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- Junior, is a flash cartoon created by Max Gilardi (HotDiggedyDemon). It is the fourth entry in the Jerry series, and is the only one to focus on Jerry's son, Junior.
- Edad Género Compañero Emblema Digi-Egg Digispirit Ocupación Parientes Conocidos Nacionalidad Aparece en Primera Aparición Ultima Aparición Junior es el protagonista de Digimon World 3. Es aficionado al fúbtol y al baloncesto. Lo controlamos durante todo el juego y aunque no se sepa mucho del él por los cortos diálogos del videojuego, se ve que es bastante decidido, efusivo y fanfarrón. No duda en creerse el mejor, pero tiene un gran sentido de la responsabilidad para salvar el mundo real y poder rescatar a todas las personas encerradas en el Digimundo. Posee los clásicos googles que tienen los líderes de las series. Categoría:Personajes Humanos Categoría:Tamers Categoría:Personajes de Digimon World 3
- Junior is an alien created by the blue Alien infecting Tucker with a parasitic embryo. He became vital to Omega's plan in Season 5.
- "Infant’s probably only a few weeks old. Never left the nest. Offspring that young, parents won’t leave it for too long." —Roland Tembo(src) Junior is one of the three Tyrannosaurs featured in the film The Lost World: Jurassic Park and the 1995 novel adaptation. Junior gets his name from his toy in Kenner's The Lost World Series 1 who has the codename of "Junior". Junior is classified as a Tyrannosaur Fawn since the Male is a Buck and the Female is a Doe. Movies=
- Junior (アツシ Atsushi?) is the protagonist of Digimon World 3. Digimons playable:
* Pack A:Kotemon Renamon Patamon
* Pack B:Monmon Renamon Agumon
* Pack C:Bearmon(Kumamon) Guilmon Patamon
* Extra:Veemon
- Junior is a character in the 1977 feature film Smokey and the Bandit, and its sequels Smokey and the Bandit II and Smokey and the Bandit, Part 3.
- Junior is a minor character from the novelization Endangered Species. Junior is a protester along with Oscar and Rune, but does not go to protest in Australia with Rune and Faith Harrington.
- Junior . He was voiced by David Cross.
- Junior is a character in Springfield of Tomorrow.
- Junior is a man who appeared in "Come Back".
- Junior is an Achievement.
- Junior is one of Buster's imaginary friends.
- Junior was a Chugawug NPC located at Seaside.
- Packs designed for younger children to enjoy.They have less cards then normal Top Trumps.
- Junior or Junior Ice Hockey is the designation given to athletes who play at the more elite levels of hockey in their teenage years. These players are generally between the ages of 16 and 20 years of age. At the age of 18 they are eligible to be drafted or invited to compete at the professional level.
- Name: Junior Run Time: 1:37 Year: 2006
- Junior McAleese is a fictional character and the central protagonist of Ambition and Limitation, acting out as one of the two main protagonists throughout the story.
- Junior apparently hates big or tiny Krabby Patties, one of the few characters who do not like them. He also does not like donuts and french fries. Instead, he likes to eat worms and ice cream with worms. He also needs to have his diaper changed a lot.
- He has brown (or sometimes reddish-brown) hair, and always wears a suit and matching slacks. The suit is dark blue-grey with a yellow shirt and orange tie underneath in the two Ouendan games, and in Elite Beat Agents it is a white suit and shirt with a grey tie, and he also wears white gloves.
- Junior ist ein Junge aus Professor Layton und die Schatulle der Pandora, der vor Dr. Andrew Schraders Wohnung in London steht.
- Junior is a regular in detention at Middleton High School. He appears to get along well with his other detention mates, Vinnie and Big Mike. Junior doesn't appear to be that intelligent. He looks into the detention room asking if it is the assembly, to which Mr. Barkin tells him to sit down because it is detention. Later, after Vinnie states that Dr. Drakken is using a Gravatomic Ray, Vinnie mixes up the name and calls it a "gravamatromic" ray. Although, in a Ron-esque moment of insight Junior is the one who states that it is a "tiny explosive device" attached to Kim Possible's nose.
- thumb|right|Senderlogo Junior Junior ist ein Fernsehsender vor allem für Kinder von 3 bis 13 Jahren. Gesendet werden Klassiker wie etwa Pippi Langstrumpf und Biene Maja sowie aktuelle Zeichentrickserien Gon, der Höhlenfratz, Anime-Serien wie Dr. Slump, Sailor Moon, Pokémon sowie Realserien und Spielfilme für Kinder, Teenager und die ganze Familie.
- Junior es un personaje secundario de la novela de Lost, Especies en Peligro. Junior es un protestante como Oscar y Rune, pero no fue a la manifestación de Australia con Rune y Faith Harrington.
- The name Junior may refer to: Individuals:
* Junior (Borg), designation given to a Borg drone by the Hansen's
* Junior (spaceborne lifeform), designation given to a spaceborne lifeform
* Q (Junior), son of Q, often referred to as "Junior" Groups:
* Junior Tribune
- "Junior" was the nickname of a female Starfleet crewmember serving aboard the Federation starship USS Enterprise-C in the 24th century. Junior perished during an attack by unknown aliens in 2332. (ST short story: "Hour of Fire")
- Dialogue >> Junior is a greedy child who appears on Monster Carnival Island. His father is Father Townie.
- C. Junior - Junior for short - is Mr. Conductor's cousin. Like his cousin, he is at a regular height on Sodor and the Magic Railroad - anywhere else, he shrinks to a height of 24 centimetres (ten inches).
- Junior (short for Dale Earnhardt, Jr. or Dale Jr.) is a character in Cars.
- Junior is one of four kids who went camping with Grover in Sing-Along Earth Songs. He seems to have had more significance than the other kids. He threw a can into the water before learning not to throw things into the water, and when he got tired of carrying his water canteen and asked Grover to carry it (along with all of the campers other heavy equipment), he considered pouring the water out just to make it lighter for Grover.
- Eitri Junior is a dwarf and the son of Edna and Eitri Sr.
- Junior is an alien, albeit a small one, created by the blue Alien who infected Tucker. It became vital to Omega's plot in Season 5. It is voiced by Jason Saldaña. <default>Junior</default> Biographical information Age Birth Died Physical description Rank Gender Armor Weapons Equipment Additional information Specialty Affiliation Notable Facts Appearances Voice Actor [Source]
- Junior is an Armisael, and the child of May June and a Hamontree's Licker.
- C. Junior (Junior for short) is Mr. Conductor's cousin. Like his cousin, he is at a regular height on Sodor and the Magic Railroad - anywhere else, he shrinks to a height of 24 centimetres (ten inches).
- Junior ist ein Fernsehsender der digitalen Pay-TV-Plattform Sky Deutschland mit Sitz in Unterföhring, Deutschland. Der Sender strahlte die ZDF-Synchronfassung der Serie [[]] aus.
- Albedo Junior Praeditos Validus de Galvan (Junior), es el hijo de Elena y Albedo, quien aparece en la dimensión futura de Ken.
- "Junior" is the eleventh episode of Static Shock. It first aired on February 10, 2001.
- Junior was a Malazan soldier serving under Sergeant Chord on the Wickan Plains.
- Junior is one of the most mysterious and bizarre characters in the ROD universe. He first meets Anita King early in the ROD TV series, but is quite shy and doesn't interact much with her. At first, he appears to be no more than a typical schoolboy of about Anita's own age.
- Junior was the name of a young Allosaurus that lived in the Land of the Lost. When Cha-Ka attempted to steal an egg to complete a Pakuni ritual, Junior hatched out. Junior first believed Holly Marshall was his parent, but soon understood that Big Alice was his mother.
- Junior est un bébé coquille Saint-Jacques recueilli par Bob et Patrick. Les deux amis le trouvent non loin de chez eux et décident de l'adopter en attendant qu'il sache voler de lui-même. Bob devient alors la mère de Junior et Patrick le père. Tandis que Patrick passe ses journées au travail pour ramener de l'argent pour payer le loyer (en fait il reste chez lui à regarder la télévision), Bob l'Eponge lui, s'occupe de toutes les tâches ménagères dans son ananas : ménage, cuisine, repassage et surtout... de Junior. 1.
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- Junior – komórka utworzona przez Maxis. Jest jednak ona wyjątkowa: jest jedyną komórką, która wychodzi z skrzeku złożonego przez Maaki. Jego umiejętności nie są zbyt wysokie. Posiada dwa rodzaje oczu: Słupkooko oraz Guzikooko. Ma także troje Wici oraz Szczękę. Jest mięsożercą, ma kolor fioletowawy, przypomina Paaka i jest jego dzieckiem.
- Junior is the grandson of Yog-Soggoth and youngest of the elder gods, but still immensely powerful. It is said that his birthing wails resounded across the galaxy and caused the breakup of the proto-continent Pangaea. After moving from the Dark Dimension to our own he became restless, and his grandfather brought in The Devil's Toybox and The Toys of Power to calm him down. Later the two of them were banished back to their home dimension by Molemen while the Toys and Toybox stayed behind. Yog-Soggoth has since tried to get them back, since Junior "will not shut up about it".
- Junior som smeknamn medlemmarna av Stargate Command gav båda Teal'cs Goa'uld symbioter. Den första symbiot gavs av Teal'c till sin son Rya'c, för att rädda sina söner liv när han kom in i puberteten, vilket kräver implantion en symbiot för sin egen överlevnad. SG-1 kunde förvärva en andra, mycket yngre symbiot på samma uppdrag, vilket sparar Teal'cs liv och trots Bra'tac initiala oro för att symbioten var för ung för implantation. Som Teal'c upptäckte när han försökte meditation med Shau'nac för att kommunicera med sin symbiot, Juniors hat för Teal'c var mycket stor. Vid ett tillfälle, tas bort Bra'tac Junior för att orsaka Rite av M'al Sharran. Junior dödades när Teal'c var tvungen att dela honom med Bra'tac efter ett bakhåll som dödade Bra'tac's symbiot och lämnade både män skadades allv
- [[Archivo:Junior.JPG|thumb|250px|Bra'tac celebración junior]] Junior era el apodo que los miembros del Comando Stargate dieron a los simbiontes de Teal'c. La primera simbionte fue dado por Teal'c a su hijo Rya'c, con el fin de salvar la vida de su hijo cuando entró en la pubertad, por lo que requiere la implantion de un simbionte por su propia supervivencia. SG-1 fue capaz de adquirir una segunda simbionte, mucho más jóvenes en la misma misión, salvando así la vida de Teal'c y pese a preocupación inicial de Bar'tac que el simbionte era demasiado joven para la implantación. Como Teal'c descubrió cuando intentó meditación Shau'nac para comunicarse con su simbionte, el odio de Junior hacía Teal'c era muy grande. En un momento dado, Bra'tac eliminó a junior para hacer el M'al Sharran. Júnior m
- Junior Richmond is a character in the quest Sea Exploration. He is an explorer who attempted to go across the Uncharted Seas to land in Piscatoris to establish a new trade route for Mishatlin. However, instead he and his crew land on a completely foriegn continent. During the quest he navigates and sails the ship, though he takes no part in the fighting. He hires the player to join the mercenaries protecting the ship. After the quest he, Steve, and Marek can all be found wandering around the ship. However, if you attempt to speak to him it will say that he is too busy at this time.
- The first symbiote which Teal'c received as a child was later given to his young son Rya'c, in order to save his son's life when he entered puberty, thus requiring the implantation in Teal'c himself of another symbiote for his own survival. SG-1 was able to acquire a second, much younger symbiote on the same mission, thus saving Teal'c's life as well despite Bra'tac's initial concern that the symbiote was too young for implantation. As Teal'c discovered when he attempted meditation with Shau'nac to communicate with his symbiote, Junior's hatred for Teal'c was very great.
- A 1994 film directed by Ivan Reitman, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as a scientist who gets pregnant. ...Wait, what? No, really. Arnold plays scientist Dr. Alex Hesse, who, with his partner Dr. Larry Arbogast (Danny DeVito), develops a drug that is supposed to help against miscarriages. After being denied research funding and a test subject, Arnold's character offers to carry the baby. Although it was initially to be a three-month test, he ends up carrying the baby to full term.
- NC: Hello, I’m the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don’t have to. And seeing how are still in the middle of Schwarzenegger Month… (The opening of “Schwarzenegger Month” with the “Put That Cookie Down” remix playing in the background is shown briefly) NC: (rubs his temples, speaking to himself) God, I’m gonna have to put up with that all month, aren’t I? (speaks normally to the camera) ...I’ve decided that I want to show you how a Schwarzenegger movie is made. (NC rolls his chair back and plays out a hypothetical discussion involving someone pitching a movie idea to a studio executive)
- Junior war ein Afrikanischer Elefantbulle aus dem israelischen Zoo Ramat Gan. Junior war die vierte Elefantengeburt im Zoo Ramat Gan bei den Afrikanischen Elefanten nach seinem Vater Yossi, seiner Mutter Lara und seiner Tante Sara. Er war der erste Nachwuchs seines selbst in Ramat Gan geborenen Vaters Yossi, der weitere 23 Kälber zeugte. Auch für Lara war er das erste Kalb. Zudem war er direkter Nachkomme eines Halbgeschwisterpaares, das von demselben Bullen (Timbo) abstammte.
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- Junior is the grandson of Yog-Soggoth and youngest of the elder gods, but still immensely powerful. It is said that his birthing wails resounded across the galaxy and caused the breakup of the proto-continent Pangaea. After moving from the Dark Dimension to our own he became restless, and his grandfather brought in The Devil's Toybox and The Toys of Power to calm him down. Later the two of them were banished back to their home dimension by Molemen while the Toys and Toybox stayed behind. Yog-Soggoth has since tried to get them back, since Junior "will not shut up about it". Charlie Ho-Tep was disliked and insulted by Junior. In Beyond the Alley of the Dolls, using the help of Sam and his Samulacra, Ho-Tep almost succeeds in reviving Junior; but is foiled when Yog-Soggoth, Sam and Max trick him into destroying the toybox. Junior presumably was destroyed or returned to the dimension. Despite Max's statement that he might have landed on/swallowed Junior, it is implied in The City that Dares Not Sleep that an overload of Max's Psychic Powers is what caused the transformation. In this sense, Yog-Soggoth's unlocking of Max's abilities in Beyond the Alley of the Dolls was the direct cause of Max transforming.
- Junior, is a flash cartoon created by Max Gilardi (HotDiggedyDemon). It is the fourth entry in the Jerry series, and is the only one to focus on Jerry's son, Junior.
- The first symbiote which Teal'c received as a child was later given to his young son Rya'c, in order to save his son's life when he entered puberty, thus requiring the implantation in Teal'c himself of another symbiote for his own survival. SG-1 was able to acquire a second, much younger symbiote on the same mission, thus saving Teal'c's life as well despite Bra'tac's initial concern that the symbiote was too young for implantation. As Teal'c discovered when he attempted meditation with Shau'nac to communicate with his symbiote, Junior's hatred for Teal'c was very great. At one point, Bra'tac removed Junior to cause the Rite of M'al Sharran. Junior was killed in February 2003 when Teal'c was forced to share him with Bra'tac following an ambush that killed Bra'tac's symbiote and left both men seriously injured. Overtaxed and unable to cope with healing two Jaffa, Junior eventually died, forcing Teal'c and Bra'tac to go on Tretonin. (SG1: "Children of the Gods", "Bloodlines", "Crossroads", "Threshold", "The Changeling")
- Edad Género Compañero Emblema Digi-Egg Digispirit Ocupación Parientes Conocidos Nacionalidad Aparece en Primera Aparición Ultima Aparición Junior es el protagonista de Digimon World 3. Es aficionado al fúbtol y al baloncesto. Lo controlamos durante todo el juego y aunque no se sepa mucho del él por los cortos diálogos del videojuego, se ve que es bastante decidido, efusivo y fanfarrón. No duda en creerse el mejor, pero tiene un gran sentido de la responsabilidad para salvar el mundo real y poder rescatar a todas las personas encerradas en el Digimundo. Posee los clásicos googles que tienen los líderes de las series. Categoría:Personajes Humanos Categoría:Tamers Categoría:Personajes de Digimon World 3
- Junior Richmond is a character in the quest Sea Exploration. He is an explorer who attempted to go across the Uncharted Seas to land in Piscatoris to establish a new trade route for Mishatlin. However, instead he and his crew land on a completely foriegn continent. During the quest he navigates and sails the ship, though he takes no part in the fighting. He hires the player to join the mercenaries protecting the ship. After the quest he, Steve, and Marek can all be found wandering around the ship. However, if you attempt to speak to him it will say that he is too busy at this time. Though he plays no part in the quest, after Colonizing he is moved from his ship to the nearby prison in Port Sarim. It still says he is too busy to talk.
- Junior is an alien created by the blue Alien infecting Tucker with a parasitic embryo. He became vital to Omega's plan in Season 5.
- "Infant’s probably only a few weeks old. Never left the nest. Offspring that young, parents won’t leave it for too long." —Roland Tembo(src) Junior is one of the three Tyrannosaurs featured in the film The Lost World: Jurassic Park and the 1995 novel adaptation. Junior gets his name from his toy in Kenner's The Lost World Series 1 who has the codename of "Junior". Junior is classified as a Tyrannosaur Fawn since the Male is a Buck and the Female is a Doe. Movies=
- Junior (アツシ Atsushi?) is the protagonist of Digimon World 3. Digimons playable:
* Pack A:Kotemon Renamon Patamon
* Pack B:Monmon Renamon Agumon
* Pack C:Bearmon(Kumamon) Guilmon Patamon
* Extra:Veemon
- Junior is a character in the 1977 feature film Smokey and the Bandit, and its sequels Smokey and the Bandit II and Smokey and the Bandit, Part 3.
- Junior war ein Afrikanischer Elefantbulle aus dem israelischen Zoo Ramat Gan. Junior war die vierte Elefantengeburt im Zoo Ramat Gan bei den Afrikanischen Elefanten nach seinem Vater Yossi, seiner Mutter Lara und seiner Tante Sara. Er war der erste Nachwuchs seines selbst in Ramat Gan geborenen Vaters Yossi, der weitere 23 Kälber zeugte. Auch für Lara war er das erste Kalb. Zudem war er direkter Nachkomme eines Halbgeschwisterpaares, das von demselben Bullen (Timbo) abstammte. Junior wurde am 19.02.1987 in Ramat Gan geboren. Er kam einige Wochen vor seinen Halbschwestern Helinka und Tammi (beide am 04.04.1987) zur Welt. Helinka stammte aus der Paarung von Yossi mit seiner anderen Halbschwester Sara. Es wird berichtet, dass Lara ihr Kalb zunächst nicht annahm, so dass Junior vorerst seiner Großmutter Atari anvertraut wurde, die ursprünglich getrennt von ihrer Tochter gehalten wurde. Daher wurden die drei Generationen zusammengeführt, um Lara zu beruhigen und mit ihrem Kalb vertraut zu machen. So begann Lara sich um ihren ersten Nachwuchs zu kümmern und sah ihre Mutter zunehmend als Konkurrentin um ihr Kalb. Fortan wuchs Junior für einige Jahre bei seiner Mutter auf. Außerdem lebten schon bald etliche Kälber mehr auf der Afrikaneranlage, da Yossi etliche weitere Kühe einschließlich seiner Mutter Bahati gedeckt hatte. Anfang 1991 kam auch Juniors Bruder Limbo zur Welt. Im Jahr nach Limbos Geburt wurde Junior als junger Bulle abgegeben. Er ging am 02.08.1992 in den französischen Peaugres-Safaripark. Dorthin folgten ihm einige Tage später seine Halbschwester Josepha, eine Tochter seiner Großmutter Bahati, die erst drei Jahre war, aber von ihrer Mutter getrennt wurde, und die Kuh Ettie, die ebenfalls ein Kalb Yossis geboren, es aber nach wenigen Tagen verloren hatte. Die Zusammensetzung der Gruppe erschließt sich nicht. In Peaugres lebte seit 1990 der junge Johntie aus dem Zoo Johannesburg (Südafrika). Die Jungtiere wuchsen dort in Gegenwart von Ettie weiter heran. 1998 kam die etwas ältere Myntrik aus dem Zoo Borås hinzu. Junior starb am 01.05.2000 im Safaripark Peaugres aus unbekannten Gründen. Myntrik wurde 2004 wegen Tuberkulose-Befundes eingeschläfert, und Johntie starb 2005. Heute leben Josepha und Ettie mit der früheren Zirkuselefantin Kenya und dem Bullen Shorty zusammen. Seine Mutter Lara ging 1994 zusammen mit ihrem jüngsten Nachwuchs, Juniors Schwester Issa (gest.), in den Howletts Wild Animal Park und weilte von 2006 bis zu ihrem Tod 2011 im Port Lympne Wild Animal Park. Überlebt hat bislang Juniors Bruder Limbo.
- Junior is a minor character from the novelization Endangered Species. Junior is a protester along with Oscar and Rune, but does not go to protest in Australia with Rune and Faith Harrington.
- Junior . He was voiced by David Cross.
- Junior is a character in Springfield of Tomorrow.
- Junior is a man who appeared in "Come Back".
- Junior is an Achievement.
- Junior is one of Buster's imaginary friends.
- Junior was a Chugawug NPC located at Seaside.
- Packs designed for younger children to enjoy.They have less cards then normal Top Trumps.
- Junior or Junior Ice Hockey is the designation given to athletes who play at the more elite levels of hockey in their teenage years. These players are generally between the ages of 16 and 20 years of age. At the age of 18 they are eligible to be drafted or invited to compete at the professional level.
- Name: Junior Run Time: 1:37 Year: 2006
- Junior est un bébé coquille Saint-Jacques recueilli par Bob et Patrick. Les deux amis le trouvent non loin de chez eux et décident de l'adopter en attendant qu'il sache voler de lui-même. Bob devient alors la mère de Junior et Patrick le père. Tandis que Patrick passe ses journées au travail pour ramener de l'argent pour payer le loyer (en fait il reste chez lui à regarder la télévision), Bob l'Eponge lui, s'occupe de toutes les tâches ménagères dans son ananas : ménage, cuisine, repassage et surtout... de Junior. Junior est un bébé très sale qu'il faut changer très souvent, si souvent que toutes les couches usagées forment une montagne impressionnante devant la maison. Patrick ne se rend pas compte de l'ampleur de la tâche et quand il rentre le soir il n'a aucune envie d'aider Bob. Forcément, ça crée des différends dans le "couple". 1.
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- Junior McAleese is a fictional character and the central protagonist of Ambition and Limitation, acting out as one of the two main protagonists throughout the story.
- Junior apparently hates big or tiny Krabby Patties, one of the few characters who do not like them. He also does not like donuts and french fries. Instead, he likes to eat worms and ice cream with worms. He also needs to have his diaper changed a lot.
- He has brown (or sometimes reddish-brown) hair, and always wears a suit and matching slacks. The suit is dark blue-grey with a yellow shirt and orange tie underneath in the two Ouendan games, and in Elite Beat Agents it is a white suit and shirt with a grey tie, and he also wears white gloves.
- Junior som smeknamn medlemmarna av Stargate Command gav båda Teal'cs Goa'uld symbioter. Den första symbiot gavs av Teal'c till sin son Rya'c, för att rädda sina söner liv när han kom in i puberteten, vilket kräver implantion en symbiot för sin egen överlevnad. SG-1 kunde förvärva en andra, mycket yngre symbiot på samma uppdrag, vilket sparar Teal'cs liv och trots Bra'tac initiala oro för att symbioten var för ung för implantation. Som Teal'c upptäckte när han försökte meditation med Shau'nac för att kommunicera med sin symbiot, Juniors hat för Teal'c var mycket stor. Vid ett tillfälle, tas bort Bra'tac Junior för att orsaka Rite av M'al Sharran. Junior dödades när Teal'c var tvungen att dela honom med Bra'tac efter ett bakhåll som dödade Bra'tac's symbiot och lämnade både män skadades allvarligt. Överbeskattade dog Junior, tvinga Teal'c och Bra'tac att gå på Tretonin. (SG1: "Children of the Gods", "Bloodlines", "Crossroads", "Threshold", "The Changeling") kategori:Återkommande SG-1 karaktär kategori:Goa'uld
- Junior ist ein Junge aus Professor Layton und die Schatulle der Pandora, der vor Dr. Andrew Schraders Wohnung in London steht.
- A 1994 film directed by Ivan Reitman, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as a scientist who gets pregnant. ...Wait, what? No, really. Arnold plays scientist Dr. Alex Hesse, who, with his partner Dr. Larry Arbogast (Danny DeVito), develops a drug that is supposed to help against miscarriages. After being denied research funding and a test subject, Arnold's character offers to carry the baby. Although it was initially to be a three-month test, he ends up carrying the baby to full term. No, really. He gives birth and everything. We get to see him all the way through the pregnancy. It's played mostly straight, but at least gives a somewhat interesting character development by breaking Hesse out of his shell. The baby also has a mother, Dr. Diana Reddin (Emma Thompson), who had donated the ovum. Hesse and Reddin start an unconventional family by the end. The movie was not terribly well-received by critics, although Roger Ebert in particular thought that it was very entertaining, and especially commended Arnold's role. The movie was a modest box office hit, earning $108,431,355 in the worldwide market. It was notably more successful in the international market than the American one, where it initially only gained $36,763,355 becoming the 39th most successful film of its year.
- Junior is a regular in detention at Middleton High School. He appears to get along well with his other detention mates, Vinnie and Big Mike. Junior doesn't appear to be that intelligent. He looks into the detention room asking if it is the assembly, to which Mr. Barkin tells him to sit down because it is detention. Later, after Vinnie states that Dr. Drakken is using a Gravatomic Ray, Vinnie mixes up the name and calls it a "gravamatromic" ray. Although, in a Ron-esque moment of insight Junior is the one who states that it is a "tiny explosive device" attached to Kim Possible's nose.
- thumb|right|Senderlogo Junior Junior ist ein Fernsehsender vor allem für Kinder von 3 bis 13 Jahren. Gesendet werden Klassiker wie etwa Pippi Langstrumpf und Biene Maja sowie aktuelle Zeichentrickserien Gon, der Höhlenfratz, Anime-Serien wie Dr. Slump, Sailor Moon, Pokémon sowie Realserien und Spielfilme für Kinder, Teenager und die ganze Familie.
- Junior es un personaje secundario de la novela de Lost, Especies en Peligro. Junior es un protestante como Oscar y Rune, pero no fue a la manifestación de Australia con Rune y Faith Harrington.
- The name Junior may refer to: Individuals:
* Junior (Borg), designation given to a Borg drone by the Hansen's
* Junior (spaceborne lifeform), designation given to a spaceborne lifeform
* Q (Junior), son of Q, often referred to as "Junior" Groups:
* Junior Tribune
- "Junior" was the nickname of a female Starfleet crewmember serving aboard the Federation starship USS Enterprise-C in the 24th century. Junior perished during an attack by unknown aliens in 2332. (ST short story: "Hour of Fire")
- Dialogue >> Junior is a greedy child who appears on Monster Carnival Island. His father is Father Townie.
- C. Junior - Junior for short - is Mr. Conductor's cousin. Like his cousin, he is at a regular height on Sodor and the Magic Railroad - anywhere else, he shrinks to a height of 24 centimetres (ten inches).
- Junior – komórka utworzona przez Maxis. Jest jednak ona wyjątkowa: jest jedyną komórką, która wychodzi z skrzeku złożonego przez Maaki. Jego umiejętności nie są zbyt wysokie. Posiada dwa rodzaje oczu: Słupkooko oraz Guzikooko. Ma także troje Wici oraz Szczękę. Jest mięsożercą, ma kolor fioletowawy, przypomina Paaka i jest jego dzieckiem. Komórka ta atakuje w grupie i w drugiej połowie etapu piątego Fazy komórki jest jedyną agresywną komórką, na tyle dużą że jest odporna na Kolce. Dobrą kontrą na te komórki jest posiadanie Trucizny lub Elektrycznej. Jedzą wszystko, nawet zwłoki Maaków. Pojawiają się gdy Maaki składają jaja lub gdy giną. Skuteczną taktyką jest porażenie ich prądem i ucieczka gdy jest on ładowany.
- Junior (short for Dale Earnhardt, Jr. or Dale Jr.) is a character in Cars.
- Junior is one of four kids who went camping with Grover in Sing-Along Earth Songs. He seems to have had more significance than the other kids. He threw a can into the water before learning not to throw things into the water, and when he got tired of carrying his water canteen and asked Grover to carry it (along with all of the campers other heavy equipment), he considered pouring the water out just to make it lighter for Grover.
- Eitri Junior is a dwarf and the son of Edna and Eitri Sr.
- Junior is an alien, albeit a small one, created by the blue Alien who infected Tucker. It became vital to Omega's plot in Season 5. It is voiced by Jason Saldaña. <default>Junior</default> Biographical information Age Birth Died Physical description Rank Gender Armor Weapons Equipment Additional information Specialty Affiliation Notable Facts Appearances Voice Actor [Source]
- Junior is an Armisael, and the child of May June and a Hamontree's Licker.
- C. Junior (Junior for short) is Mr. Conductor's cousin. Like his cousin, he is at a regular height on Sodor and the Magic Railroad - anywhere else, he shrinks to a height of 24 centimetres (ten inches).
- Junior ist ein Fernsehsender der digitalen Pay-TV-Plattform Sky Deutschland mit Sitz in Unterföhring, Deutschland. Der Sender strahlte die ZDF-Synchronfassung der Serie [[]] aus.
- NC: Hello, I’m the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don’t have to. And seeing how are still in the middle of Schwarzenegger Month… (The opening of “Schwarzenegger Month” with the “Put That Cookie Down” remix playing in the background is shown briefly) NC: (rubs his temples, speaking to himself) God, I’m gonna have to put up with that all month, aren’t I? (speaks normally to the camera) ...I’ve decided that I want to show you how a Schwarzenegger movie is made. (NC rolls his chair back and plays out a hypothetical discussion involving someone pitching a movie idea to a studio executive) NC Writer: (sits camera left) Hey, studio executive! I have an idea for a movie! NC Executive: (sits camera right, holding a cigar) A movie or a poster? NC Writer: Well, a poster, of course! NC Executive: Go on. NC Writer: I see Arnold Schwarzenegger with…children! NC Executive: We’ve seen that. NC Writer: A baby! NC Executive: That’s old. NC Writer: He’s pregnant! NC Executive: Go on. NC Writer: And on the poster he’s got, like, this huge belly and everything, then he’s just like, “Whaa?! I’m pregnant! THAT doesn’t happen!” NC Executive: That is true, that, that doesn’t happen. NC Writer: And on the poster we’ll have that short guy from “Twins” and everyone will be, like, “Hey, look! It’s that guy from ‘Twins’! And Arnold was in ‘Twins’! This must be ‘Twins’!” NC Executive: But it’s not “Twins.” NC Writer: It’s not “Twins”! NC Executive: Unless Arnold gives birth to twins. NC Writer: I didn’t even think of that! NC Executive: You got some British chick in it? NC Writer: Well, yeah, we’ve gotta class it up somehow. A British woman usually works. NC Executive: Just put in Helena Bonham Carter like we always do. NC Writer: She’s not around yet. NC Executive: Well, who is? NC Writer: Emma Thompson? NC Executive: Green-light it. NC: (now finally turns back to the camera) “Junior”! (The title screen for the movie plays, followed by a montage of clips from the movie as NC speaks) NC (voiceover): This is another one of those Arnold movies that sounds more like a satire than an actual film. It doesn’t even sound real! But it is. So sadly, it is. Arnold gets pregnant, and “hilarity” ensues. Oh, the hijinks! Oh, the hijinks. NC: So get your epidurals ready, because we’re gonna jump right into “Junior.” (The movie begins) NC (voiceover): So it starts off with Arnold in the library. NC: I’m sorry, I-I gotta steal a joke here. Hold on. (He lifts up a clip from "UHF" from below him) Announcer: Conan the Librarian! NC: (shoves the screenshot back below the screen) Sorry about that. Alright, back to the show. NC (voiceover): We see that Arnold comes across a baby in the middle of the library. Dr. Alex Hesse (Schwarzenegger): (calls out) Hello! There’s a baby. (He picks up the baby, and the baby starts urinating before it starts crying; Hesse groans in disgust at this and starts walking around with the baby still in hands as we hear enchanting music in the background) Help! NC (voiceover): Ah, yes, the enchanting pissing pants music. That’s always nice to listen to. (Cut to Hesse finding many babies sitting in the library’s armchairs and crying; cut next to Hesse waking up from his sleep in bed) NC (voiceover): (sighs) I miss the explosions. All right, so it turns out that Arnold is a brilliant scientist… NC: (holds his head in disbelief and snickers to himself once) Sorry. NC (voiceover): …who’s trying to find a way to get barren women pregnant. Hesse: The body mistakenly identifies the embryo… NC (voiceover): No, no, no, sorry, Arnold. That-that’s really not working. Hesse: (to another scientist) Get this a new blood and urine sample. NC (voiceover): No, no, I know you’re trying, but you just can’t pull off body-building scientist and take it seriously. (Cut to footage of “Batman and Robin”) Unless your wife was frozen and got some sort of freeze disease and forces you into… (A clip of Mr. Freeze in “Batman and Robin” conducting an Eskimo orchestra is shown) …actually, that didn’t work, either. Don't play scientists! Hesse: (speaking to a review board) I found conclusively that in every instance, the side effects observed were consistent with the behavioral and metabolic changes in subjects with normal un-medicated pregnancies. NC: So, in other words… Detective John Kimble (from “Kindergarten Cop”): It’s not a tumor! NC: That’s what I thought. NC (voiceover): Danny Devito is a doctor trying to help Arnold in his research, and they think they found a drug that actually works. Unfortunately, they don’t get permission to move forward by testing it on women. So Arnold plays by his own rules, breaks into the laboratory, and…locks the door. Oh, come on, that’s not the “Commando” way! (Cut briefly to a clip from “Commando” of John Matrix breaking into a surplus store with a bulldozer) You would’ve used a bulldozer to break into that place! Why? No reason. It’s just awesome! So the head of the review board—played by Frank Langella—wants to know what’s going on. Dr. Noah Banes: (to Dr. Larry Arbogast) Good news and bad news, I’m afraid. FDA decision. Wicked bad news. Dr. Larry Arbogast (Devito): They turned us down? Noah Banes: I’m afraid so. Larry Arbogast: So what’s the good news? NC (voiceover): (as Bane) I’m trying out for the new Christopher Lee. Noah Banes: I landed Dr. Diana Reddin and her ovum cryogenics project. NC (voiceover): And this is where Emma Thompson comes in. She’s klutzy, it’s funny. HA! Dr. Diana Reddin (Thompson): (examines her incubator that she collided with Hesse on earlier) They’re alright. Larry Arbogast: Frozen eggs, huh? Diana Reddin: Yes. NC (voiceover): (as Reddin) I hope one day to open my own amusement park of dinosaurs. (Cut to Hesse and Arbogast walking through an airport together) Alex Hesse: What woman is going to take an unapproved drug while she’s pregnant? Larry Arbogast: Who says we need a woman? The experiment wouldn’t have to identify the subject’s sex. Alex Hesse: You mean to do the test on a man? Larry Arbogast: Why not? NC: That’s a very valid question. “Why not?” Oh, wait, maybe it’s because of these. (A whole list of reasons appear briefly, covering the entire screen. The following text is shown: “It’s morally insane. Men don’t have vaginas. Men don’t have uteruses. You’d be playing Genetic Monopoly. No man would volunteer unless doing it for a movie role. There’d be a lot more complaining. Abortions would skyrocket. EVERY child would be left behind. Men would never take care of themselves properly. A man could get pregnant just by jerking off (I think). Jesus would cry. God knows what kind of mutations would arise. This would probably be some form of incest. Every man would have his tubes tied. If a baby kicks, the man would probably kick back. No man is going through friggin C-section. Men are horrible at throwing baby showers. No man could resist alcohol during pregnancy. In fact, they’d probably drink more. No man is wearing a mumu. We’d just look silly. Our solution to losing the baby weight would be “Losing the baby.” No man would ever have sex again if they knew a baby would come out of it—excuse me—out of THEM! Men have no practice. Men have no patience. Men have no…just, fuck it, we’re not doing it!”) (Cut to Alex Hesse sitting in his seat on a plane and Larry Arbogast standing next to him) Larry Arbogast: I guess I was wrong about you, Hesse. I took you for a scientist. Alex Hesse: I am a scientist. Larry Arbogast: Yeah? Well, where’s your vision? NC: Where’s your power-hungry need to play God? NC (voiceover): So Devito finally convinces him to get off the plane and get himself pregnant. (Pauses) That-that’s no small feat. But Devito still needs an egg to implant into Arnold. And a vagina. AND A FUCKING UTERUS! OK, I digress. (Arbogast picks up a test tube from Reddin’s incubator; it’s labeled “Junior”) Larry Arbogast: “Junior.” Henry Jones, Sr. (from “Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade”): It is you, Junior! NC (voiceover): So they implant Arnold’s seed into…Arnold, as he wakes up and finds a very pleasant image. (An attractive nurse walks into the hospital room with a baby in her arms) Yakko (from “Animaniacs”): Hello, Nurse! NC: And hey, look, she has a baby! Yakko (from “Animaniacs”): Goodbye, Nurse! (Alex Hesse holds the baby in his hands, and we cut to the baby having the CGI face of Arnold) Baby: Mama. (NC screams in fright at the sight of the baby) Baby: Mama? (NC continues screaming) Baby: MAMA!!! (NC continues to scream, then gets up to run to the bathroom and shut the door while still screaming. We hear him sobbing, then vomiting in the toilet a few times; after a few dry heaves, NC leaves the bathroom and heads back to his seat, coughing a bit) NC: So—(whispers to himself) Oh, God. (He holds his face with both hands and sobs a bit before putting himself together and calmly speaks softly to the camera) Continue. Baby: MAMA!!! (NC looks scared; Cut to the outside of his room as a male nurse (played by Bhargav, aka “Ma-Ti”) standing at the door and the doctor (played by That Other Guy) comes out) Doctor: In all my years, I’ve never seen anything like it: 20 straight hours of marathon projectile vomiting. Nurse: Geez. So what do you recommend, Doc? Doctor: Well, certainly no more watching of “Junior.” That much is certain. Nurse: Well, he does need to finish the review. Doctor: Well, then, certainly no more watching of that scene. (He sighs) By the way, did you turn the TV off? Nurse: No, I thought you did. Baby (from “Junior”): (audio only) Mama? (We hear NC vomiting violently) Doctor: Your turn to clean it up. Nurse: Yeah. (The doctor leaves the scene, and the nurse enters the room; cut back to the movie where Hesse wakes up, indicating that the scene was all a dream) NC (voiceover): Alright, back to the review. So even though they’re not working in the lab anymore, Arnold and Devito…still hang around for some reason, and watch Emma Thompson at work. Alex Hesse: (whispers to Arbogast) My nipples are very sensitive. Larry Arbogast: What? Tingling like sore, or like itchy? Young Male Scientist: You surf? Alex Hesse: Huh? Young Male Scientist: Surf. ‘Cause I got that a lot from paddling that. It’s something about the wax in the salt water. It irritates them. Young Female Scientist: (listens in) You get what? Young Male Scientist: (to the Female Scientist) His nipples are tingling. Alex Hesse: I don’t surf. Young Female Scientist: It could be your laundry detergent. I used to get that when I used a non-biodegradable soap. NC (voiceover): Uhm, I’m sorry, but, uh…where are the jokes? I mean, is there anything funny being said right now? I-I don’t know. Let’s cut to the next scene. (Cut to a formal party) Larry Arbogast: (approaches Hesse) Where have you been? Alex Hesse: (collecting bits of food on his plate at a banquet table) Oh, I had so much fun. I had a walk, there was a wonderful massage at a health club, I had a great time. Then I took a nap right on the table. (He sees a platter on the table) Franks in blankets? (He starts taking a few franks in blankets) Oh, these are my favorites. NC (voiceover): This isn’t funny, either. OK, let’s try another scene! (Cut to Hesse and Reddin walking together outdoors) Diana Reddin: You should try being a woman sometime. It-It’s a nightmare. Your body goes peculiar with your first period, and it doesn’t stop until menopause. It’s a lifetime of leaking and swelling and spotting and smears… NC (voiceover) EEEWWW! That’s just unpleasant! Come on, guys, make us laugh! (Cut to Hesse, Arbogast and Reddin walking together) Larry Arbogast: There is a tragic disease. It’s, uh, relentless, uh, kind of… Alex Hesse: (sees two fat people walking close by) Fatness. Larry Arbogast: Fatness. Diana Reddin: Fatness? Larry Arbogast: Uh, yes, striking young men in their prime. Uh, turning them into big, uh, wheezing, uh… Alex Hesse: Strudelhunds. Larry Arbogast: Strudelhunds. Diana Reddin: Strudlehunds? Larry Arbogast: Strudelhunds. Yeah. NC (Voiceover): PUNCHLINES! USE PUNCHLINES! (Cut to another scene) Larry Arbogast: We should go. Alex Hesse: Going, going, always going. And one day, gone. Diana Reddin: Just like that. NC (voiceover): It’s just conversations! Really unfunny conversations! NC: Seriously, this is Arnold Schwarzenegger pregnant! I don’t expect it to be great, but I expected it to be a little funny. NC (voiceover): OK, alright, here’s a scene with Devito’s ex-wife, who happens to be pregnant but won’t tell who the father is. However, she wants Devito to be the doctor. Alright, this is good. Plenty of set-ups for good jokes here. Larry Arbogast: So what do you want? Angela (Arbogast’s Ex-Wife): (sighs) I don’t like Snellar. Larry Arbogast: Angela, we’ve been over this. Ned Snellar’s a top-top guy. Angela: He’s creepy, Larry. I’m not goin’ back to him. Larry Arbogast: You’re being ridiculous. Angela: No, I’m not. NC (voiceover): OK, this is like a game show. In fact, it’s practically an adventure! The adventure of finding the joke! Dora the Explorer (dubbed by NC): Hola! I’m Dora, and we’re trying to find the joke in “Junior.” Let’s see if you can spot one. Are you ready? Go! Larry Arbogast: I’m a little shocked here! Angela: Well, I think you’re gonna have to deal with it. Larry Arbogast: I don’t have to deal with it, because we’re divorced, remember? Angela: It’s not like I’m asking you to fix my car. Dora the Explorer (dubbed by NC): (long beat) Nothing yet. Larry Arbogast: Angela, this is my house now. Angela: Larry, you may live here, but this will always be my house. Floral, Houndstooth, then paisley. Dora the Explorer (dubbed by NC): (long beat) That’s not the least bit funny. Larry Arbogast: Where's the goddamn father? Angela: I haven’t been able to reach him. Larry Arbogast: What, he disappeared? Angela: They’re touring. Larry Arbogast: Who is? Angela: (pauses) Aerosmith. (The caption “Joke!” appears with a repeated dinging sound) Dora the Explorer (dubbed by NC): (audio) Yay! You found the funny joke! You did it! You did it! (Cut to her) Join us next time, which, knowing this film’s poor pacing, will be very shortly. Bye! NC (voiceover): So Arnold goes and wonders what it would be like to be a papa. (Cut to Hesse looking at himself in a mirror and studying his stomach in different positions with his shirt lifted up) NC (voiceover): (as Hesse) Hmmm. Actor Schwarzenegger, Governor Schwarzenegger. NC (voiceover): So I guess Arnold goes through some emotions, like crying at emotional commercials and being a little needy, but…that’s the key word here. “Little.” Everything is downplayed, which is usually a good move. But here, just the fact that Arnold’s pregnant and not a woman isn’t really funny. It’s just boring! They’re treating it like a real pregnancy, which is boring! Watching a person, male or female, being pregnant isn’t funny! It’s boring! You need humor! This is boring! Arnold saying he’s fat once in a while doesn’t cut it! (Pauses) It’s boring! Either give him a gun or throw in some jokes, ‘cause I’m getting really tired of this! (Cut to Hesse and Angela eating at a dinner table with lots of plates full of food all over) Oh, look, they’re overeating, because…pregnant women do that and, therefore, this is funny, I suppose. Angela: Anybody ever tell you that you eat like a pregnant woman? Alex Hesse: (pauses to think of an answer) I just like mixing cuisines. NC: (is speechless) I’m sorry, but I might be losing my touch! I mean, this is just so boring! I have nothing to work with! NC (voiceover): And it doesn’t seem possible! It doesn’t seem humanly possible! It’s Arnold Schwarzenegger pregnant! Something has to be funny about this! What are you doing wrong, Ivan Reitman?! What are you doing wrong?! (Cut to Hesse and Arbogast at a store with Hesse trying on larger pants) Alex Hesse: I hate my body. Salesman: Lookin’ prosperous there. Alex Hesse: (sighs before speaking to the salesman) The pants are loose around the waist. Salesman: I can take them in. NC: (points to the camera) Boring! Boring! NC (voiceover): Boring! Boring! NC: (rests his head on his right fist) Boring. Boring. NC (voiceover): (starts to sound sleepy) Boring. Boring. NC: (yawns) Boring. Boring. NC (voiceover): Boring. Boring. NC: Boring. Boring. (falls asleep) (We now segue to a psychedelic music video with trippy animation; NC looks up in surprise and gazes at everything around him; he sees a rock group with three musicians that have the heads of Arnold Schwarzenegger; NC seems to start flying over some clouds before we cut to more trippy animation) NC: (sings in a high-pitch with accompanying text and images) I’m so bored… So very, very bored!!! I’d rather watch a bunch of cupcakes sing a merry song and then go surfing on a door! It’s so DULL, there’s nothing to say… I’d rather… sugarcoat a Leprechaun, feed him to a dog and then go play some croquet. Where did the funny go? How can this be? Did vampires suck out the humor? Maybe it could’ve worked If they had used Miss Tur Tee! Musicians: (sing) Boring! NC: (still speaks in high pitch) It’s just not that interesting! Musicians: (sings) Boring! NC: Where did it go wrong? Musicians: (sings) Boring! NC: I’m not even doing the review now. I’m just (sings) Singing this pointless song. Musicians: (sings with accompanying text) You’re not missing that much! Nothing happens! He acts a little femmy And they just talk some more Without any jokes put in! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Bor-or-or-ing! Judge (played by Bhargav): Order! (He bangs his gavel a few times) Order! Order, I say! Nostalgia Critic, for your crimes against humanity, I sentence you to (bangs his gavel once) watching the rest of this movie! NC: (speaks in a high pitch) But it’s just so boring! And besides, watching this dream sequence is much more interesting than watching that movie. Judge: No, Critic, no. For if you do not watch the rest of this film, you will have to watch THIS! Baby (with Arnold’s face): MAMA!!! NC: (shrieks) NOOOOOOOOOOO! (The Judge laughs evilly as NC is being pulled away from the camera and flinging his arms at it) NC: (shrieks as he is running to the camera in place) NOOOOOOOOOOO! (The Judge cackles and bangs his gavel once) NC: (continues shrieking and reaching for the camera as the musicians continue playing behind him) NOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Judge: Fool! (laughs) (NC moves about in place while flapping his arms before we segue back to NC waking up at his desk) NC: Ohhhh, God! (He rubs his temples) I’m so sorry, I…I guess I actually preferred watching my dreams as opposed to watching this boring, boring movie! (sighs) Alright, p-play the thing. (The Big-Lipped Alligator Moment logo appears below NC) Announcer: The Big-Lipped Alligator Moment! NC: Yeah, yeah, what did we miss? (Back to the movie) NC (voiceover): (sounds bored) Alright, it actually turns out the egg is Emma Thompson’s egg, Frank Langella wants credit—even though he didn’t do anything, ooooh—and so Arnold runs away and flees to some sort of retreat for pregnant women, and…and it’s so incredibly boring. Isn’t there anything you can throw at us, movie? (Cut to Arbogast and Hesse (dressed as a woman) greeting the receptionist at the front desk) Receptionist: Hello. Larry Arbogast: Hi. Receptionist: You must be Mr. and Mrs. Hesse? Larry Arbogast: (nods once) Yes. NC: (looks up from his boredom and sees a golden opportunity) Yes. Yes! Th-This is the return to the bullshit I was waiting for! NC (voiceover): Oh, wait, does he talk like a woman, too? Alex Hesse: (speaks in a more feminine voice) When I was a sportswoman in the East German… NC: YES! WONDERFUL! Oh, do we have some lame one-liners as well? Alex Hesse (as a male, earlier in the film): My body, my choice. NC: (is overjoyed) YES!! YES! This is the Arnold I know and love! Though, granted, I don’t know how well that one-liner would have worked in other movies. (Cut to a clip from “Commando” in which John Matrix holds a man over a cliff and the “My body, my choice” line is dubbed over his one-liner) I don’t know, but who cares! It’s bullshit! We’re back to bullshit! Thank you! Thank you for coming home! NC (voiceover): Whew! OK, so Mrs.….Not A Man checks herself in and explains her condition. Alex Hesse: (speaks feminine) It dispensed anabolic steroids freely, as here in America, they dole out Gatorade. Larry Arbogast: They pushed it on them. NC: Do steroids also give you an Adam ’s apple? S-Somebody should question that. NC (voiceover): So, just when you think a pregnant 8-foot Austrian man in a dress could possibly NOT be funny, what do they do? Background Pop Singer: So much my heart just does not… NC (voiceover): They play a pop song. Yes, folks, this is supposed to be taken seriously. (pauses) I’m…I’m just disturbed now. I am disturbed for everyone involved in this movie. I mean, I have no idea what they’re trying to get across. Why is this being taken so seriously? And, if you’re gonna treat it seriously, why Arnold? (beat) In a dress? Talking like a wo—THIS IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!!! NC: You know what? Fuck it. Just fuck it! I’m gonna go back to sleep. (NC goes back to sleep before we cut to the Arnold-faced Baby again) Baby: MAMA!!! NC: (wakes up, shuddering in fear) No, I’m not! NC (voiceover): OK, but what I am gonna do is wrap this up. Arnold finally goes into labor as does Devito’s ex-wife, he gives birth through…squeezing it out his penis, I have no idea…and he becomes the happiest papa-mama who ever lived. Devito’s ex-wife gives birth, and he gets her back because he got her on the pregnant rebound. Larry Arbogast: (to Angela) Can we give it another chance? NC (voiceover): And they all lived happily fucking ever after. NC: (sighs in exhaustion) Thank God! (beat) Can you guess the secret word for the day is? (beat) Boring! (NC yells as the caption “Boring!” appears below him and we intercut with a clip from “Pee-Wee’s Playhouse” with Pee-Wee Herman and the other objects in the playhouse yelling; cut to clips of the movie playing as NC speaks) NC (voiceover): I mean, it’s bad when I’m actually praying for it to be insensitive and insulting! At least maybe we can get some form of humor across! I mean, OK, I guess the actors are alright, and Arnold doesn’t come across actually as that bad in this, but that’s part of the problem! We want him to be bad in this! Of all the movies we want him to be over-the-top and goofy in, this is the one! It’s almost like the movie was written for a real pregnant woman, and then at the last minute, they decided to throw Arnold in! (Beat) Weird casting change, but there it is! Do you wanna know the ironic thing is? Director Ivan Reitman’s son would go on to direct a really good pregnant comedy called “Juno”! (The movie poster for “Juno” appears briefly) NC: I guess he’s trying to make up for the sins of the father. I mean, if Ivan Reitman was directing “Juno,” how do you think that would turn out? (Beat) He’d probably put Arnold in there! Yeah. Arnold Schwarzenegger as a pregnant teenage girl. They’d probably do it totally serious. Can you imagine how that would look? (He looks away off-screen to imagine such an image, but nothing happens) No picture? You don’t have a picture? Well, show them something! I set up a joke, for crying out loud. Arnold Baby: MAMA!!! (NC screams before we cut to the male nurse standing outside a door and NC vomiting violently from behind it) THE END
- Albedo Junior Praeditos Validus de Galvan (Junior), es el hijo de Elena y Albedo, quien aparece en la dimensión futura de Ken.
- "Junior" is the eleventh episode of Static Shock. It first aired on February 10, 2001.
- [[Archivo:Junior.JPG|thumb|250px|Bra'tac celebración junior]] Junior era el apodo que los miembros del Comando Stargate dieron a los simbiontes de Teal'c. La primera simbionte fue dado por Teal'c a su hijo Rya'c, con el fin de salvar la vida de su hijo cuando entró en la pubertad, por lo que requiere la implantion de un simbionte por su propia supervivencia. SG-1 fue capaz de adquirir una segunda simbionte, mucho más jóvenes en la misma misión, salvando así la vida de Teal'c y pese a preocupación inicial de Bar'tac que el simbionte era demasiado joven para la implantación. Como Teal'c descubrió cuando intentó meditación Shau'nac para comunicarse con su simbionte, el odio de Junior hacía Teal'c era muy grande. En un momento dado, Bra'tac eliminó a junior para hacer el M'al Sharran. Júnior murió cuando Teal'c se vio obligado a compartir con Bra'tac tras una emboscada que mató simbionte de Bra'tac y dejó a ambos hombres resultaron gravemente heridos. Exigido demasiado, Junior murió, obligando a Teal'c y Bra'tac a usar Tretonina. (SG1: "Hijos de los Dioses", "Lineas de Sangre", "Cruces", "Umbral", "The Changeling") en:Junior Categoría:Stargate Categoría:Stargate SG-1 Categoría:Jaffa
- Junior was a Malazan soldier serving under Sergeant Chord on the Wickan Plains.
- Junior is one of the most mysterious and bizarre characters in the ROD universe. He first meets Anita King early in the ROD TV series, but is quite shy and doesn't interact much with her. At first, he appears to be no more than a typical schoolboy of about Anita's own age.
- Junior was the name of a young Allosaurus that lived in the Land of the Lost. When Cha-Ka attempted to steal an egg to complete a Pakuni ritual, Junior hatched out. Junior first believed Holly Marshall was his parent, but soon understood that Big Alice was his mother.
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