main contemporary sources mention Jesus. Josephus mentions him twice, once when mentioning James, Jesus brothers' death and a second time in what is called the Testimonium Flavianum, which is questioned on its authenticity. Tacitus mentions Jesus as well, calling his Christus. However, these references are minor and most details about his actions must be drawn from the histroy present in the Gospels, especically the Synoptic Gospels found in the Bible.
- Jesus is lord
- Jesus was resurrected on Ostara’s feast day.
- Jesus (ジーザス) is a completed manga written by Nanatsuki Kyoichi and illustrated by Fujiwara Yoshihide which run in Weekly Shōnen Magazine from 1992 to 1995.
- Jesus Trunchez är en av de tre bröderna Trunchez och tillika en mindre karaktär i GTA IV. Han och hans två bröder, Javier och José fick år 2000 ta över strippklubben the Triangle Club efter Dwayne Forge. När han år 2008 kommer ut ur fängelset så vägrar dock de tre att lämna tillbaka klubben i hans ägo, varpå han i uppdraget "Klä av för att döda" ("Undress to Kill") skickar Niko för att döda de tre bröderna, vilket om man klarar uppdraget lyckas. Kategori:Mindre framträdande personer Kategori:Bröderna Trunchez
- Jesus 「ジーザス Jesus?」 es un manga creado por Nanatsuki Kyoichi y publicado en Weekly Shōnen Magazine desde 1992 hasta 1995, contando con 13 volúmenes.
- Jesus Christ is a meme on 2b2t. He is often shown in videos saying "divine" things. The first Jesus video was uploaded in July 2, 2016, titled Rusher.m4v. A second Jesus video entitled Jesus visits 2b2t was uploaded in February 17, 2017. It should be noted that the two Jesus videos are completely different, however still fall under the same meme.
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- Virus.DOS.Jesus or Jesus is a virus that runs on MS-DOS. This virus has 2 versions:
* Virus.DOS.Jesus.1215
* Virus.DOS.Jesus.1258
- Jesus wears a robe around his body and has a red sheet covering part of it. He has a brown bushy beard and long hair. A halo is constantly above his head to symbolise his holy nature.
- Jesus (Arabic: عیسی) was a Messenger of God and the Masih who was sent to guide the Children of Israel, (banī isrā'īl) with a new scripture, the Injīl or Gospel. The Qur'an (Koran), considered by Muslims to be God's final and authoritative revelation to mankind, mentions Jesus twenty-five times. It states that Jesus was born to Mary as the result of virginal conception, a miraculous event which occurred by the decree of God. To aid in his ministry to the Jewish people, Jesus was given the ability to perform miracles, all by the permission of God rather than of his own power. According to the Qur'an, Jesus was neither killed nor crucified, but rather he was ascended to heaven (jannah). Islamic tradition and commentaries state that he will return to earth near the day of judgment to restore justice and defeat al-Masīḥ ad-Dajjāl ("the false messiah", also known as the Antichrist). Like all prophets in Islam, Jesus is considered to have been a Muslim by the term's definition; i.e., one who submits to the will of God, as he preached that his followers should adopt the "straight path" as commanded by God. Islam rejects the Christian view that Jesus was God incarnate or the son of God, that he was ever crucified or resurrected, or that he ever atoned for the sins of mankind. The Qur'an says that Jesus himself never claimed any of these things, and it furthermore indicates that Jesus will deny having ever claimed divinity at the Last Judgment, and Allah will vindicate him. The Qur'an emphasizes that Jesus was a mortal human being who, like all other prophets, had been divinely chosen to spread God's message. Islamic texts forbid the association of partners with God (shirk), emphasizing a strict notion of monotheism; i.e., God's divine oneness (tawhīd). Numerous titles are given to Jesus in the Qur'an, such as al-Masīḥ ("the messiah; the anointed one" i.e. by means of blessings), although this particular term does not correspond with the meaning given to it by Christians. Arabic-speaking Christians refer to Jesus as Yasu (Arabic script يسوع). Jesus is seen in Islam as a precursor to Muhammad, and is believed by Muslims to have foretold the latter's coming.
- Der Sohn vom Chef höchstpersönlich. Gründete eher aus Versehen eine Weltreligion. Sorgte bei der Hochzeit von Kanaa für ein erstklassiges Besäufnis und wurde als Säufer und Viel-Fresser beschimpft. Umgab sich gerne mit zwielichtigem Gesindel und Huren. Wurde von den religiösen und staatlichen Mächten umgebracht, was ihn allerdings nicht aufgehalten hat. Tja. War einer der ersten Hippies der Weltkultur, noch bevor es Hippies überhaupt gab. Hat zwar nicht "Make love, not war!" erfunden, hätte es aber erfinden können. Außerdem: Erfinder der Jesuslatschen! Merkmale: Hat immer einige junge Männer um sich (Jünger genannt) die ihn halt toll finden und mit ihm mitlaufen. Die Frauen, die auch dabei waren, werden meist gerne bzw. lieber verschwiegen. Hobbys: Mit vielen Prostituierten und viel Wein feiern... naja... das kann man jetzt toll und bewundernswert finden, muss man aber nicht. und McHammerl, du hast das wichtigste vergessen: Wegen dem Kerl gibts jedes Jahr an Weihnachten so ein tolles Krippenspiel wo ich immer ein klatschendes Marktweib war! :) Stimmt, außerdem verdanken wir ihm die Weihnachts-, Oster- und Pfingstferien. Ein bißchen auch die Allerheiligenferien. Er hat am 24. Dezember Geburtstag. Oder am 25... das hab ich nie so ganz verstanden... naja aber eigentlich schlüpft an dem Tag nur ein dicker Mann mit dickem weißen Bart (hinter dem versteckt sich eine Faust bla bla) und der zwängt sich durch die Kamine der Welt. Dazu hält er die Zeit auf der Welt an mit einer hochkomplizierten Zeitanhaltemaschiene. Diese wurde von derselben Firma entwickelt die auch schon McHammerl erschaffen hat und den Ballsfader. Auch bekannt als Jemus Hat viele Fans, u.a. die Jesus Skins
- Jesus, also known as Jesus of Nazareth or Jesus Christ, was the central figure of Christianity, regarded by most Christian denominations as the son of God, born of a human mother, Mary. He was considered an important prophet in Islam. There was a stained glass window in the Parish Church of St. Clementine in Godric's Hollow which depicted Jesus along with the authors of the four books of the Gospel (Matthew, Mark, Luke and John). One of the known works by artist Haniball Carathi was a "little piece" depicting "our Ladie" (i.e., Mary) with the presumably infant Jesus "upon her right hand." A catalogue listing for this work was incorporated into the label of the Belch Powder box.
- Sup, brokis! Jesus here with some pretty rad news. I like just got a page on this new Wiki called "This Are Important Stuff." WICKET SWEET!!!!1 But, I'm kinda peeved that I'm getting all this hype for the boring junk I did like walking on water. I was all like =_= and everyone else was like @_@ and I was like ^_______^''' But anyway, I would like to give a shout-out to all my homes in Bethlehem and Jerusalem, yeah, I'm dead, but Heaven ROCKS. They have like a pool of MARSHMALLOW FLUFF. You know, the stuff you make fluffernutters with? Anyone who doesn't know, that peanut butter and marshmallow. Anyway, one day God and I were chillin' out eaten fluffernutters when he was all "!זה טוב" and I was like, "!כן, אנחנו צריכים לוודא שאף אחד לא יכול לקבל את זה במקום אחר" And he was all "!אני להמציא בטן אלרגיות" And so, he gave some peeps peanut allergies and made some more fluffernutters. It was a pretty rad day. Peace Out, Jesus. P.S.: Easter is coming up, bros. Gonna do anything cool over break? Text me.
- He tholed beating and amansing before his death by roodfastening at the hands of the Romers and at the bidding of Jewish holy men. After three days, his followers hold, he rose from the dead; more late he rose up into heaven. Four books, known as Gospels (Godspells), were written to tell about his life. Also, the writings by Saint Paul of Tarsus tell about these outcomes. In the tale, his foe, Satan, is said to one day mislead even the highest thinkers and those in high standings with slight outwitting, bilding to be with god. He knows of god's works and will even speak or write about them, though it is swith to fool sheep into believing he is swith a rotherer of the light. He even will fop rotherers in heaven, by showing them his ways and leering them to be holy and good. At the end, however, the High Rotherer Michael will rise up and hild this wicked nadder till the hirler is swinned and the holy one, who will be riding on a horse, nighs again. The holy one will have upon his breastdish the name "Truth and Righthood" and will slay the wicked one.
- Whoops - Were you looking for Chicken? He shows up at Sunday Mass as bread and wine. People love Him so much they'll eat him. Obey.
- Jesus Christ(/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Iesous; 7–2 BC to AD 30–33), also referred to as Jesus of Nazareth, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of God. Christianity regards Jesus as the awaited Messiah (or "Christ") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Jesus Christ, a name that is also used in non-Christian context.
- Martyr of the Eternal Pagan Church. Accused of Heresy, sentenced to death by crucifiction.
- The principal sources of information regarding Jesus' life and teachings are the four canonical gospels, especially the Synoptic Gospels, though some scholars argue such texts as the Gospel of Thomas and the Gospel of the Hebrews are also relevant. Most critical scholars in biblical studies believe that some parts of the New Testament are useful for reconstructing Jesus' life, agreeing that Jesus was a Jew who was regarded as a teacher and healer, that he was baptized by John the Baptist, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman Prefect of Judaea, Pontius Pilate, on the charge of sedition against the Roman Empire. Aside from these few conclusions, academic debate continues regarding the chronology, the central message of Jesus' preaching, his social class, cultural environment, and religious orientation. Scholars offer competing descriptions of Jesus as the awaited Messiah, as a self-described Messiah, as the leader of an apocalyptic movement, as an itinerant sage, as a charismatic healer, and as the founder of an independent religious movement. Christians predominantly believe that Jesus is the "Son of God" (generally meaning that he is God the Son, the second person in the Trinity) who came to provide salvation and reconciliation with God by his death for their sins. Other Christian beliefs include Jesus' virgin birth, performance of miracles, ascension into Heaven, and a future Second Coming. While the doctrine of the Trinity is accepted by most Christians, a few groups reject the doctrine of the Trinity, wholly or partly, as non-scriptural. In Islam, Jesus (Arabic: عيسى, commonly transliterated as Isa) is considered one of God's important prophets, a bringer of scripture, and a worker of miracles. Jesus is also called "Messiah", but Islam does not teach that he was divine. Islam teaches that Jesus ascended bodily to heaven without experiencing the crucifixion and resurrection, rather than the traditional Christian belief of the death and resurrection of Jesus. __TOC__
- Jesus er en jamaikansk pusher som døde av Kennel Hoste. Jesus var blodig avhening av snus og gress.Jesus er kjent som den homosexuelle pedofile mannen med hvit fin kjole og hippie sveis. Alkoholen var jo alles fiende, derfor "elsk din fiende" Derfor ble det mange fulle folk i verden. For å kunne skaffe penger nok til all spriten, var Jesus nødt til å skaffe til veier 30 gullpenger hver eneste dag. Han var Maria Magdalenas hallik, han smuglet også vin og narkotika til Norge. Jesus startet til og med en gartnerkjede. Ikke engang den lukrative smuglingen gav Jesus inntekter nok til å dekke behovet sitt. Derfor begynnte han som på sin karriere som historieforteller og svindler. Med tiden samlet han et følge på 12 personer. Med så mange medhjelpere ble det ikke vanskelig å utføre stunts som for eksempel å helbrede spedalske mennesker. Måten de som regel gjorde det på, var at en av medhjelperene løp inn i byen kvelden før Jesus skulle komme. Han kledde seg i filler og sminket på seg sår, slik at han så spedalsk ut. Dagen etter kom Jesus, og med brask og bram "helbredet" han sin spedalske venn. Når det var gjort, klappet alle tilskuerene og gav Jesus pengegaver. Etter et slikt stunt plantet han alltid et aprikostre og risset inn i barken; "Jesus was here", "flotte aprikostrær tilsalgs" og "knull til hun er full, -Magdalena er billig og braBM Jesus" . Under denne perioden pleide Jesus og Lucifer(Satan) å samles på onsdagskveldene for å lage helvette i historien. Da satt som regel Magnus å spilte rock musikk for dem. Disse stuntene gav etter hvert Jesus ry til å kunne gjøre litt av hvert. Grunnen til at Bibelen inneholder feil som for eksempel at Jesus gikk på vannet,og andre litt for utrolige sprell, er at det var Kjell Magne Bondevik som skrev den i en litt for ruset tilstand. Kjell Mangne hadde kompisrabatt på spriten, og fikk stadig vekk litt for mye. Det gikk ofte rundt for ham. Engang han og Jesus hadde pimpet og drukket hele kvelden, måtte Jesus lette på trykket. Han gikk ned til vannet, og i det han slapp ut trykker stønnet han; "ÅÅÅÅ gud "og "FADERN" like etterpå da strålen traff leggen hans. I rusen tolket Kjell Magne at Jesus sa at gud var hans far. Og hvis Jesus sier at Gud var hans far, så stemte det, mente Bondevik. For Jesus var til å stole på, han var spriten! Jesus levde hardt, og døde ung. Han ble et offer for en litt for hard S&M lek med noen Romerske soldater. Jesus' siste ord var: "I'll be back!!! and when I'll be back, I will fuck all the guys on earth. Cause McGyver told me so And you all know that he's the brain of all brains!" From Ikkepedia , a Wikia wiki.
- Jesus (8-2 BC – 29-36 AD), also known as Jesus Christ, Jesus of Nazareth, Jesus the Nazarene or even Jesus Christ of Nazareth, is the Son of God and God himself too in the means of prupose(John 10:30). Christ is a Greek title meaning One who is Anointed, corresponding to the Hebrew term Messiah. Therefore, the title "Jesus Christ" means Jesus the Anointed One. The main sources of information regarding Jesus' life and teachings are the four canonical Gospels of the New Testament, generally dated after 60 AD. Most scholars in the fields of Biblical Studies and history agree that Jesus was a Jewish teacher from Galilee, was regarded as a healer, and on the orders of Roman Governor Pontius Pilate was sentenced to death by crucifixion for the alleged or implied crime of sedition against Rome. Christian views of Jesus (known as Christology) are both diverse and complex. Most Christians are Trinitarian and affirm the Nicene Creed believing that Jesus is both the Son of God and God made incarnate, sent to provide salvation and reconciliation with God by atoning for the sins of humanity. Other Christian groups do not believe that the Nicene Creed correctly interprets Scripture, although they are not always recognized as Christians by Trinitarians. A resume of Jesus's life is that He was born of a virgin, crucified and entombed, resurrected on the third day of death and after 40 days He ascended into Heaven where he resides with God the Father until the Second Coming in the Last Days. During all of his time in Earth, Jesus fulfilled Biblical prophecy.
- Jesus(イエスIesu) is a key figure in Steel Ball Run. Appearing in proximity to the Saint Corpse Parts, although never confirmed as such, this figure is named once as and heavily implied to represent the biblical and much-venerated Son of God in Christianity, Jesus Christ.
- Jesus, also known as Jesus of Nazareth, or Jesus Christ, is the central figure of Christianity. Christians believe that he was the Son of God and Messiah prophesied in the Hebrew Old Testament, and that after his execution by Roman officials, he rose from the dead, offering salvation to mankind. All information about the life of Jesus comes exclusively from the four Gospels of the New Testament. Tradition holds that His conception and birth to a Jewish mother (believed to be around 4 BC) were immaculate. During his youth he worked as a carpenter before becoming a wandering preacher. His ministry took place in Judea and Galilee in Palestine. Through His ministry, Jesus accomplished miracles, championed the poor, and taught about the Kingdom of Heaven. After arriving in Jerusalem during a Passover gathering, possibly in AD 30, Jesus was betrayed by an Apostle named Judas and arrested by Roman authorities for claiming to be a king and inciting a resistance movement against Roman rule. He was soon sentenced to death by Roman governor Pontius Pilate, and crucified. However, the Apostles later claimed that they encountered Jesus alive again three days after his death; this doctrine of Resurrection is the central tenet of Christianity.
- Jesus is presumably a human, but the only fact known about this person is that he would have given Sam Witwicky a dishonestly inflated grade to trick Sam's father into buying Sam a car.
- From [[w:|]][[Category: derivations|Jesus]] Ἰησοῦς from [[w:|]][[Category: derivations|Jesus]] [[ישוע#|ישוע]]. The Greek text makes no distinction between Jesus and Joshua, referring to them both as Ἰησοῦς. The Latin Vulgate is likely the earliest to make a distinction, referring to Jesus as Iesus and Joshua as Iosias.
- *Attention this is nothing but a joke in my spare time nothing is to be taken seriously Jesus isn't that savior you think he is. I know the bible says he's almighty but he's not. As a matter of fact. I think jesus may just be a creppy pedifile. He has touched many children. As he has touched adults. I am not interested in seeing his second cumming ok. He's touched me far enough. He wasn't very wise either. Gambling with jews. Not the best idea i mean really. Jesus wasn't really murdered. The real story is he was gambling with some jews. He was playing a game with dice. He lost. So he decided to open up a can o' whop ass on the jews. Of course knowing jews the told him as punishment. They wanted to play a kinky game. They tied him up. Got frisky. Whipped him a few times. Then let him go. The bible was really a book about him. That jesus made. I mean really some people belive the book just appeared. Did god make. If so your telling me god took a whole seven days to make the world um...thats alot work like damn i cant even mow my lawn within 3 hours. thats a pretty amazing dude. Im sure god has slaves but he takes all the credit. Back to my point. Your telling me god spent all that time making the world then he chopped his own trees down skinned em' and printed billions of copies and sold them around the world. Yeah suuuure. Oh and holy wat well that my friend is jesus piss. When jesus was about fifteen he was in his room playing video games around three o' clock in the morning and had to pee but didn't want to leave his room so he peed in a bottle he just happend to drink alot of water that day so it seemed clear. Don't you feel bad for the idiot who drank jesu s piss. Sucks for you bro
- After the Grayson Civil War, the Faithful, or Masadans, took the New Testament out of their holy scripture and decided that if Jesus had been the true Messiah, he would not have let technology become evil, thus disclaiming his divinity. (HH2)
- Jesus ist eine Minifigur der Baureihe Lone Ranger. Die Minifigur ist im April 2013 erschienen. Er ist ein Bandit.
- Paul Monroe, more commonly known as "Jesus", is a main character first encountered in Issue 91 of Image Comics' The Walking Dead and is a survivor and resident who lived in the Hilltop Colony which held almost two hundred other survivors. Jesus now resides in the Alexandria Safe-Zone, but eventually was forced back to the Hilltop Colony. While initially mistrusted by Rick Grimes and his group, he eventually gains their respect as a valued comrade. He currently serves as one of Maggie Greene's advisor and right-hand man at Hilltop, alongside Dante.
- Yeshua, supposed son of a carpenter (or joiner) named Yosef and a young woman (possibly a virgin) named Maryam, born in Nazareth (or Bethlehem) in Roman Israel, some time between 8 BC/BCE and 6 AD/CE. He began preaching in Palestine aged around thirty. His message was mainly of love, peace, mercy, kindness, charity, forgiveness and compassion, and he is said to have performed several miracles. Accused of defying Mosaic law, he was executed by crucifixion in Jerusalem around 30 AD/CE. In addition to being the founder of Christianity, and second-'biggest' prophet in Islam, Christians believe that Jesus Christ (from Christos, "annointed", from the Hebrew word Messiah) is no less than the Son of God as well as being an aspect of God Himself. The New Testament of the Christian Bible says He was crucified by Roman procurator Pontius Pilatus after being betrayed by Judas Iscariot (Yehudah of Kerioth/Yehudah the Sicarius), but returned from the dead 3 days later. Muslims dismiss the idea that any human can be the Son of God or an aspect of God, but do believe that Jesus (whose name they translate as Isa) was born of a virgin mother and will someday return to Earth. They also believe that Jesus did not die on the cross, as God intervened to prevent it, carrying Jesus's physical body to Heaven. The whole Bible (or for some only the second half, depending on your views) is mostly about Him, His life, His sayings, and His deeds ... if you're not Jewish. But then you would not have the Bible, but the Tanakh. Trope Namer for:
* Bigger Than Jesus
* Crystal Dragon Jesus
* Clone Jesus
* Everyone Is Jesus in Purgatory
* Hijacked by Jesus
* Hippie Jesus
* If Jesus, Then Aliens
* Jesus Saves
* Jesus Taboo
* Jesus Was Crazy
* Jesus Was Way Cool
* Kung Fu Jesus
* Looks Like Jesus
* No Such Thing as Space Jesus
* No Such Thing as Wizard Jesus
* Pals with Jesus
* Real Men Love Jesus Also directly inspired the following tropes:
* Away in a Manger
* Crucified Hero Shot
* Go and Sin No More
* Last Supper Steal
* The Messiah
* Messianic Archetype
* Never Accepted in His Hometown
* The Paragon
* Passion Play
* Pieta Plagiarism
* Second Coming
* Turn the Other Cheek And, indirectly:
* The Antichrist
* Anti-Anti-Christ Many books, movies and so on were made about him, among them:
* The Bible, of course.
* In particular The Four Gospels, which are specifically about Jesus' life.
* The Book of Mormon, climaxing with his post-resurrection visit to the American continent.
* Ben-Hur
* Godspell
* The Greatest Story Ever Told
* Jesus Christ Superstar
* Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
* Jesus of Nazareth
* The Last Temptation of Christ
* The Passion of the Christ
* Saint Young Men, pals with Buddha
* Life of Brian gives him a bit part in the beginning, and features a man whose life paralleled his to an extent, only with less luck.
* Lamb a very Affectionate Parody of his life as recounted by his best friend Biff.
* The Nativity Story
* The Miracle Maker The 1979 film Jesus, a word-for-word adaptation of the gospel of Luke with British actor Brian Deacon in the title role, is claimed to be the most-watched movie of all time, due largely to its global translation and distribution by Christian missionaries. Because missionaries usually show the film to people free of charge, though, accurate figures for total viewings are pretty much impossible to come by, so don't expect to see the film on "Most Watched Films" lists alongside Gone with the Wind and Avatar any time soon. For more tropes that describe Jesus, try the character page for The Four Gospels. See also: Useful Notes on Christianity, Useful Notes on Gnosticism, Useful Notes on Islam and Useful Notes on Judaism. Not to be confused with the manga Jesus, about a hitman-turned-teacher.
- Jesus ([ʒesus] en IPA) o Iexua ([jeʃua] en IPA) es la Fio de Dio (Iaue, o YHWH en ivri) en cristianisme. El es la person tre de la Trinia. On crede ce Jesus ia nase entre 18 e 3 aec (o "ante Cristo") en Betlehem, Iudea (aora Israel). La madre de Jesus ia es la virjin Maria (o Mariam). Jesus ia nase en la rena de Herode e cuando Herode ia aprende ce Jesus ia nase, el ia comanda la masacra de la inosentes. Multe persones ia crede ce 14 000 o 64 000 enfantes ia es asasinada, ma aora The Catholic Encyclopedia (La catolica ensiclopedia) dise ce ses o dudes enfantes ia es asasinada). Jesus e se parentes, Maria e Josef (o Iosef), ia fuji a Egipte. Jesus ia fa miracles: el ia cambia acua a vino, ia revive persones mor (Lazaro, la fia de Jairus, la fio de un vidua, e Jesus se mesma), ia nuri 5000 e 4000 poplas, ia pasea sur acua, ia sani sordas, siecas, mudas, etc. Jesus ia fa ance estraes de demones. El ia ave 12 apostoles.
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